Haikoooos? NSFW, possibly. (867 hits)
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Submitted by cumguzzler (View user info) at 2005-06-27 17:16:12 EDT
Cottage cheese buttocks
Crispy pork rind labia
Her name is Deidra.
Why is she so crass?
Even Sperminator-X
Wouldn't touch her ass
I came and I saw
I entered and then I crawled
Slowly down the hall
Make my love a kite
The color of passion
Wish for hurricanes
Leaves fell like blankets
Upon the putrid ass cheeks
Of the cadaver
A hole in the wall
Promises of passion
I go home alone
A shitty haiku
Everyone wants to belong.
Ubersite will do.
I am fantastic.
Everyone really thinks so.
Though some are jealous
Chipped red nail polish
Smudged makeup and torn fishnets
She was a fine wife.
Farewell dignity.
Rest now in a cardboard box
Crematorium
Greasy KFC
Living in filth for no reason
Maury Povich guest
One cumguzzler
300 cocks in a row
Pure satisfaction
Vice president who?
Michael Moore is a fat fuck.
Preach to those retards!
How do I love thee?
I counted all possible ways.
Now fuck the fuck off.
Beauty like lillies
Passion like a roaring fire
Fucks like a dead fish
A hairline fracture
Infant skull separation
Drunk drivin' momma
Boredom solution
Though only the bored are bored
Therefore, no excuse
User Reviews
Submitted by Slighty_Obnoxious (user info) at 2005-06-27 23:25:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by cumguzzler (user info) at 2005-06-27 23:13:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
d prime and shlongy -
cut the cord darlings. pretty, pretty please. :)
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-06-27 23:02:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh sorry. I didn't know you were one of these retaliation -2 fuckers.
Submitted by cumguzzler (user info) at 2005-06-27 22:54:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Did you mean retaliatory?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-06-27 22:29:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Additional -2 for your retalitory one, asswipe.
Submitted by FuckTheArmy (user info) at 2005-06-27 21:35:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Your material needs some further consideration, and count your syllables. You have a long way to go with this, but the expression is well-developed. Keep writing; it will get better with practice. That sort of background feels like it would be better expressed in a short story of some sort.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-06-27 19:19:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm tired of hearing stupid things being justified by 'boredom solutions' or something stupid like that.
Submitted by Deidra (user info) at 2005-06-27 18:57:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Although I feel vaugely honored/repulsed by appearing in your post.. i still did not enjoy it.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-06-27 18:55:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I thought it was 5-7-5?
No?
Submitted by cumguzzler (user info) at 2005-06-27 18:33:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Six syllables. Poor Shlong boy.
HOWEVER, THE NEGATIVE ATTENTION IS GRADE A+++. :D
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-06-27 18:31:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-06-27 17:45:02 (#)
Ranking: -2
You are so very gay
Kiss my ass, fucking dipshit
Now kill yourself, please.
________
As usual, Master Shlongy combines the wisdom of the Orient with the practicality of the West.
However, it IS Haiku Post Monday, and since I invented it, I must +2 it.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-06-27 17:45:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You are so very gay
Kiss my ass, fucking dipshit
Now kill yourself, please.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2005-06-27 17:35:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by ellsmall (user info) at 2005-06-27 17:30:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
oh look teh ghey pr0n!
assmuncher.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-06-27 17:30:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
The cum guzzler comin' strong
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-06-27 17:17:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 Haiku.