Google has become my arch enemy. DAMN YOU GOOGLE!! (70919 hits)
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Submitted by SG The Platypus Master (View user info) at 2005-06-28 08:57:53 EDT
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2009-01-23 11:19:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2007-04-16 23:19:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Wild. I just deleted this from my favorites today. It's back on.
Submitted by DiamondEyes228 (user info) at 2007-04-16 22:59:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
+1 for the effort. but really this was not very funny.
Submitted by WonderBread (user info) at 2007-02-07 15:51:40 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by stok (user info) at 2006-08-17 08:12:07 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by UnderOathMeal (user info) at 2006-08-15 09:00:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
B@W
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-08-15 08:54:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
sweet....again...
Submitted by Lianne260987 (user info) at 2006-08-15 08:38:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hilarious!
Submitted by ConorJS (user info) at 2006-08-11 20:16:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Good work, ace.
Submitted by Gargamel (user info) at 2006-08-11 20:09:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Original. I like that.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-06-25 13:06:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I just now noticed Degreeless.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-05-05 11:07:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
still love this
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-08 03:33:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
SG, we miss you...
Submitted by GuinnessSince1759 (user info) at 2006-01-20 03:43:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hahaha I actually bothered to check and for "SG The Platypus Master is gay" i got 1 to 10 of 58,100. That was very funny. Good Job.
Submitted by mattseanbachman (user info) at 2006-01-20 03:37:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Funniest thing I've seen here. I'm a noob, but oh well...I've read maybe thirty or so "funny" things, this beats them.
--Matt
Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2006-01-20 03:21:09 EST (#)
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The last google smiley face thing sealed the deal. I laughed so hard I tinkled.
Submitted by silverstone148 (user info) at 2005-12-20 23:31:12 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2005-11-29 16:02:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Because it made me cry laughing at work.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-10-29 05:33:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I've read this, i just didn't rate it.
Submitted by YELLOW-MAN (user info) at 2005-10-29 03:13:39 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by missedthepoint (user info) at 2005-10-29 02:58:52 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2005-10-29 02:47:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Woah.
Submitted by ab363 (user info) at 2005-10-22 20:16:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
The top thing about google is AWESOME.
The thing about google and yahoo with the googly eyes is less than awesome.
Submitted by CoreaPeekay (user info) at 2005-08-25 19:31:48 EDT (#)
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Wah Wah Chicka wah wah pedal.
wah fucking owns.
Submitted by Xotros (user info) at 2005-08-25 19:00:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
woo! fun with photoshop!
Submitted by COMountain (user info) at 2005-08-25 18:46:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Chuch, brother. Chuch.
Submitted by Gdoub (user info) at 2005-07-23 16:33:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
........ yeah... ok...
Submitted by lollercuddles (user info) at 2005-07-16 17:54:47 EDT (#)
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HAHAHAHA
Submitted by midas_child (user info) at 2005-07-15 06:54:41 EDT (#)
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This amused me :)
Submitted by Balrog (user info) at 2005-07-05 18:26:31 EDT (#)
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I laughed.... a lot.
Submitted by Viciousriffs (user info) at 2005-07-05 00:36:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh, dear God. The humor.
Submitted by Cryopaul (user info) at 2005-07-05 00:30:22 EDT (#)
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And I used to trust google with my searching needs...never again, not after my daughter ended up pregnant with a weird google eyed kid (pun intended).
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2005-07-04 14:13:22 EDT (#)
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i cant believe this piece of crap is on baw. it rates +1 at best.
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2005-07-04 12:30:52 EDT (#)
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Edutainment.
Submitted by sg11588 (user info) at 2005-07-03 18:58:55 EDT (#)
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It's a long shot Zak. I still need another 27,000.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-07-03 18:02:46 EDT (#)
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look at the hits. this could push you over the big 100000.
Submitted by girlintheworld (user info) at 2005-07-03 03:38:20 EDT (#)
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GLORIOUSNESS.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-07-03 03:02:37 EDT (#)
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B@W yay!!!
Submitted by Thored (user info) at 2005-07-03 02:00:12 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by downerSTAIN (user info) at 2005-07-02 22:24:23 EDT (#)
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Dude...
...fuck that guy.
...fuck him in his stupid ass.
+2MR.CANNON
Submitted by the_lone_stranger (user info) at 2005-07-02 14:05:01 EDT (#)
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You crazy, crazy bastard.
Now get your thumb back in your ass and return to whacking it.
Submitted by Duke_Diggler (user info) at 2005-07-02 12:46:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
really funny. if the google/yahoo thing wan't dragged out for so long it could +2 it.
Submitted by sg11588 (user info) at 2005-07-02 11:20:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Tsunetso or whatever your name is, giving me a -2 because this post did well is really gay, but at least you had the balls to do it without an alter (Crarc).
Submitted by CrArC (user info) at 2005-07-02 09:51:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Seriously, what? At least I got a chuckle from it. Wonder what kind of mindset you need to be in to create this stuff.
Submitted by Tsunetomo (user info) at 2005-07-02 00:22:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
6196 hits
Rating: 1.94 on 207 reviews
DIE FUCKERS
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2005-07-01 14:54:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
So is oreo your pet name for you big black d with it's cream filling?
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2005-07-01 14:37:22 EDT (#)
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Gold.
gold always believe in yourself you.....what?
Whaaaatt?
Submitted by excumulous (user info) at 2005-07-01 14:32:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
very funny!
Submitted by the_grendel (user info) at 2005-07-01 13:51:09 EDT (#)
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Well, someone had lots of time on their hands...
How long did it take you to edit those google pages?
Submitted by sg11588 (user info) at 2005-07-01 10:12:52 EDT (#)
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Actually Darko, the committee rigged the voting because I gave them some...special favors...
And by special favors I mean Oreo's.
Submitted by Quasiplasmohedron (user info) at 2005-07-01 01:30:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Very original.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2005-06-30 23:11:53 EDT (#)
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I have a theory that the committee rigged the votes after they saw you posted this because they determined you deserved being in ubermadness as a reward.
Submitted by Kamargo (user info) at 2005-06-30 22:54:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Glorious!
Submitted by tinactin (user info) at 2005-06-30 19:18:29 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-06-30 14:23:12 EDT (#)
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Congrats on B@W!!!
Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2005-06-30 13:39:40 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-06-30 13:04:17 EDT (#)
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FINALLY
Submitted by Luckystar (user info) at 2005-06-30 13:00:07 EDT (#)
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The chinese/mexican food debate reminded me of a usual friday night with the fiance
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2005-06-30 11:54:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This gets separate +2's for laugh factor, time and effort spent, quality, fact that it could have easily been two amazing posts...
This is fucking great!
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2005-06-30 11:31:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This is not B@W worthy.
It is Museum Of Modern Fucking Art worthy.
I laughed so hard I shit my pants.
Submitted by sg11588 (user info) at 2005-06-30 10:35:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Woot! B@W! Finally!
Me: "I'd like to thank the Academy, Bart, my cheese crackers, and um....oh, my brain."
My Brain: "Thank you, thank you everyone. I'd like to say this is a great pleasure. Um. I wish I got a trophy for myself though...it was I that did all the work..and thinking....and planning. But, of course, this oaf gets everything...sooooooo....goodbye."
owifjwfwfwfwef
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2005-06-30 10:31:00 EDT (#)
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Submitted by gascs (user info) at 2005-06-30 09:02:48 (#)
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boredatwork has totally lost its edge
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Pffff. Bullshit. Bart put Shandy's "Slavery: The Way Forward" up there.
Submitted by gascs (user info) at 2005-06-30 09:02:48 EDT (#)
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boredatwork has totally lost its edge
Submitted by Martyn_Steiner (user info) at 2005-06-30 08:44:54 EDT (#)
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Haha. Very clever, even with the spelling mistakes: )
Submitted by Zerobootfuck (user info) at 2005-06-30 05:37:01 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2005-06-30 04:48:43 EDT (#)
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Well down for B@W
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2005-06-29 23:57:58 EDT (#)
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Hilarious until the Google/Yahoo sketch.
Then it was kind of stupid.
+2 anyway because the first part made me laugh hysterically.
Submitted by Envenom (user info) at 2005-06-29 23:36:19 EDT (#)
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Haha, damn, I was just going by the comments below. Well what the fuck?
Submitted by Pr0j3ct (user info) at 2005-06-29 23:17:52 EDT (#)
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+2
It was ok until the google/yahoo skit.
then it was fucking great.
Submitted by sg11588 (user info) at 2005-06-29 20:11:11 EDT (#)
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Nope, not on B@W.
Submitted by sg11588 (user info) at 2005-06-29 20:10:27 EDT (#)
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Thank you Envenom. I too remember those days, but, this isn't on B.at.W...yet? Is it? Let me go check.
Submitted by Envenom (user info) at 2005-06-29 19:43:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh, congrats on the B@W by the way. I remember the crap you posted when you first got here, it was nice to see you quickly move on to quality work and not just toilet humor and fart jokes. :)
Submitted by ScoutCJustice (user info) at 2005-06-29 19:23:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Best post EVAR!
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2005-06-29 18:33:53 EDT (#)
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I laughed. Hysterically. For a long time.
Everyone in my house thinks I've lost it.
Submitted by Girlwithaclue (user info) at 2005-06-29 16:56:52 EDT (#)
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This was f---ing good!!!
Submitted by dirtylarry (user info) at 2005-06-29 15:39:16 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by lucid (user info) at 2005-06-29 15:12:27 EDT (#)
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Too much time on your hands.
Submitted by Tokerson (user info) at 2005-06-29 14:58:55 EDT (#)
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Wow...
Submitted by BigDaddyV2.0 (user info) at 2005-06-29 14:19:53 EDT (#)
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Got any Doritos, dude?
Submitted by sg11588 (user info) at 2005-06-29 10:46:10 EDT (#)
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Yea, the first three Google pages are real.
Submitted by sg11588 (user info) at 2005-06-29 10:44:53 EDT (#)
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Woo yea! Bart!
Submitted by gascs (user info) at 2005-06-29 10:34:25 EDT (#)
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maybe i've totally lost my sense of humor, but i just didn't get this.
Submitted by absolutzero (user info) at 2005-06-29 10:17:35 EDT (#)
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Do u really have time to do all this.
This was indeed FUNNY.
:)
Submitted by NetProphet (user info) at 2005-06-29 07:58:07 EDT (#)
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B@W the angry steam.
Also, I have a feeling that you will end up in a straitjacket sooner or later, rocking back and forth in a padded room.
Preferably sooner rather than later.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2005-06-29 07:48:58 EDT (#)
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Submitted by bart (user info) at 2005-06-29 01:33:26 (#)
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Wow, this was awesome.
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What he sa... What the fuck?!
Submitted by Nobb (user info) at 2005-06-29 07:04:42 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2005-06-29 02:18:23 EDT (#)
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B@W
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2005-06-29 01:33:26 EDT (#)
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Wow, this was awesome.
Submitted by jonukah (user info) at 2005-06-29 01:26:17 EDT (#)
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This is definitely up there among my favorite posts.
And yes, I did attempt that first search:
afasfasdf saodfijsat
and came up with the exact same result. Weird.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-06-29 00:21:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
PS- Not even going to point out the fact that you used "you're" instead of "your."
That would just be pointless and low.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-06-29 00:21:00 EDT (#)
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Not my fault you failed your reading comprehension portions of the ITBS, joedaddy.
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-06-28 23:56:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Forget the apology AJ
You're writing is so bad that you managed to fuck up a single sentence
and render it unreadable.
I stand by by original comment.
Idiot!
<standsTALLagain>
Submitted by crazybutsolazy (user info) at 2005-06-28 23:53:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
omg!!! soooooo funny!
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-06-28 23:47:27 EDT (#)
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Good call there SG.
I can't wait until post 69696 comes ;)
http://www.ubersite.com/m/69532 <- PEOPLE MUST SEE WHAT HAPPENS AT THE RESTARAUNT OR YOU WILL DIE INCOMPLETE!!
Submitted by sg11588 (user info) at 2005-06-28 23:43:34 EDT (#)
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Hey, it's back to 1.98. OK JoeDaddy, you cool. You no longer have to worry about anything.
(Note to self: Call off the Ninja Platypi waiting outside JoeDaddy's house)
Submitted by sg11588 (user info) at 2005-06-28 23:38:23 EDT (#)
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It's OK. This wasn't a perfect 2 anyway so it's not THAT big of a deal.
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-06-28 23:37:06 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-06-28 23:36:46 EDT (#)
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SG
I am sooooo sorry man.
I got really Hot for some reason or another.
Quite out of character for me.
I'll 'hit it' again for good measure.
My apologies man, it is a GREAT post!
Submitted by sg11588 (user info) at 2005-06-28 23:23:54 EDT (#)
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NOOOO JOE DADDY!!!!
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-06-28 23:21:26 EDT (#)
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JOEDADDY!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING!
RERATE THIS WITH A 2 BEFORE THE BABY JESUS DIES!
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-06-28 23:20:48 EDT (#)
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My Bad AJ...... thought I saw< haven't
<slinkswaaaaaayaway>
<Fme>
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-06-28 23:16:38 EDT (#)
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Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-06-28 09:16:05 (#)
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Everything you ever wanted to know about jgreening
User id: 13878
Registered on or around: 2004-11-16 22:21:50
I think you have to have been around Uber longer than to hang your coat up to call something the greatest post ever.
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You pious self-absorbed dipshit!
You mean there's no way you can go back and research, or read, 'older' posts on this site?
Idiot!
<anobody>
Submitted by Freakmagnet (user info) at 2005-06-28 22:52:33 EDT (#)
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So Awesome.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-06-28 22:24:37 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/69532 finally.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-06-28 22:09:01 EDT (#)
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I'm finished, but I'm having trouble properly converting it from bmp to gif.
Submitted by moonbluenarcotic (user info) at 2005-06-28 22:06:18 EDT (#)
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Hilarious.
Submitted by PatheticCapitalistFuck (user info) at 2005-06-28 21:50:59 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by sg11588 (user info) at 2005-06-28 21:41:01 EDT (#)
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Yay!
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-06-28 21:26:12 EDT (#)
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Almost done!
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2005-06-28 21:25:45 EDT (#)
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I laughed tills I couldna laugh no more.
Submitted by Lucylou (user info) at 2005-06-28 20:14:53 EDT (#)
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I just had to go back and read this again because I was laughing so hard.
Best thing I've read on uber yet, methinks.
Might go have another look.
Submitted by sg11588 (user info) at 2005-06-28 20:13:35 EDT (#)
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I'm looking forward to it.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-06-28 19:59:06 EDT (#)
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I'm working on the sequel now, as you said.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-06-28 19:45:11 EDT (#)
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-06-28 19:24:25 (#)
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This is why I only use Altavista.
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hahahahaha.
Submitted by sg11588 (user info) at 2005-06-28 19:45:00 EDT (#)
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You've got me there d_prime. It looks like Google is a female.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-06-28 19:43:16 EDT (#)
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Google has five holes while Yahoo only has three. I think that makes Google female. Well, in some fonts Google has four.
Submitted by Ananda (user info) at 2005-06-28 19:38:59 EDT (#)
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very funny
Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2005-06-28 19:35:46 EDT (#)
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I have nothing to add.
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2005-06-28 19:25:36 EDT (#)
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Huzzah!
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-06-28 19:24:25 EDT (#)
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This is why I only use Altavista.
Submitted by sg11588 (user info) at 2005-06-28 19:02:10 EDT (#)
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Well, now that I look at it more closely, Yahoo! does seem to have a penis.
And as for Google's gender, well I just don't know.
They could be gay?
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-06-28 18:59:30 EDT (#)
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I don't really think he thought of Google being the girl or either having a particular gender.
However, if you look to the right, Yahoo obviously has a penis.
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Submitted by iradney (user info) at 2005-06-28 14:59:40 (#)
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googles a GIRL??
Submitted by checkyourmail (user info) at 2005-06-28 18:12:30 EDT (#)
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nice job
Submitted by Captain_Cool (user info) at 2005-06-28 16:53:23 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Gnome (user info) at 2005-06-28 16:44:19 EDT (#)
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well done. entertaining to the end
Submitted by Pacifist248 (user info) at 2005-06-28 16:13:32 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Draqus (user info) at 2005-06-28 15:07:30 EDT (#)
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No comment (can justify my praise for this genius).
Submitted by iradney (user info) at 2005-06-28 14:59:40 EDT (#)
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googles a GIRL??
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-06-28 14:56:57 EDT (#)
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Damn you! I just recovered from laughing over the post, and then I see this....
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Submitted by sg11588 (user info) at 2005-06-28 14:29:27 (#)
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Oh, I am very pleased with myself. I just got recent news from VH1 that this post would be shown on their new documentary "Google: Behind The Search".
Submitted by sg11588 (user info) at 2005-06-28 14:48:57 EDT (#)
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Hahaha. What the fuck GLALL? You crazy.
And I did assume that most people would do a Google search on the searches in this post.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-06-28 14:47:20 EDT (#)
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I had to come back to this little gem
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-06-28 14:46:46 EDT (#)
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i hate the internet anymore. i hate this website, i hate you, i hate making omelettes when it's 8:30 at night for my neighbor because she's a fucking nun and "god told me to come over here and tell you to stop smoking so much pot and to start feeding me western-styeld omelettes". That and my BALLS STILL HURT, ARE YOU A UROLOGIST??? NO?!??!?! That sucks.
Submitted by icepigs (user info) at 2005-06-28 14:46:38 EDT (#)
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+2 because you know everyone ran over to google and did a search on "google is gay".
Submitted by SkinnyKenny (user info) at 2005-06-28 14:46:15 EDT (#)
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That was entertaining until I got to the point with the logos. Then it just became tedious. Still a +2, though it could have bewen shorter.
Google is still MY bitch.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-06-28 14:45:25 EDT (#)
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jesus christ. effort to the max.
good job and stuff.
Submitted by sg11588 (user info) at 2005-06-28 14:45:19 EDT (#)
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I must admit, I did go a bit crazy with the exclamation points.
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2005-06-28 14:43:39 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-06-28 14:42:50 EDT (#)
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hahaha
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2005-06-28 14:39:51 EDT (#)
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This was pretty funny and probably B@W worthy, but I wouldn't say it's deserving of the textual fellatio that is displayed below. So many exclamation points gave me a headache.
Submitted by sg11588 (user info) at 2005-06-28 14:35:02 EDT (#)
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This took me a total of probably 3 or 4 hours, I didn't do it all in one day. The hardest part was editing the page for the results of "SG The Platypus Master is gay". It would have been quicker if I used Photoshop instead of Paint though. The conversation between Google and Yahoo was pretty easy.
Submitted by THX1138 (user info) at 2005-06-28 14:31:58 EDT (#)
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How long did that take?
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-06-28 14:30:14 EDT (#)
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submitted
Submitted by sg11588 (user info) at 2005-06-28 14:29:42 EDT (#)
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It is about time Zak.
Submitted by sg11588 (user info) at 2005-06-28 14:29:27 EDT (#)
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Oh, I am very pleased with myself. I just got recent news from VH1 that this post would be shown on their new documentary "Google: Behind The Search".
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-06-28 14:28:54 EDT (#)
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about time you made B@W.
Submitted by mazellan (user info) at 2005-06-28 14:27:48 EDT (#)
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More if I had the power to. I some how do not feel the same about Google, I know it was all just a post but I still dont feel the same about it. I dont know if you should be pleased with yourself.
Submitted by Envenom (user info) at 2005-06-28 14:25:20 EDT (#)
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W00t! http://www.ubersite.com/m/56072
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2005-06-28 14:10:05 EDT (#)
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This is funny.
Submitted by sixxforty (user info) at 2005-06-28 14:05:27 EDT (#)
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if i haven't seen it, its new to me!
Submitted by Deidra (user info) at 2005-06-28 13:58:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm laughing too hard to comment.
Submitted by RaineLark (user info) at 2005-06-28 13:54:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Funny!
Submitted by downerSTAIN (user info) at 2005-06-28 13:42:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hmm...what can I say about this post that hasn't been said already?
B@W?
(looks down)
...fuck...
...fuck you guys.
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2005-06-28 13:37:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by nrduncan (user info) at 2005-06-28 13:24:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2005-06-28 13:22:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by sg11588 (user info) at 2005-06-28 13:18:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Haha. OK, sure you can do it.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-06-28 13:16:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Make a part two where they go to the restaraunt!!!!
If you dont want to, can I?
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2005-06-28 13:07:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Well done.
Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2005-06-28 13:05:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
B@W!
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2005-06-28 12:56:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
B@W
Submitted by fudgepacker (user info) at 2005-06-28 12:46:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
well that sure as shit got fucked up. oh well.....you get the point. hopefully.
Submitted by fudgepacker (user info) at 2005-06-28 12:45:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HHHH HHHH EEEEEE AA TTTTTT
HH HH EE A A TT
HHHHHHHH EEEE AAAAAA TT
HH HH EE A A TT
HHHH HHHH EEEEEE A A TT
Submitted by sg11588 (user info) at 2005-06-28 12:34:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Woot! Heat!
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2005-06-28 12:32:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm afraid to rank this, as I might slip up and not give it a +2
Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2005-06-28 12:19:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Totally excellent.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-06-28 12:19:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fucking hilarious. Google is a bitch. Eggs are tasty. Human eggs.
Submitted by paxlaurien (user info) at 2005-06-28 11:40:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2MESCENCE
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-06-28 11:40:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
sweetheart you have WAY too much time on your hands. good stuff!
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-06-28 11:35:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This was awesome!!!!
Submitted by The_Yellow_Dart (user info) at 2005-06-28 11:30:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Lechuga (user info) at 2005-06-28 11:29:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
*Fast Clap*
Submitted by sg11588 (user info) at 2005-06-28 11:22:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I was hoping Degreeless would see the ad on the Google page.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-06-28 11:22:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Most Awesome.
Submitted by ellsmall (user info) at 2005-06-28 11:17:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Awesome!
Submitted by Fabit (user info) at 2005-06-28 11:12:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
C L A S S I C
El Fabit O
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-06-28 11:07:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
If this doesn't end up on B@W I will lose all faith in humanity.
Brilliant! Pissed myself laughing.
Submitted by sg11588 (user info) at 2005-06-28 11:05:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Well this isn't making Best Ever, so hopefull it gets B@W
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-06-28 11:00:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This is the epitome of B@W
Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2005-06-28 10:45:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
If this doesn't make B@W then there is no use for B@W anymore.
Submitted by jack0173 (user info) at 2005-06-28 10:45:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by speeddaimon (user info) at 2005-06-28 10:42:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for sheer creativity.
Submitted by VoRn (user info) at 2005-06-28 10:42:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Google rules man :( metacrawler is the bitch.
Submitted by sg11588 (user info) at 2005-06-28 10:37:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh hell yea it took a long time.
Submitted by shark25 (user info) at 2005-06-28 10:36:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
B@W
Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2005-06-28 10:35:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Must've taken a while to make up a fake Google page.
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2005-06-28 10:31:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
yea baby
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2005-06-28 10:29:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
B@W
Submitted by sg11588 (user info) at 2005-06-28 10:24:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Well, it's not one of the best ever anymore.
Michael, do something about Tuesday's weakness. That was weak.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-06-28 10:22:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-06-28 09:16:05 (#)
Ranking: 2
Everything you ever wanted to know about jgreening
User id: 13878
Registered on or around: 2004-11-16 22:21:50
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I think you have to have been around Uber longer than to hang your coat up to call something the greatest post ever
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I guess he saw that other people had done so and figured it was okay.
You're the guy who gave me my first rating ever! It was a -2.
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-06-28 10:18:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ahaha!
what the ghey, indeed!
Submitted by Bellebrown (user info) at 2005-06-28 10:18:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hehehehe
Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2005-06-28 10:13:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I did the moonwalk in this posts honor
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-06-28 10:13:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I did not notice that.
Where's the goddamn +3 button?
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-06-28 10:12:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
what the ghye?
Submitted by hcp28 (user info) at 2005-06-28 10:12:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That was awesome.
Submitted by sg11588 (user info) at 2005-06-28 10:11:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Well, it's gone.
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!
Submitted by DJMattB241 (user info) at 2005-06-28 10:07:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i think you just summarized every relationship...
...except mine, fuckers!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
(B@W)
Submitted by sg11588 (user info) at 2005-06-28 10:07:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Ah, I knew someone would end up doing that.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-06-28 10:06:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hahahah tuesday you cunt!
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2005-06-28 10:06:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by Ejryuu (user info) at 2005-06-28 10:02:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The rulest of the rule.
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-06-28 10:02:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This is one of the funniest things I have ever seen, on Ubersite or elsewhere, and I'm an old fucker who was around when nobody even had computers.
Unbelievable man.
Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2005-06-28 10:00:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
YES! OH MY GOD! THIS IS THE MOST KICK ASS OWNAGE EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YOU DESERVE THIS: +2
AND A ICE COLD ONE!
Submitted by sg11588 (user info) at 2005-06-28 09:59:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Delaware, but I'm pretty sure Wawa is everywhere.
Also, did you catch the Wah Wah Pedal?
Hymn nuggets?
Submitted by AwesomeJohnson (user info) at 2005-06-28 09:59:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by TheRocketeer (user info) at 2005-06-28 09:59:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Haha I caught the hidden "WAWASUBS" in Google's hissyfit. We have Wawa around here, where you live?
Submitted by funk_boy (user info) at 2005-06-28 09:57:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hymn nuggets?
Submitted by sg11588 (user info) at 2005-06-28 09:56:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
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Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-06-28 09:50:45 (#)
Ranking: 2
AJ, I didn't say "The two greatest evar"
I said "Two --of the-- greatest evar"
I'd say they're both top 10 all time, wouldn't you?
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WOOT! Best evar.
And if I were gay, I would make out with me too. I'd be all like "Oh man you damn sexy," and then I'd be like "Yea I know it," and then I'd be like "Let's get in bed," and I'd be like "Sure thing baby."
Submitted by mush (user info) at 2005-06-28 09:55:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
wow.
Submitted by fudgepacker (user info) at 2005-06-28 09:53:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
if i was gay, i'd make out with you.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-06-28 09:50:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
AJ, I didn't say "The two greatest evar"
I said "Two --of the-- greatest evar"
I'd say they're both top 10 all time, wouldn't you?
Submitted by Awko (user info) at 2005-06-28 09:47:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Pure unadulterated genius.
Submitted by Freight_Train (user info) at 2005-06-28 09:47:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by wookie (user info) at 2005-06-28 09:44:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Speechless.
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-06-28 09:41:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
B@W!
Submitted by sg11588 (user info) at 2005-06-28 09:41:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
And I want to see Apollo eat his enormous hat.
Submitted by Mr-Boo (user info) at 2005-06-28 09:39:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Good stuff!
Submitted by sg11588 (user info) at 2005-06-28 09:39:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I was originally planning to only have the first couple of lines of Google and Yahoo, but then when I thought of the rest I started laughing uncontrollably. So I put everything in.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-06-28 09:38:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I mean just the first bit was fantastic but the google and yahoo thing was awesome as well.
Especially when google tries her emotional blackmail to get her way with the chinese thing.
Submitted by fudgepacker (user info) at 2005-06-28 09:37:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
as i said before, you are by far one of my favorite people here.
this fucking rocked dude....i was cracking up the entire time.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2005-06-28 09:37:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I laughed...I cried....
HA HA HA HA... the EXPRESSIONS on their faces are awesome
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2005-06-28 09:37:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I didn't laugh at the whole gay thing and I was set to +1 it for creativity, but then I saw Yahoo and Google, and it kept going, and going, and going... Oh my God. I think I peed a little. Fucking hilarious.
How about Chinese?
Actually I was thinking Mexican.
**lip trembles**
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!! AWESOME!
B@W!!! B@W!!!
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-06-28 09:36:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hilarious.
Certainly the best post of its type I've ever seen.
If this doesn't get b@w i'll eat my enormous hat.
Submitted by NocternalDragon (user info) at 2005-06-28 09:35:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
haha this was great
Submitted by sg11588 (user info) at 2005-06-28 09:34:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Shit is funny.
Submitted by sg11588 (user info) at 2005-06-28 09:34:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh yea, and thanks Adam, for telling me how to do this. It probably would have been much easier on Photoshop, but I don't have that, so I had to use MSPaint.
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2005-06-28 09:33:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh God. Just awesome.
What did it for me, what absolutely locked the +2 was the response of Google after Yahoo wanted to get mexican. I don't know why, but that was funny as shit.
And shit's pretty funny.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-06-28 09:31:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This seriously deserves B@W
It was already fantastic, then the episode with yahoo&google happened
WOW
Submitted by congo (user info) at 2005-06-28 09:30:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Darth_Adwain (user info) at 2005-06-28 09:24:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
BEST EPISODE EVER
Submitted by sg11588 (user info) at 2005-06-28 09:23:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
If you noticed Shlongy, I put your name in one of the searches.
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-06-28 09:21:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Class
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-06-28 09:21:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This kind of puts all of my posts to shame.
It actually puts all of my accomplishments professional and otherwise yesterday, to shame.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-06-28 09:20:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ah have a new favourite uberer.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-06-28 09:20:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Goddamned hilarious.
By the way, type in "French military victories" then hit "I'm feeling lucky".
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2005-06-28 09:19:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
super fag edition
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-06-28 09:18:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm going to need at least 6 grams of whatever you're on. For clinical analysis, of course.
Submitted by Jungle_Jimanee (user info) at 2005-06-28 09:17:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Awesome, brought tears to my eyes. Excellent emotions, I especially like the satisfied smile on Google's face.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-06-28 09:16:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Everything you ever wanted to know about jgreening
User id: 13878
Registered on or around: 2004-11-16 22:21:50
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I think you have to have been around Uber longer than to hang your coat up to call something the greatest post ever.
Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2005-06-28 09:15:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This was some funny shit. Shenanigowned.
Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2005-06-28 09:14:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Excellent.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-06-28 09:14:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Kicker of all ass (+2)
That does not begin to explain this post.
This and Stevie's "Jobs" post are both B@W.
And in one 24 hour period, I've seen two of the bests post evar.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-06-28 09:12:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.twingine.com
Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2005-06-28 09:10:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted to B@W
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-06-28 09:10:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
B@W!
Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2005-06-28 09:09:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That was a long-ass attachment.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-06-28 09:09:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Except me, and Rush.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-06-28 09:08:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This was the most awesome fucking thing I've ever seen.
Submitted by WildcatMcGee (user info) at 2005-06-28 09:07:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Good stuff.
Submitted by sg11588 (user info) at 2005-06-28 09:03:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
B@W would make my day.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-06-28 09:00:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
B@W
Submitted by sg11588 (user info) at 2005-06-28 08:58:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Did I spell arch wrong? Arc? God damnit.