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How To Suck A Mean Cock (2392 hits)

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Rating: -1.3 on 10 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by moonbluenarcotic (View user info) at 2005-06-25 18:34:56 EDT



Bitches--

This is pretty easy, so listen the fuck up or I'll personally rape all of you.

1.) Find yourself a slut.
2.) Tell her to 'suck your cock'
3.) Ejaculate up her nose.
4.) Don't pay her.

Good. Now that you're all experts in sucking the wang, I suggest you fuck off.


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Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2005-06-27 00:39:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

That guy needs some serious grooming tips. I mean, I'm all for genital maitnence, but that... well, it't just unattractive.

Submitted by Deidra (user info) at 2005-06-27 00:13:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2005-06-26 23:48:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by NotSteve (user info) at 2005-06-25 23:03:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I believe they're licking cock.

Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2005-06-25 22:49:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

You sound like you'd know all about sucking cock, dickface.

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2005-06-25 18:48:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

mom?

Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-06-25 18:47:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

you are so banned when bart gets back.

Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-06-25 18:42:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Third job I've lost this week..

Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2005-06-25 18:41:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Dude. One word. Decaffinated.

Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-06-25 18:36:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

you are very lucky that BartBart is camping and having the uberdrama because you is going to get sooo done when he gets back.


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