Love Blooms at Ubercon Michigan (1704 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: 1.65 on 49 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Manicmother (View user info) at 2005-06-28 11:07:25 EDT
ATTENTION: DIRT MONGERS AND GOSSIP WHORES
FOR THE POST YOU HAVE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR!!!
THE UBERCON HOOK UP!!!!!!!!!
There was but one hook up that bares repeating after our trip to the center of the sun (jebus tapdancing christ it was hot). Although the initial hook up had occured previous to Ubercamp, it truly blossomed in the late June heat. A love so strong and pure it just has to be true. Faced with possible ridicule by internet strangers, they could not hold back their feelings for one another. Time and time again, we caught them speaking their language of love to one another. And all of us could do nothing but smile at their fortune, having found each other in this crazy mixed up world. Sometimes they were so tight that nothing could part them, like we were nothing more than the audience to their beautiful love story. Other times when one was alone, the other would come looking, NEEDING that closeness to their partner. Young love is a wonderous thing. You take it for granted unless you see it first hand. And all of us there now have a new appreciation for love, thanks to our happy couple.
Uber might never have gotten wind of their trists had we not come together. And the world would have been a smaller, less wonderous place without them. I, my Uber brethern, was lucky enough to have caught them in a grand embrace which I will now share with you here. Feel the love, people. They ARE young, but they've got a real chance to make it.
User Reviews
Submitted by phauna (user info) at 2007-01-02 21:54:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Y halo thar buttsecks.
Submitted by Obscured_by_Clouds (user info) at 2005-08-25 23:06:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Marge: Homer, you're his father. You've got to reason with him.
Homer: Oh, that never works. He's a goner!
Bart the Daredevil
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-07-15 18:30:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Ah Shlongman, what's the matter?
Are you jealous that somebody's getting some action and it's not you?
Or are you banging Brenden, and this is just your way of showing him your love?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-07-15 18:06:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Go clean the fucking trailer, crackwhore.
Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2005-07-15 17:00:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
It's friday shouldn't you be on the corner so you and your man can get some mad dog.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-07-14 19:44:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
w-w-wow......
... lesbians.......
Submitted by Chazzy (user info) at 2005-07-06 10:32:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I was touched..
by something cold and sticky... hmmmmmmm...
Submitted by ToxicNarcotic (user info) at 2005-06-30 20:44:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
who wants a mustache ride...
*clap*
*clap*
*clap*
Submitted by Val (user info) at 2005-06-28 19:23:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
dave i miss you
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2005-06-28 19:06:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Boner.
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-06-28 18:34:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ahhh love is a many splendid things.
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2005-06-28 18:16:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
BWAH HA HA HA HAAAA!!
Ahhh...taste the gheyness.
Submitted by Deidra (user info) at 2005-06-28 16:44:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Wow. Pictures
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-06-28 16:06:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ATTN: GEHY MENZ!
Submitted by Viciousriffs (user info) at 2005-06-28 15:02:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Who's this fucking one cheap geek asshole?
Hell is repetition, buddy. See you there.
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2005-06-28 14:47:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2005-06-28 14:15:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I was there, hiding in the background, jerking off on random trees, moaning softly in the night as I imagined the feeling of dental floss tightening around my balls....
It was glorious.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-06-28 14:14:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
That might explain the *coughhickeycough*
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-06-28 14:04:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
now now, he might not be ghey, he COULD be a vampire...
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2005-06-28 13:26:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That's Dave?
That's bizarre. He looks like that guy from the Red Hot Chili Peppers in that pic.
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2005-06-28 12:47:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Did you see my pictures, Manic?
You are in one of them.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/69483
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2005-06-28 12:45:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fast claps 4 life
Submitted by Viciousriffs (user info) at 2005-06-28 12:16:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Cheating fags.
FUCK YOU, DAVE!
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-06-28 12:03:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-06-28 11:32:40 (#)
Ranking: 2
that's kinda hot.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-06-28 11:48:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
bless
Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2005-06-28 11:48:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i knew we should've left them with you guys... the rest of the condoms are in Paula's purse right now.
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-06-28 11:45:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
*sniffles*
Love is beautiful
*sobs*
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-06-28 11:43:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-06-28 11:14:01 (#)
Ranking: 2
I heard AJ was dating the blazing hot sun....but it could have been just a rumor
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He can't resist something as tall as he is that says, "Radiate, radiate, radiate."
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-06-28 11:42:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I'd love to give you a +2 for writing something funny like you have, but darling really. Spellchecker.
Submitted by DJMattB241 (user info) at 2005-06-28 11:41:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
so THATS where the rest of the condoms went.
we went looking for the rest after using the seven that Val gave us.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-06-28 11:32:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
that's kinda hot.
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2005-06-28 11:28:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Technicaly, Lechuga is cheating on me. Fag. After all we've been through? What about the chinchilas? What will become of them?
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-06-28 11:25:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-06-28 11:22:11 (#)
Ranking: 1
MANIC- Tell Fagnum to shut his fucking mouth. That he's still "not getting any" by defending your honor.
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"Defending her honor"?? I hardly think she needs me to do that against a useless pissant like YOU.
Submitted by Viciousriffs (user info) at 2005-06-28 11:24:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm dying of poor vision and an upset stomach after this.
LECHUGA, I LOVED YOU! GO FUCK YOURSELF, YOU WHORE!
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-06-28 11:23:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That's beautiful.
Submitted by Lechuga (user info) at 2005-06-28 11:23:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ALESHA! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU POSTED THAT!
I hope that tonight, you don't mind me sitting in your bedroom, in a rickety rocking chair, slow clapping the ENTIRE night.
It shall happen.
*clap*
*clap*
*clap*
Eh, that got old. At least you can't see my face, so maybe it's really not me. Yeah, that's it. It's NetProphet's hat, so therefore it's NetProphet. That's my story.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-06-28 11:22:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
MANIC- Tell Fagnum to shut his fucking mouth. That he's still "not getting any" by defending your honor.
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-06-28 11:19:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
ToxicNarcotic and Lechuga............the love will never die.
Submitted by Fabit (user info) at 2005-06-28 11:18:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
who the fook are they?
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-06-28 11:17:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ATTN: GHEY MENZ
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-06-28 11:16:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-06-28 11:12:10 (#)
Ranking: 1
Mos make my skin itch.
MANIC- You looked less Methed out in the picture I saw. I think it's nice that you were able to go "cold Turkey" for a weekend.
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Fucking asshole....
You come to expect more from Shlongy after a while but he just keeps churning out the same old shit.
Any minute now he will be back here calling me Phagnum or Fagnum in an effort to upset me... I hope he doesn't, I don't want to cry anymore..
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-06-28 11:14:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I heard AJ was dating the blazing hot sun....but it could have been just a rumor
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-06-28 11:13:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sigh.
What a drag it is getting old.
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2005-06-28 11:12:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
FEEE-AGGS!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-06-28 11:12:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Mos make my skin itch.
MANIC- You looked less Methed out in the picture I saw. I think it's nice that you were able to go "cold Turkey" for a weekend.
Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2005-06-28 11:10:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
....and now Justin will get strep like everyone else who shared weed/booze/whatever with damn ToxicNarcotic.
enjoy your ghey aids
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-06-28 11:10:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I was thinking AJ and Maiorano.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-06-28 11:08:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
See, I was thinking Aj and Corn...
Don't ask why...
I don't *know* why...
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-06-28 11:08:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Ain't love grand.