A Nun, a Priest, and a Camel (1188 hits)
Category: HumorRating: -1.31 on 31 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by <alia_lark.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2005-06-27 14:30:59 EDT
A nun and a priest are riding on a camel through the Gobi desert on their way to Ulaanbaatar as part of a great mission to convert the nomadic people of the region. They are in the middle of the desert: no civilization, water, or food for miles. Rather suddenly, the camel dies. The nun and the priest are stranded with no hope of rescue. Soon enough, they realize they are going to die out in the desert.
The priest, after contemplating the situation for some time, looks at the nun, and says, "Being a good priest and celibate all my life, I have never laid eyes upon a naked woman. I would really like to see a naked woman before I die, at least just once. Would you consider taking off your clothes so that I could?"
The nun looked rather shocked, but there was a glint in her eye. She slowly said to the priest, "Well...I don't know...I guess it would be alright." And then she started the long process of taking off all her vestments.
Once finished, the priest gazed at her body with great satisfaction, "That's very nice. Now, I can die happy."
But the nun retorted, "Being a faithful nun, I have never seen a naked man in my life. I think I would like to see a naked man at least once before I die." The priest happily complied, taking off all his clothes.
The nun stared at him, pondering his naked form, and then said, "That's an interesting tool you have there...what does it do?" She pointed in the general area of his crotch.
To which the priest replied, "I stick it in you, and it makes life."
And the nun said..."Forget about me, stick it in the camel!"
User Reviews
Submitted by Darth_Adwain (user info) at 2005-07-18 14:44:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Yeah, that was bad....
Submitted by sebcharrot (user info) at 2005-07-13 18:28:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I once shat in an oven.
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2005-07-13 11:38:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Viciousriffs (user info) at 2005-07-05 00:16:50 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2005-06-27 15:12:52 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by RaineLark (user info) at 2005-06-27 14:52:19 (#)
Ranking: 0
Wow...you guys are super-harsh! I suppose that's because I'm new?
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Because I'm relatively new, I won't -2 this...but in the future, post something original/funny/controversial.
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I feel that this is what we have been reduced to. If it isn't abrasively shocking, the most brilliant thing since sliced rubber, or funnier than Sam Kinison, then it isn't worth posting/reading on this site?
You people are impossible to please. The standard should stay the same: until you can poast at least as well as you expect others to, you haven't any right to negatively rate someone else unless they post utter shit.
While this was nowhere near brilliance, it certainly wasn't shitty and void either.
Quit picking on the new kid.
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TRIAL BY FIRE, BITCH!
Get used to it you EMO FUCK!
Submitted by doctorj24 (user info) at 2005-07-13 11:35:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Not funny. n00bish.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2005-07-13 11:34:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
hardy fucking har peener.
Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2005-07-13 11:11:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
This is deserving of the rarely-seen -1.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-07-05 00:19:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
not bad
Submitted by Viciousriffs (user info) at 2005-07-05 00:16:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2005-06-27 15:12:52 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by RaineLark (user info) at 2005-06-27 14:52:19 (#)
Ranking: 0
Wow...you guys are super-harsh! I suppose that's because I'm new?
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Because I'm relatively new, I won't -2 this...but in the future, post something original/funny/controversial.
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I feel that this is what we have been reduced to. If it isn't abrasively shocking, the most brilliant thing since sliced rubber, or funnier than Sam Kinison, then it isn't worth posting/reading on this site?
You people are impossible to please. The standard should stay the same: until you can poast at least as well as you expect others to, you haven't any right to negatively rate someone else unless they post utter shit.
While this was nowhere near brilliance, it certainly wasn't shitty and void either.
Quit picking on the new kid.
Submitted by Gnome (user info) at 2005-06-28 17:20:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
not deserving of such a low rating.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2005-06-27 19:13:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Lunch_Pail (user info) at 2005-06-27 18:48:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
im gonna have to follow the crowd and say this is piss poor.
Submitted by Nancypants (user info) at 2005-06-27 16:56:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by HonorableMention (user info) at 2005-06-27 16:10:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Awful.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-06-27 15:51:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-06-27 15:12:28 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-06-27 14:50:02 (#)
Ranking: -2
Some advice:
Take a long walk off a short pier!
MOM?
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BWAHAHAHAHAHA...
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-06-27 15:50:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by swamp_donkey (user info) at 2005-06-27 15:30:56 (#)
Ranking: -2
-2 because my first sexual experience was with a nun, a priest and a camel
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now this is a post i want to read?
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-06-27 15:49:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by swamp_donkey (user info) at 2005-06-27 15:30:56 (#)
Ranking: -2
-2 because my first sexual experience was with a nun, a priest and a camel
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This was funnier than your joke.
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2005-06-27 15:36:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Itchy palm means someone is talking about you behind your back.
Rainy weather means God hates you.
This -2 means FUCK OFF!
Submitted by swamp_donkey (user info) at 2005-06-27 15:30:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
-2 because my first sexual experience was with a nun, a priest and a camel
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2005-06-27 15:12:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by RaineLark (user info) at 2005-06-27 14:52:19 (#)
Ranking: 0
Wow...you guys are super-harsh! I suppose that's because I'm new?
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Because I'm relatively new, I won't -2 this...but in the future, post something original/funny/controversial.
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-06-27 15:12:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-06-27 14:50:02 (#)
Ranking: -2
Some advice:
Take a long walk off a short pier!
MOM?
Submitted by Deidra (user info) at 2005-06-27 15:11:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Here is the +2 you REALLY don't deserve. Welcome to Uber.
or something.
Toadfucker.
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2005-06-27 14:55:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
go read camus, but stop
before you get to the part
about defiance.
Submitted by RaineLark (user info) at 2005-06-27 14:52:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Wow...you guys are super-harsh! I suppose that's because I'm new?
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-06-27 14:50:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Some advice:
Take a long walk off a short pier!
Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2005-06-27 14:49:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Boo-urns
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-06-27 14:45:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by mbstateside (user info) at 2005-06-27 14:43:41 (#)
Ranking: -2
Please just go away. Go away and don't come back.
Submitted by mbstateside (user info) at 2005-06-27 14:43:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Please just go away. Go away and don't come back.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-06-27 14:43:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Original and non-stop laughter ensued
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2005-06-27 14:37:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I pissed myself laughing!
Submitted by Ejryuu (user info) at 2005-06-27 14:36:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
No Comment
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-06-27 14:33:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
hilarious!