The Annals of My Mind-- A Veritable Shaft Stonehenge. (557 hits)
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Submitted by cumguzzler (View user info) at 2005-06-25 21:58:39 EDT
I fell to my knees and beheld the most startlingly enormous cock I've ever had the pleasure to...behold. Last night. My God was it fantastic. Today I can do nothing but replay each moment in my head in a psychotically obsessive way. Fortunately I have the day off.
What is it about cock that attracts me so? Of course I have my own to fondle, and I spent a good two hours or so today doing just that, but I already know what mine looks like and I know how each and every stroke and squeeze will feel. There's nothing quite like meeting a brand new cock for the first time. The anticipation - Will it be all that he said it will be? I like the way my heart pounds in my chest like I've chosen door # 2 but I don't yet know what lies behind it. I swear each "first time" makes my mouth water. Feeling like a filthy pig is a treasure which I will not readily go without.
Being a cock lover, I can appreciate cocks of all shapes, colors, and sizes, but there's something about a flawless uncircumcised huge Hispanic penis that really gets my engine roaring, especially when accompanied by a set of truly rock hard abs. It's the best thing in the world. Thankfully in this part of Florida it isn't difficult at all to procure a fine specimen at any hour of the day or night.
I've only ever turned down one cock and for that I am still slightly ashamed. In fact I felt as though I had misrepresented myself as a cock lover extraordinaire. But the guy turned out to be a bum who sleeps on the city library grounds at night and reeks strongly of piss. I can get into nasty, but that's a bit too much for even me. To this day whenever I happen to pass by him he shoots me a forlorn look and shouts
"You punk motherfucker!"
I tend to ignore this. After all, I do have a wife and child at home.
And oh. Before any of you (especially WOMEN) decide to blast me for this, keep in mind that yes, my wife does know of my perverse desires and yes, she has been willing to make peace with it for years as long as I keep it, you guessed it... on the DL.
It's Saturday night, and I bet you can only guess what that means for me.
http://cruisingforsex.com/ ----> A very rich resource. Especially helpful on weekends, even more so than craigslist.
Here's hoping for happy trails down the happy trail!
-cumguzzler
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Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-06-27 23:02:39 EDT (#)
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Oh sorry. I didn't know you were one of these retaliation -2 fuckers.
Submitted by cumguzzler (user info) at 2005-06-26 22:44:32 EDT (#)
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"I know quite a few homosexuals and none of them portray themselves comically like you do..."
Well it's good to know that people take themselves seriously. And for what it's worth, I've already stated that I'm not gay.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-06-26 15:31:32 EDT (#)
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Submitted by cumguzzler (user info) at 2005-06-26 15:04:52 (#)
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Sphagnum,
What do you mean exactly when you say "advertising"?
I write from personal experience just like every other schmuck on here does. A better question is: What's the deal with your apparent anti-homosexual sentiment?
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If my sentiment were "anti-homosexual" would I rate this post positively.
I know quite a few homosexuals and none of them portray themselves comically like you do, they are afraid of persecution and also respect other people enough to not regale them with "behind the dumpster" stories like you do.
You don't often hear straight (or gay) Men or Women talk about there escaades like this (Unless they are talking to very close friends).
That leads me to believe that this is shennanigans. You will obviously counter that by claiming that it is all true and that I am still homophobic etc but I don't really care about that.
I find it entertaining but at the same time, find it hard to believe that it is fact. (Unless you are South African, then it really is Fucked.)
Happy Homoing bum-toucher!
Submitted by cumguzzler (user info) at 2005-06-26 15:04:52 EDT (#)
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Sphagnum,
What do you mean exactly when you say "advertising"?
I write from personal experience just like every other schmuck on here does. A better question is: What's the deal with your apparent anti-homosexual sentiment?
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-06-26 14:32:10 EDT (#)
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HAHAHA!
What's the deal with all the HOMO advertising?
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2005-06-26 00:47:35 EDT (#)
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awesome! keep posting!
Submitted by P33N3R (user info) at 2005-06-26 00:40:59 EDT (#)
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teehee i thought the asme thing as this guy
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2005-06-25 22:01:27 (#)
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a ha ha - the Anals of my Mind!
Submitted by the_sociopath (user info) at 2005-06-25 23:11:08 EDT (#)
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Not my bag.
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-06-25 22:23:27 EDT (#)
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Ummm.
Yuck.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2005-06-25 22:01:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
a ha ha - the Anals of my Mind!