The 22 Ugliest "Hot" Chicks (1290 hits)
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Submitted by TMA (View user info) at 2005-06-27 17:48:25 EDT
1. Cameron Diaz (woof)
2. Pink
3. Reese Witherspoon
4. Anna Kournikova
5. Jenna Jameson
6. Sandra Bullock
7. Melissa Joan Hart
8. Rose McGowan
9. Uma Thurman
10. Christina Ricci
11. Yasmine Bleeth
12. Jaime Pressly
13. Kirsten Dunst
14. Courtney Cox Arquette
15. Amanda Peet
16. Neve Campbell
17. Mandy Moore
18. Gwen Stefani
19. Jennifer Garner
20. Meg Ryan
21. Tara Reid
22. Kate Hudson
Men, if you've ever masturbated to any one of these women then you have no taste in women OR you are officially homosexual.
Women, if you've ever been told you look like any one of these women, then you are officially one ugly female and you were insulted, not complimented.
The Masked Assailant
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Submitted by DavyJones (user info) at 2005-06-28 05:18:07 EDT (#)
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Yea CookieLass, I guess only being one of the top 100 female players in the entire world is pretty shameful. Just give up if you aren't number 1, that's my motto.
I say give her credit for trying as long as she did, given that tennis needed her a fuckload more than she needed tennis.
Submitted by MrWillard (user info) at 2005-06-28 05:16:14 EDT (#)
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For some reason, I have to agree. Except for Gwen Stefani, Anna, and Pink.
I don't think that makes me gay...I just happen to not like weird looking freaks that need to eat a sandwitch.
Submitted by DavyJones (user info) at 2005-06-28 05:15:02 EDT (#)
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I just glanced, but Anna K is one of the most attractive people on the planet.
Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-06-28 04:58:26 EDT (#)
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Make a real post with pictures if you're gonna do something like this, retard.
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-06-27 22:04:58 EDT (#)
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my only issue with Anna Kournikova is that she needs to stop pretending she can play tennis, and just learn to love the fact that she's famous for being hot. I mean, honestly.... has she EVER won a tennis match? Ever? And what's wrong with being famous for being hot?
Submitted by kitchens_closed (user info) at 2005-06-27 21:28:30 EDT (#)
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I got a kick out of this for some reason. The only person I can say you're wrong about is Anna Kournikova.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-06-27 19:33:41 EDT (#)
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Im a homosexual, because I masterbate to women with vaginas.
-2LogicWillKillYou
Submitted by EAZEDZT (user info) at 2005-06-27 19:19:59 EDT (#)
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I have low standards most likely, but...
I have a hard spot in my pants for Sandra Bullock.
Submitted by ellsmall (user info) at 2005-06-27 19:14:24 EDT (#)
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ha ha fagboy!
Submitted by Duke_Chocula (user info) at 2005-06-27 19:05:39 EDT (#)
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The masked asshat is back on the prowl.
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2005-06-27 18:58:00 EDT (#)
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Enjoy your lonliness.
Submitted by cumguzzler (user info) at 2005-06-27 18:56:38 EDT (#)
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I think you forgot Jennifer Aniston and her fucking pug face as well as the beloved Angelina Jolie who looks bizarre at best and has a shitty old lady body. Oh and where's Christina Appelgate and fucking Drew Barrymore. BRITNEY SPEARS! Jessica Simpson even, who could pass for a man with short hair and no makeup. Her husband looks more feminine in the face than she does. Ummm... "Pig face" Claudia Schiffer. And Katie Holmes, if she's even considered hot. I do agree with your decision to put Cameron Diaz at the top of the list because her face is really unfortunate. PARIS FUCKING HILTON (canary face), JANET FUCKING JACKSON (gross), and Eva Longoria (overrated and rather disgusting). Roselyn Sanchez, Courtney Love... The list just goes on and on.
I've masturbated to all of them though, and then some. :)
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-06-27 18:49:52 EDT (#)
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swap out Anna for Renee, and you got yerself a list, bub.
Submitted by Genko (user info) at 2005-06-27 18:49:29 EDT (#)
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Cameron Diaz is actually pretty hot. Other than that, decent list.
Submitted by BadSamaritan (user info) at 2005-06-27 18:34:27 EDT (#)
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anna kournikova isn't hot?
did i miss some catasrophy?
was there an auto accident or fire that left her disfigured?
-or-
do you have horrible taste, and/or some resentment for the caliber of women whose beds you will likely not grace.
perhaps you can give us your list of "hot chicks". I fear the likes of Star Jones, and Rosie Odonnel might grace that list... and you will title it the (insert random number here)Hottest "ugly' Chicks.
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2005-06-27 18:13:32 EDT (#)
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Don't bother
Submitted by doctorj24 (user info) at 2005-06-27 18:07:29 EDT (#)
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Ohh, my son doesn't stand a chance! The whole world has gone gay!
-- Homer Simpson
Homer's Phobia
Submitted by The.Masked.Assailant (user info) at 2005-06-27 17:59:12 EDT (#)
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fuck, i knew i forgot someone. --> Renee Zellweger
By the way, i've been great, in a few months I will have my doctorate . . . that's why i never come to ubersite; school has taken a lot of my time
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-06-27 17:54:21 EDT (#)
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You could have titled this "22 woman that WON'T sleep with me", but you have it your way-like Burger King
Submitted by ama (user info) at 2005-06-27 17:52:37 EDT (#)
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Have you lost your glasses/ suffered a facial disfigurement recently and now feeling particularly vindictive/ resentful?
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2005-06-27 17:52:20 EDT (#)
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There's nothing wrong with being gay, but you should accept it and be open about it. No shame in telling the truth.
Submitted by Deidra (user info) at 2005-06-27 17:52:04 EDT (#)
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I like Neve Campbell.
Submitted by RaineLark (user info) at 2005-06-27 17:51:10 EDT (#)
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What about Renee Zellweger?
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-06-27 17:50:40 EDT (#)
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i have issues with 14, 20, and 22...but the rest seem to hit the mark.
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2005-06-27 17:50:38 EDT (#)
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What the hell? i thought i told you to go fuck yourself about a year ago?
how were you?