This is my shitty ass luck (680 hits)
Category: NoneRating: -1.35 on 30 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Joe England <Pr0j3ct_0v3rk1ll.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2005-06-28 01:56:37 EDT
This is my first post, so feel free to -2 the shit out of it. Oh and don't forget the classic "STFU N00B!"
This will be a good-old-fashioned rant. Enjoy.
This summer has sucked so hard! It's boring, all I do is work adn my plans are always ruined.
I don't hate my job but, damn, it's so boring.
For the longest time I couldn't log on to Ubersite because of the gay ass government. They won't accept verification Emails for some reason. Bastards. Anyway...All I could do was read. I couldn't rate or post. This pissed me off.
It started toward the end of the school year when I lost my best friend in a car accident. I won't go into any details because I don't like talking/writing about it.
So naturally, my summer is going to suck.
Ok so I'm going to an amusement park which just got the tallest, fastest roller coater in the world. I love theme rides so I was fucking psyched! Well it turns out the ride is broken down because of the fucking shitty ass fucking brakes that couldnt stop a train full of people going down a 90 degree slope. WTF! So needless to say I was disappointed.
My plans to go to the beach were ruined when my mom up and decided to divorce my step-dad. Again...WTF!
I can't think of anything else to bitch about now so I'll leave it at that.
I know, I know..."I'm 17 years old and don't have any real problems..."
"shit happens"
and "quit bitching" but it's the little things you know..?
Ok I'm going to bed. It's 2 AM and I have to be up at quater of 5.
let the -2s rain down upon my already shitty existance.
User Reviews
Submitted by funk_boy (user info) at 2005-07-12 04:44:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
thanks for letting us know.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-07-12 04:29:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I try
Submitted by Pr0j3ct (user info) at 2005-07-12 04:27:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Nice, rad.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-07-12 04:26:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
i don't wish to seem insensiive but I am glad your friend died.
poor bastard is better off dead than listening to your whiney bilge.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-07-12 04:09:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by oberone (user info) at 2005-06-28 17:31:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
To the point and in as sensitive a manner as i can say this. I think that because you are made from several mothers and probably lots of daddies and the fact that you are not a Brit, thank God, you have a real problem. Did you really want to have sex with her? Shes your mum for god's sake
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-06-28 17:23:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Christ, this stank.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-06-28 17:05:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by jumpinjellyfish (user info) at 2005-06-28 13:39:11 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Harmless (user info) at 2005-06-28 02:03:10 (#)
Ranking: -2
If you knew it was bad, why did you write it?
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2005-06-28 14:03:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
It's not that you're 17 and your problems don't count, it's that you barely mentioned any problems at all. Two. You mentioned two, and they're problems that only a whiney spoiled kid would "write" about.
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-06-28 13:57:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Lechuga (user info) at 2005-06-28 02:10:13 (#)
Ranking: -2
*slow clap*
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-06-28 13:55:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Sorry you have such a bad life. I wish I could offer you some homespun wisdom, but I can't. Now get back to work.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-06-28 13:54:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by jumpinjellyfish (user info) at 2005-06-28 13:39:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Harmless (user info) at 2005-06-28 02:03:10 (#)
Ranking: -2
If you knew it was bad, why did you write it?
Submitted by Deidra (user info) at 2005-06-28 13:22:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That sucked. Enjoy your stay.
Submitted by Darth_Adwain (user info) at 2005-06-28 09:35:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I didn't want to, but, I had to.
Submitted by Mike00295 (user info) at 2005-06-28 09:32:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
(sniffle)...emo tears
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-06-28 08:48:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
El-suck-o
Submitted by missflibble (user info) at 2005-06-28 08:45:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
is it me or did all the brits flcok here thinking we had another newbie on our sides?
or was that just me?
whatever. mornning sickness messes with your mind man. seriously. I don't need mind messing drugs, i got sproglett.
Submitted by Pr0j3ct (user info) at 2005-06-28 05:19:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
lol no I'm not English that is my actual name.
Well, I'm part English, but I don't live in England. Only a Yank would be this whiny, right?
As far as me killing myself, I'm sorry to disappoint you but I think suicide is stupid. It's cowardly, it's taking the easy way out. This post was a dumb idea, I just felt like writing something...anything. I felt like since all I was doing was reviewing I needed to post something of my own. I don't know why, it's not like I'm any kind of writer. I wanted to at least make someone laugh. Perhaps in future posts I will be less of a pussy and rather than make a stupid depressing post I will at least try to be funny.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-06-28 05:18:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm English.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-06-28 04:30:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
are you English? I'm guessing not.
Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2005-06-28 03:43:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Good thing about people like you, is you people don't tend to last long.
Also, you won't ever make it far in life, so won't have to hear about you elsewhere.
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2005-06-28 02:28:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Kill yourself.
Submitted by Pr0j3ct (user info) at 2005-06-28 02:12:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I've been reading here for a few months.
No, I'm not an alter.
Submitted by Lechuga (user info) at 2005-06-28 02:10:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
*slow clap*
Submitted by Harmless (user info) at 2005-06-28 02:03:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
If you knew it was bad, why did you write it?
Submitted by crazybutsolazy (user info) at 2005-06-28 02:03:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
hope your summer gets better
Submitted by VoRn (user info) at 2005-06-28 02:02:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
How long did you say you were reading here for?
Submitted by MrWillard (user info) at 2005-06-28 02:02:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Since you asked.
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-06-28 02:01:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
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