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I Stuck My Finger In Your Bum--MBN Camwhore!!! (801 hits)

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Rating: -1.33 on 15 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by moonbluenarcotic (View user info) at 2005-06-26 17:59:56 EDT



So last night I'm out shooting frat boys and those silly little Paris Hilton wannabes when all of a sudden I see my mom in a dumpster.

Actually that's not true.

My mom lives in a dumpster.



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Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2005-06-27 08:53:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

(Psssttt... you may need a little advice, here.. I understand how hard it is to get confused when you've never been with a woman before, but... that isn't her bum.)

Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-06-27 01:55:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

She's dreamy...

Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-06-27 01:36:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

horrible!

Submitted by CoreaPeekay (user info) at 2005-06-27 00:41:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

SLAYER YEAHH WOOOO

Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2005-06-27 00:27:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

So disappointing after your last one.

Submitted by Deidra (user info) at 2005-06-26 23:52:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Impressive.

Submitted by jack0173 (user info) at 2005-06-26 22:30:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2005-06-26 22:04:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Not very good at all.

Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2005-06-26 21:45:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

stfu noob

Submitted by Ivy (user info) at 2005-06-26 21:28:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Where the fuck did you come from? Fuck off.

Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-06-26 20:01:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by ellsmall (user info) at 2005-06-26 19:47:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Here's a +2 to encourage you to further outrages that will get you banned.

Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-06-26 18:32:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I see you're making the most of the time you have left before you get shitcanned.

Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-06-26 18:19:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

what have you done with the knees? And the fingers? You sick animal....

Submitted by legallady (user info) at 2005-06-26 18:14:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Does the shirt make her seem more real?

Like a girl on roofies??




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