A 2.3Mb Ubercon Michigan Collection of Stupid Pictures (1859 hits)
Category: Science & EnvironmentalRating: 1.78 on 56 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by DJMattB241 (View user info) at 2005-06-28 09:31:06 EDT
I will now recreate for you my favorite part of the Michigan Ubercon:
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(as we enter the scene, Bart Bart has shown up about 10 minutes ago, and we are all sitting around the campfire talking)
Me: (loudly enough where the group stops to pay attention) Okay, Bart, I have a question for you.
Bart: (meekest voice evar) okay..?
Me: What would I have to do to get banned?
Bart: Well...
CornNugget: Hey Bart, are you going to add italics?
Bart: The thing about that is...
Lechuga: Why did you create Ubersite?
Bart: ...
MunkeyPants: No seriously, why is the background of Ubersite white?
Bart: I...
Me: Yeah, you should make it so you can change the background color to fit your mood.
Bart: Th...
CornNugget: I demand italics!
Bart: (puts head in hands)
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That was shitty. I mean the rendition of it. The actual occurance was quite entertaining. I didn't know it would be so emotionally satisfying to bombard Bart with stupid questions that I don't even care about the answers to.
Here's my pictures (some of them. Kris took 151, so... yeah.)
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Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-03-14 17:30:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/m/85294#1884215
Stop making me look like a liar, people.
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2005-06-29 16:56:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-06-28 09:34:32 (#)
Ranking: 2
Glad you all had fun.
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I thought Katie was supposed to go?? Wuh happen?
The +2 is for the pic w/ AJ's head out of the frame. Hysterical.
Submitted by Morlock (user info) at 2005-06-29 13:22:42 EDT (#)
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dang, urbane is a bit of a.....Call Of Woot! My love was misplaced a bit
Submitted by NetProphet (user info) at 2005-06-29 09:12:17 EDT (#)
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UBERCOWNED
http://ubersite.com/m/69558
Submitted by missflibble (user info) at 2005-06-29 08:36:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2005-06-29 08:08:21 (#)
Ranking: 2
damn you all for living too far for me to get the bus...
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I second that motion with a wave of my jazz hands. see, I'm waving... *wave* *wave*
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2005-06-29 08:08:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
damn you all for living too far for me to get the bus...
Submitted by NetProphet (user info) at 2005-06-29 07:51:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I would also like to note that I fast clap my ass off every time I see the picture of AJ being 100 feet tall... because I know it isn't photoshopped.
He is LITERALLY 100 feet tall.
Submitted by NetProphet (user info) at 2005-06-29 07:50:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by Genko (user info) at 2005-06-28 21:34:30 (#)
Ranking: 2
Is the Prophet wearing a CCCP shirt?
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Yes, yes I was. And the enormous bulge in my pants from being hugged by the two Justins simultaneously is NOT an optical illusion.
Seriously. Ask anyone there. They all saw my penis.
Even Bart?
ESPECIALLY Bart.
Submitted by Flying_buttmonkey (user info) at 2005-06-29 07:48:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Science and Environmental?
I'd have come but, you know, it's pretty far away from the leafy suburbs of England. I don't think I'd have been able to get the Taxi fare.
Submitted by sebcharrot (user info) at 2005-06-29 06:33:17 EDT (#)
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One day...
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-06-28 22:04:32 EDT (#)
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Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-06-28 21:49:59 (#)
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What the fuck? Three beers? One beer? Bud Light?
Attn: I am a piss-weak, alcohol intolerant midget, and I drink that much in a second.
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/52261
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-06-28 21:49:59 EDT (#)
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What the fuck? Three beers? One beer? Bud Light?
Attn: I am a piss-weak, alcohol intolerant midget, and I drink that much in a second.
Submitted by Genko (user info) at 2005-06-28 21:34:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Is the Prophet wearing a CCCP shirt?
Submitted by Flack (user info) at 2005-06-28 16:43:21 EDT (#)
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Looks like it was a blast, but you were missing one thing.............me.
and tits!
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-06-28 16:27:37 EDT (#)
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Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-06-28 16:06:48 (#)
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I am going to have the memory of Bart struggling with those hot dogs seared into my brain for the rest of my life.
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you need to get out more
I'm gonna have to visit your hubby at the restuarant one of these days...
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-06-28 16:06:48 EDT (#)
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I am going to have the memory of Bart struggling with those hot dogs seared into my brain for the rest of my life.
Submitted by Viciousriffs (user info) at 2005-06-28 15:54:37 EDT (#)
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TASTE THE VACUUM SEAL!
Submitted by Vulva (user info) at 2005-06-28 14:30:45 EDT (#)
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Neat
Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2005-06-28 14:17:20 EDT (#)
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A pack of hot dog buns? You can't open this!
Submitted by SkinnyKenny (user info) at 2005-06-28 13:54:39 EDT (#)
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For good measure.
Submitted by SkinnyKenny (user info) at 2005-06-28 13:54:22 EDT (#)
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Shit! Sorry! I meant to +2.
Submitted by SkinnyKenny (user info) at 2005-06-28 13:53:41 EDT (#)
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! That's a beautiful covert shot of Habeeb.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-06-28 13:41:32 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2005-06-28 13:39:57 EDT (#)
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Happy days..
Submitted by Deidra (user info) at 2005-06-28 13:29:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Looks like fun!
Submitted by DJMattB241 (user info) at 2005-06-28 13:10:46 EDT (#)
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Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-06-28 12:39:52 (#)
Ranking: 2
I just saw that pic of habeeb
HAHAHAHAHA
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now i know what Viciousriffs was talking about when he said that subtle humor rarely gets noticed.
i had so much fun this weekend. the worst part was that it ended.
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2005-06-28 13:10:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Bravo, NIGGA!
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-06-28 12:39:52 EDT (#)
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I just saw that pic of habeeb
HAHAHAHAHA
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-06-28 11:48:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Should've put a yellow peener on the sasquatch.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-06-28 11:46:01 EDT (#)
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Lechuga, Your pants blend in with mike's. it just LOOKS that way.
-1 for a pic of me.
however
+1 for a pic of me eating a weinie.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-06-28 11:45:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
you guys
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-06-28 11:24:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
The Habeeb picture was funny, at least.
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-06-28 11:16:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I wish I coulda went!
wwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2005-06-28 11:13:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
TASTE THE HAND ME DOWN UBER SAYINGS!
YOU CAN'T DUPLICATE THIS!
Submitted by Lechuga (user info) at 2005-06-28 11:12:09 EDT (#)
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OW, my Spina Bifida!
That last picture, NetProphet and Viciousriffs are being hugged by your truly.
I gotta go to the gym, because that picture makes me look like I'm 900 pounds.
I think the person who brought the slow clap to everyone's attention, me, should get a hug back.
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-06-28 11:07:21 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Viciousriffs (user info) at 2005-06-28 10:47:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I like how our events own the Uberboard/front page/other stuff right now.
Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2005-06-28 10:30:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i actually never gave you guys the real reason i had to go home. Mostly I was just worn out. It was nothing against anyone there, Paula and I were just exhuasted, I'm now sick as a dog and we're just tired.
hey Rad, bring it.
i can't compete and drinking volume, put me on shots and i'm good though...
*gag* ugh, never want to hear the word shot or the term "shottie" again.
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2005-06-28 10:17:47 EDT (#)
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Me: (loudly enough where the group stops to pay attention) Okay, Bart, I have a question for you.
Bart: (meekest voice evar) okay..?
Me: What would I have to do to get banned?
Bart: Well...
CornNugget: Hey Bart, are you going to add italics?
Bart: The thing about that is...
Lechuga: Why did you create Ubersite?
Bart: ...
MunkeyPants: No seriously, why is the background of Ubersite white?
Bart: I...
Me: Yeah, you should make it so you can change the background color to fit your mood.
Bart: Th...
CornNugget: I demand italics!
Bart: (reaches for the uzi stowed in his backsack)
Submitted by DJMattB241 (user info) at 2005-06-28 10:14:15 EDT (#)
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Urbane, don't even START with your mysterious need to get home to your dil... i mean puppies.
Secondly, keep your damn sweaty paws off my girlfriend.
VAL PUNCHED ME IN THE SPINE!
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-06-28 10:08:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
bartbart's weiner(s)
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-06-28 10:06:55 EDT (#)
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I fully believe that I can drink UrbaneMischief under the table anytime, anywhere.
Just get me two beers.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-06-28 10:05:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Goood times..
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-06-28 10:05:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
UberCon Michigan Contest: UrbaneMischief and Viciousriffs get wasted! Place your wagers now... (370 hits)
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Submitted by StormBeforeTheCalm<Viciousriffs.at.gmail.com> [Authenticated] (View user info) at 2005-06-17 04:16:57
As some (NURRRR) of you may know, there will be an UberCon in Michigan beginning the 24th. Among the other myriad activities we will all be engaging in, Val and I will be having a drinking contest.
Val challenged me long ago to a drinking contest. I, being braindead and more than willing to put my foot in my mouth, accepted her challenge. The original plan was to do this at or near my house, but she has chosen to change the parameters. Instead, this will be happening in Michigan, as we decided yesterday. This will be tons of fun for all involved.
So, who do you think will win? Feel free to place wagers, this is going to be the contest of the century!
Someone needs to bring a video camera for this... it should be memorable.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-06-28 09:57:53 EDT (#)
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Submitted by UberWeiss (user info) at 2005-06-28 09:41:09 (#)
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+2 for seeing some uber-geeks in the flesh as it were
-2 for the forking hooj downloads....drop the colour depth a bit
UW
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Not our fault your compy 386 cannot handle all the sausage in these pics.
And that the title mentioned something about the file size.
FU
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-06-28 09:51:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey- I'm Canadian
I'm ooooout
Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2005-06-28 09:49:39 EDT (#)
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Woo!
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-06-28 09:46:43 EDT (#)
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There are pics of Paula's boobs?
I DEMAND, I SAY, I DEMAND TO SEE THEM!
Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2005-06-28 09:43:41 EDT (#)
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no she won't Rach.... but she will murder me if i post the pics she took while bored in the passenger seat of my car on the way home...
"we need more pictures... hmmmm..."
several of Justin drooling in his sleep were taken... after that..
I have about 20 pics that Paula took of her boobs and nipples on my cam now.
masturbation material for life
Submitted by UberWeiss (user info) at 2005-06-28 09:41:09 EDT (#)
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+2 for seeing some uber-geeks in the flesh as it were
-2 for the forking hooj downloads....drop the colour depth a bit
UW
Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2005-06-28 09:40:38 EDT (#)
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whoops, +2
hey Matt.... pass this on to Kryss
*raises eyebrows*
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2005-06-28 09:39:54 EDT (#)
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*FAST CLAP*
Here is a +2 before you die. MunkeyPants is going to murder you for posting that pic.
Linkwhorage WOOOO!
http://www.ubersite.com/m/69483
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2005-06-28 09:39:44 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by sg11588 (user info) at 2005-06-28 09:38:13 EDT (#)
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That picture of Bart is pretty damn funny.
Two Ubercon posts in the same minute. Who would have thought?
Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2005-06-28 09:37:29 EDT (#)
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hey, i told him 6 friggin times that I couldn't get trashed that day because I had a 14 fucking hour drive coming up... plus... he kept insisting, so I said yes, sat down, had myself a beer and watched him prove what a frat boy he is.
that is a god awful pic of me.
if i wasn't so sick that my mind was rotting i'd post the story of the waiter and my penis
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-06-28 09:34:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Glad you all had fun.