Best piss evar (bandwagon) (451 hits)
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Submitted by Zackstersmackster (View user info) at 2005-06-27 19:11:39 EDT
When I was about 20, I was driving late at night from Maine to Connecticut. I left Maine at around 11 pm, and I had several beers earlier in the evening. Once I started driving I thought I would be sleepy so I bought Cokes and pounded those on the trip. We've now established that there is major ammunition for the bladder.
At about 3 am, when I was no more than 2 miles from my house in Connecticut, I fell asleep at the wheel. I woke up on the median strip and saw I was headed for the guardrail, still at 70 miles an hour plus with the cruise control on. In a panic, I yanked the wheel hard to the right. This caused and immediate skid and I took out a road sign mounted in the median strip. The car spun (about 3 revolutions) across all lanes of Interstate 84 (thank Jeebus there was no traffic) and came to rest in the breakdown lane, facing the correct direction.
I was so scared that I didn't know what to do. I jumped out of the car to look at where the left rear fender of my GTI hit the road sign. Once I was out of the car I realized I was about to piss my pants, so I whipped out my junk and just let it rip all over the breakdown lane of I-84. I didn't give a fuck if anyone saw me or not. I thought I was lucky to be alive and I was shaking like a dog shitting razor blades, so a lot of the piss hit my car.
Yup...best piss evar.
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Submitted by AwesomeJohnson (user info) at 2005-06-27 19:49:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i like GTIs
Submitted by Zackstersmackster (user info) at 2005-06-27 19:20:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
The second best piss evar would be the one I wish I could take
on my boss's desk while he is sitting at said desk.
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2005-06-27 19:14:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
great story!
Submitted by Deidra (user info) at 2005-06-27 19:13:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Pissy.