Caption Contest - DJMattB241 and Maiorano84 (1114 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: 1.21 on 41 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by prophet (View user info) at 2005-06-29 09:08:03 EDT
DJ Matt SAYS that the look on his face has something to do with his keychain or something.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/69482
He's a filthy liar and we all know it. So, who's got the best caption for his candidly-taken photograph?
User Reviews
Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2005-07-19 11:59:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This one's going to be close, buddy. Nice matchup we have going.
Submitted by Pr0j3ct (user info) at 2005-06-30 01:47:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
not a great post but the +2 comes from the category: Romance
hahahahaha
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2005-06-29 18:11:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"the bear is my friend. and so are you. happy days."
Submitted by SkinnyKenny (user info) at 2005-06-29 18:05:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Do you swallow, or would you prefer it in the ear?
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-06-29 17:56:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i have no caption, this is highly disturbing
Submitted by Girlwithaclue (user info) at 2005-06-29 17:21:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Luke...the force is strong in this one!
Submitted by DJMattB241 (user info) at 2005-06-29 16:04:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Lechuga (user info) at 2005-06-29 13:20:26 (#)
Ranking: 2
Maiorano: No no, my young padawan, you must learn the ways of the slow clap, so you may come with me to Alderaan.
DJMatt: I just can't do it Matt.
Maiorano: Then the Emperor has already won. You were our only hope.
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Lechuga, just so you know, Kris and I now use the slow clap, along with the "TASTE THE _____, YOU CAN'T _____ THIS" phrases on a daily... nay... hourly basis.
thanks. +2
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-06-29 15:00:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2005-06-29 09:28:19 (#)
Ranking: 2
"Dave's weed is so good, it made me gay!"
"That wasn't weed, Maiorano. Those were pencil shavings in a bag."
"Oh...... can I still be gay?"
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I like dees onez...
Hey prophet, I haven't seen you on any of my posts lately, they actually don't suck for a change (well, maybe today's, a little bit)
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2005-06-29 14:08:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2005-06-29 10:53:12 (#)
Ranking: 2
It rubs the lotion on its skin.
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Winner, right fucking there.
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2005-06-29 14:07:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
No Comment
Submitted by Lechuga (user info) at 2005-06-29 13:20:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Maiorano: No no, my young padawan, you must learn the ways of the slow clap, so you may come with me to Alderaan.
DJMatt: I just can't do it Matt.
Maiorano: Then the Emperor has already won. You were our only hope.
Submitted by Morlock (user info) at 2005-06-29 13:15:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"No no, I didn't say suck in your gut then show me, I said suck on my nut then blow me."
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-06-29 11:42:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"Hi, I'm Dan from Real World Miami, this is my 'partner' Punchy, and have we got a show for you today."
Submitted by DJMattB241 (user info) at 2005-06-29 11:32:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Wait, Maiorano... you took drugs this weekend?
I thought you were just naturally wobbly and disoriented...
Submitted by Slighty_Obnoxious (user info) at 2005-06-29 11:30:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm starting to grow tired of this.
Submitted by B-Nizzo (user info) at 2005-06-29 11:09:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Maiorano84: "You're making my penis taller than AJ!"
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2005-06-29 11:04:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Actually, Matt, I'm not sure if you were aware of how obscenely high I was. I got sick later from the weed Dave gave me, because I'm such a fucking pansy.
Don't take it to heart. I was messing with you.
Submitted by Squijee (user info) at 2005-06-29 11:01:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"It's a good thing you have absolutely no torso whatsoever and your arse begins at the bottom of your neck, otherwise, my cock would be in your back! And that would be awkward!"
Submitted by DJMattB241 (user info) at 2005-06-29 10:54:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
the worst part was, this was SERIOUSLY about 5 minutes after I showed up.
I'd never met any of you yahoos before, and here comes Maiorano, rubbing his man-cleavage all over me.
Coincidentally, the one that took the picture is my girlfriend. I bet she's using this photo for other purposes...
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2005-06-29 10:53:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It rubs the lotion on its skin.
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-06-29 10:50:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
<tries to think of something funny to type>
aw shit...
<masturbates>
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-06-29 10:41:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
EATME...where have you been doll?
Submitted by EatMeCompletely (user info) at 2005-06-29 10:36:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"I don't know; I have always, kind of wanted to masturbate in front of another man. That doesn't make me have the gay, does it?"
"Heck no! You're only gay if you blow a guy, take it in the ass or watch figure skating. Don't be so suburban."
Submitted by Morlock (user info) at 2005-06-29 10:17:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"Deliverance, Uber style"
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-06-29 10:11:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"Just a little lower...lower....lower....ahhhhh, that's it. Now for your hands I want you to..."
Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2005-06-29 10:10:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
ATTN GHEY MENZ
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-06-29 09:54:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
well no one has said it yet so;
'y hello thar buttsecks'
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2005-06-29 09:49:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"... Whyyyyyyyy em see ay!"
Submitted by NetProphet (user info) at 2005-06-29 09:46:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"He's rubbing my back... that spanish fly must be working. Sweeeeeeeeet."
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-06-29 09:43:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That really is the most homosexual photo ever.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-06-29 09:40:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"We are not here to talk. We are here to [fast clap]..pump you up!"
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-06-29 09:37:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
If you have both of your hands on my shoulders then what is
tapping me in the ba...
OH!
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2005-06-29 09:28:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"Dave's weed is so good, it made me gay!"
"That wasn't weed, Maiorano. Those were pencil shavings in a bag."
"Oh...... can I still be gay?"
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-06-29 09:26:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
"Do you like it when I touch your Penis"?
"You aren't touching my penis, that's my shoulders"
"Oh, wait a minute...."
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-06-29 09:23:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"Ken and GI Joe travel to Canada to complete their nuptials"
Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2005-06-29 09:21:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Maiorano: "My colossal penis is doing an impersonation of DJ Matt."
Submitted by DJMattB241 (user info) at 2005-06-29 09:18:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
oh man.
this should be golden.
Submitted by Viciousriffs (user info) at 2005-06-29 09:15:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"Bruce Willis: the best deep-core driller in my ass."
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-06-29 09:11:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-06-29 09:10:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The look on his face looks like "I'm entering a brave new world, and even though my asshole is scared, I'm not!"
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-06-29 09:10:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
How about:
Fags.