That Damn Google Finally Gets Chinese Food.... Or So He Expects... (1243 hits)
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Rating: -0.06 on 56 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by d_prime <dprime.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2005-06-28 22:22:33 EDT
In continuation of this, http://www.ubersite.com/m/69481, recorded with permission from the author.
User Reviews
Submitted by Ingsoc (user info) at 2005-09-04 01:59:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I don't like the way you do that right thurr, right thurr.
Submitted by Ingsoc (user info) at 2005-08-09 01:41:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
ACK
Submitted by Ingsoc (user info) at 2005-07-07 21:18:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I found 'em, before I kill 'em, said you fucked up good gotta handle that, growin' up in the hood.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-07-06 16:23:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
[General] That Damn Google Finally Gets Chinese Food.... Or So He Expects... (Rating: 0.07 on 52 reviews, last by rad1101 2 days ago)
Submitted by d_prime <dprime.at.hotmail.com> [Authenticated] (View user info) at 2005-06-28 22:22:33
[General] I know nothing about girls. (Rating: -0.62 on 25 reviews, last by dragonOT02 7 days ago)
Submitted by d_prime <dprime.at.hotmail.com> [Authenticated] (View user info) at 2005-06-28 08:51:41
Since we're punishing PAST double-posts....
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-07-04 15:05:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
#1 return for google search (damn google)
Submitted by Quasiplasmohedron (user info) at 2005-07-02 15:48:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Didn't live up to the legacy of the first one, but I'll give you a +1 for effort.pop
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2005-07-02 15:18:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
get that email i sent ya?
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-07-02 14:59:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
One should be able to vote for the same person other than themselves multiple times if they want. Then you could've given me 11!!!
This is who I think voted for me:
d_prime
exodus
williamson
darko
joemamma
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-07-01 22:10:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Well, you do keep trying and I guess that's good.
I'm just pissed that out of the 10 votes I used for Uber III,
I go and give you one and what do you do?, you fuck'n pull 4 more and that's it!
Well....Uber's a bitch sometimes now, isn't she.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2005-07-01 13:11:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
what is your email /aim?
Submitted by Zerobootfuck (user info) at 2005-06-30 05:36:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Going by the grand tradition of sequels everywhere, THIS FUCKING BLEW
Submitted by cumguzzler (user info) at 2005-06-30 05:19:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Ass sucking goodness!
Submitted by Amy (user info) at 2005-06-29 13:51:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
meh
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-06-29 13:35:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Well, the bar is really high because I'm making a sequel to one of the greatest posts ever, and so I'm going to get a little bit of negative bias.
People who give bad reviews with slightly errorous judgement don't bother me really. It's these retributionally -2ing n00b faggots that irritate me.
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-06-29 11:26:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I like how everyone bashes this and gives +2's to a bunch of dorks fagging it up in the worthless state of Michigan.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-06-29 11:08:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Actually, I couldn't and still can't remember how long it took, so I picked a random amount of time.
Sg liked it, and that's all I care about.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-06-29 09:27:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-06-29 01:00:44 (#)
Ranking: 0
It'd be nice if my > 2 hours of work got more than 209 hits.
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I hope you're kidding, I could have made this in 30 minutes or less
Submitted by NetProphet (user info) at 2005-06-29 08:18:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
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Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2005-06-29 08:02:50 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-06-29 07:00:43 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-06-29 03:28:44 (#)
Ranking: -2
dude that wasn't even slightly funny.
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He's right I'm afraid.
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Two supporting votes... Has to be debated in the commons now.
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*british mumbling ensues*
Yabowold, herbirdy lack... mephaloongird tiberia jarohnshton.
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*whispering*
Very well. Parliament has decided.
You will be let off with a poor rating on this occasion alone.
Do it again, and we're sicking Boy George on you.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2005-06-29 08:02:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-06-29 07:00:43 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-06-29 03:28:44 (#)
Ranking: -2
dude that wasn't even slightly funny.
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He's right I'm afraid.
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Two supporting votes... Has to be debated in the commons now.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-06-29 07:00:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-06-29 03:28:44 (#)
Ranking: -2
dude that wasn't even slightly funny.
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He's right I'm afraid.
Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2005-06-29 04:30:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Sorry dude, but bit of a piss poor attempt and too soon.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-06-29 04:25:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
How about an independant idea?
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2005-06-29 04:10:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
No Comment
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-06-29 03:28:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
dude that wasn't even slightly funny.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2005-06-29 03:28:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
the first one wasnt even particularly funny. this one jsut sucks balls.
you people are too bored for your own good.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-06-29 01:06:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I liked it.
I laughed when yahoo started sneaking away.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-06-29 01:00:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
It'd be nice if my > 2 hours of work got more than 209 hits.
Submitted by YELLOW-MAN (user info) at 2005-06-29 01:00:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't believe i've received my plus twos yet.
Submitted by alfakyle (user info) at 2005-06-29 00:19:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by lordofduct (user info) at 2005-06-28 23:12:09 (#)
Ranking: 0
No where as good as the first one. Really felt forced, but I won't give you a negative.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-06-29 00:06:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Okay, someone on the Internet would probably imagine that in a much worse tone than I imagined it in.
Don't stop giving me +2s and start giving me 0s because of that sg!!! PLEASE!!!!!
And vote for me in Ubermadness.
Submitted by sg11588 (user info) at 2005-06-29 00:06:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Aaaaah! I get it! I heard he eats little girls to get his voice that high.
Then again, I heard voices in my head.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-06-29 00:02:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Awesomocity sounds cooler than awesomeness.
BECAUSE HIS VOICE IS SO HIGH. GET IT? FUCK!!
Submitted by sg11588 (user info) at 2005-06-28 23:58:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
And he looks like fucking Howard Stern in that picture. Or should I say Howard Stern looks like him. Geddy pwns Howard.
Submitted by sg11588 (user info) at 2005-06-28 23:58:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Because Geddy would kick that text's ass? He would whip out his bass and kill it with his awesome riffage on the bass. The text would be all like "OH MY GOD!! THE AWESOMENESS!!" and he would die.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-06-28 23:52:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
SOMEONE TELL ME WHY THE TEXT IS SO FAR AWAY FROM GEDDYLEE!!! ITS LIKE THAT FOR A REASON
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-06-28 23:50:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Even if mine WAS funnier, which it's not (though mine is also hilarious,) it canonly exist if yours did, and yours would still be a bigger blessing.
Submitted by sg11588 (user info) at 2005-06-28 23:49:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Also, using the "v" in AltaVista as a mouth was clever.
Even more clever, than me perhaps?
...No.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-06-28 23:24:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh I'm that. But I'm not the kind of person who goes on badly-typed rants about nothing and gives -2s as part of the idiocy.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-06-28 23:22:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-06-28 23:02:32 (#)
Ranking: 0
Can any one remember whether I was this ignorant and annoying when I was new?
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no one remembers you when you were new, and you are just obnoxious now.
Submitted by lordofduct (user info) at 2005-06-28 23:12:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No where as good as the first one. Really felt forced, but I won't give you a negative.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-06-28 23:08:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Has any one figured out yet why the text for what he says is so high over him?
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-06-28 23:06:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
nah, you are/was/will be fine.
brush off the n00b haters.
it took me forever to realize who that familiar face was (Lee). i'm so ashamed.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-06-28 23:05:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Yeah, it's probably mostly becuase of Thorpe's reasoning. But such is what you accept when you make sequels to other people's posts ;)
Submitted by Freakmagnet (user info) at 2005-06-28 23:03:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Not nearly as good as the original.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-06-28 23:02:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Can any one remember whether I was this ignorant and annoying when I was new?
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-06-28 23:00:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Who ARE you? Why would I expect you to do any of those things?
Submitted by prettygirl (user info) at 2005-06-28 22:57:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Are you supposed to be the funny man around here?
I won't hold my breath waiting for you to make me laugh nor do I feel obligated to give you a sympathy +2. Be happy that I visited at all...and hey, thank for sending your ass master over as well. :)
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-06-28 22:52:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Eh... kind of contrived. Nowhere near as funny now that it isn't an original idea... however I'd still rank it a +1.6, so +2.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-06-28 22:49:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Alta VIsta is a bitch...
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-06-28 22:47:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I actually didn't know that you were a Rush fan until just after I posted and saw your awesome YYZ thing. I just put Rush on every thing. Go look at my first post.
Submitted by sg11588 (user info) at 2005-06-28 22:44:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This would be a +5. +3 for the awesomeness of the post and then +2 for the pwnzr of Geddy Lee.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-06-28 22:32:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
So.. +3 for awesome, -1 for Pepsi? (whenever I have all of one rating and I respond, I use that rating, for fair consistency when I or someone else like me scrolls down)
Submitted by sg11588 (user info) at 2005-06-28 22:31:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hahahahahahaha. Awesome man.
Submitted by The_Yellow_Dart (user info) at 2005-06-28 22:30:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i hate pepsi
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-06-28 22:29:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Even with the axe?
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-06-28 22:24:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
altavista?....he would totally get his ass kicked.
totally.