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More Abortions, Please! (457 hits)

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Rating: -0.83 on 12 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by BigDaddy (View user info) at 2005-06-29 14:24:07 EDT


Dear God:

It's not that I have a problem with abortions being legal, but I feel they need to be used more judiciously.

Can we use abortions to get rid of all the future closeted homo republicans?

What about anyone who might be involved in "Ice Dancing" after they are born?

Oh, and what about future NASCAR fans regardless of sexual prefernce?

... and the liberals too.



















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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-06-30 11:00:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Oh. Now I understand.

You are humorless.

Submitted by BugMeNot (user info) at 2005-06-30 00:18:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 die

Submitted by Girlwithaclue (user info) at 2005-06-29 17:10:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Damn NASCAR fans...

(looks around)

Submitted by DJ_PuddingTyme (user info) at 2005-06-29 15:46:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

anybody who doesn't find this funny needs to be retroactively aborted....



Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-06-29 15:38:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2005-06-29 15:36:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by rick_the_stud (user info) at 2005-06-29 15:19:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Try my exclusive offer!

Post-natal abortions for the small price of an attorney fee.

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-06-29 15:03:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Oh, and what about future NASCAR fans regardless of sexual prefernce?
___
get those fuckers at F1 too...

Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2005-06-29 14:56:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Meh.

I'm not a big NASCAR fan, but I sure wish I had a piece of that pie. Biggest spectator sport in America. Got higher ratings than the NBA playoffs and the US Open.



Submitted by RaineLark (user info) at 2005-06-29 14:34:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Terrible

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-06-29 14:27:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

YOu make the baby Jesus abort himself.

Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2005-06-29 14:25:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

All this abortion talk is making me hungry.


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Sure I'm flattered, maybe even a little curious, but the answer is no!

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Last Exit to Springfield