I could be a stand up comic. (678 hits)
Category: HumorRating: -1.02 on 17 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Martyn Steiner (View user info) at 2005-06-25 17:50:57 EDT
True story this one, true story - this really happened to me.
Honestly, I'm not lying - this is true - what is it with women and dogs?
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Submitted by checkyourmail (user info) at 2005-06-25 19:42:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I hope you're reincarnated as a douche bag.
Submitted by 2x4fun (user info) at 2005-06-25 18:54:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hers your plus 2.AIM??
Submitted by 2x4fun (user info) at 2005-06-25 18:34:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
read ze commentses...http://www.ubersite.com/m/66161
Submitted by Martyn_Steiner (user info) at 2005-06-25 18:28:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I read that 'shamone' was a corruption of 'come on' in which case sham'on would be the correct way of spelling it and you would have been mean for no reason. But if you are correct, I apologise.
Submitted by 2x4fun (user info) at 2005-06-25 18:17:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
and another for plus 2ing your own shit.even i dont go that low.douche rocket.
Submitted by 2x4fun (user info) at 2005-06-25 18:16:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
and have another for not writing shamone right.
Submitted by 2x4fun (user info) at 2005-06-25 18:15:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
minus 2
Submitted by moonbluenarcotic (user info) at 2005-06-25 18:12:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I'm gonna stick my balls in your mouth and make you suck them.
Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2005-06-25 18:11:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
What a maroon.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-06-25 18:09:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 hoff
what?
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2005-06-25 18:03:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I could be a stand-up comic.
Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2005-06-25 18:02:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This guy is fucking hilarious!!!!!!!!!11
Submitted by Martyn_Steiner (user info) at 2005-06-25 18:00:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Haha, this shit is wicked. Maaan, David Hasselhoff, dogs AND women? Now that's popcorn in the oven!
Sham'on!
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2005-06-25 17:57:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
<insertracialslurhere>
Submitted by Martyn_Steiner (user info) at 2005-06-25 17:57:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You love it. Hasselhoff, dogs, women - its got everything and so much more.
I +2ed my own post because it's so great noone else will.
Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2005-06-25 17:56:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Yeah, you could be a stand-up comic. A shitty stand-up comic.
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-06-25 17:53:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
<reads post>
nope
<looks at picture>
no
<reads title again>
dang it, not there either. wait a minute...
<checks filename of picture>
dammit!
i have searched high and low and i cannot find any trace of humor in this post!