Super Important Info for Uber (1084 hits)
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Submitted by Brendan (View user info) at 2005-06-25 17:31:50 EDT
I'm drinking.
P.S. I'm horny as well.
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Submitted by Slighty_Obnoxious (user info) at 2005-07-01 17:30:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fantabulous!
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-06-28 16:11:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
the first girl is very pretty
Submitted by CoffeeAndSmokes (user info) at 2005-06-28 13:06:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
pretty funny. but you're still a dick.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-06-27 17:43:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It was me, wasn't it?
Enjoy
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Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2005-06-26 03:22:24 (#)
Ranking: 0
I just beat off to that broads pic, again.
Guess which one.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-06-27 17:28:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
very true - thanks for the public service annoucement.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-06-26 17:47:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-06-25 17:51:19 (#)
Ranking: 1
I've been that drunk.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-06-26 15:31:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm back!
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-06-26 11:25:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHA!
Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-06-26 05:24:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
FIRST GOOD DRUNK POST EVER
Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2005-06-26 05:03:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
yesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
Submitted by Or_ (user info) at 2005-06-26 03:47:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Funny stuff.
Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2005-06-26 03:22:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I just beat off to that broads pic, again.
Guess which one.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-06-25 23:52:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Super Important +2 for Brendan
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-06-25 23:37:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
So you're saying after a bottle of tequila, I have a shot?
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2005-06-25 21:54:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-06-25 18:55:34 (#)
Ranking: 2
the before picture isn't that bad. really.
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Only if you live on an island with people that consider enourmous foreheads and man hands not that bad.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2005-06-25 19:43:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
It would be quite fun to tit fuck the first one.
Submitted by 2x4fun (user info) at 2005-06-25 19:10:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
id do that chunky chick....
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-06-25 18:55:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
the before picture isn't that bad. really.
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2005-06-25 18:45:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Mary Carey is the dumbest person in the world. No, you think Paris Hilton is stupid, Paris Hilton is the inventor of the Air Conditioner compared to Mary Carey.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2005-06-25 18:24:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
apparently
Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2005-06-25 18:22:07 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-06-25 17:50:57 (#)
Ranking: 2
the two usually come hand in hand.
i was at a buddy's house last night: me, james, jon, & james' pregnant wife...
ghey.
i started drinking and getting horny. after i left i was desperately calling every girl in my phone. not one of them wanted to go out...apparently it's not too polite to be making these drunken, horny phone calls at 2:30 in the morning.
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The key to this is to find one or two choice women to keep for this purpose, but make sure they understand the deal and that you will reciprocate when they give the drunken bat signal. Also ruini any real relationship that they may form.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-06-25 18:07:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'll have what you're having- I want some of that mighty morphing drink. Maybe it will turn my cat into a big tiger
Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2005-06-25 18:04:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Its ubercon without the STDs and rules.
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2005-06-25 18:01:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I'm gettign wasted as we speak too.
OMG ITS LIEK E-UBERCON! LOLROFLBBQ!
Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2005-06-25 17:59:51 EDT (#)
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Shitfuck you know I'm game.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2005-06-25 17:52:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You've inspired me to get drunk right now.
Are we raising hell on Uber or what?
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-06-25 17:51:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I've been that drunk.
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-06-25 17:50:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
the two usually come hand in hand.
i was at a buddy's house last night: me, james, jon, & james' pregnant wife...
ghey.
i started drinking and getting horny. after i left i was desperately calling every girl in my phone. not one of them wanted to go out...apparently it's not too polite to be making these drunken, horny phone calls at 2:30 in the morning.
Submitted by YELLOW-MAN (user info) at 2005-06-25 17:45:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2005-06-25 17:36:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm disturbed by how much that looks like my kitchen. Maybe she was a previous tenant.