Gettin Cultured (697 hits)
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Submitted by Bob Polly <tpx187.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2003-04-30 16:51:55 EDT
Well I have to act in a play tonight. I am not a bad public speaker or anything. And this isnt a big play or anything. Something that my Theater class has to do. We have 10 groups of 10 puttin on a play. And in my group I am one of the main characthers. So I am this husband who menatally abuses his wife. I am right she is wrong. Then she kills me. And thats the play. Nothing speical, about 5 mintues long. But too go on stage and act I needed a edge taker offer. And i found one. Her name is Bud Light. I have been seein her since I was 14 and she has always helped out. And now she is helping me out some more. It about 4pm in the midwest and i have to go on stage at 6pm. And now I am gettin pretty fuckin buzed. I told my group members that I was gonna drink before this play and they said dont get to messed up, well they dont know what kinda guy I am, so now I am gettin fucked up. Its fun drinkin. But then in the back of my mind I am thinkin...oh shit I better not screw up... and then Bud Light says, hey baby you wont mess up and if you do, it dont matter cause you can always come back to me. Ahhh man I love Beer. Sorry if i wasted your time, but I am drinkin and thats what I do. Oh and if you are at work right now wishing you could drink, then ill drink one for you. Like i do best. oh if anyone wants ill update this on how the play went. Cuse as of now it dont look too good...
Bobbs
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Submitted by tpx187 (user info) at 2003-05-01 10:42:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Who knows if anyone is gonna read this update but oh well. The play went alright I guess. Since I won the BEST FUCKIN ACTOR AWARD! Yea thats right the drunk kid wins the best actor award. Fuck yea. Then after the play was over this one chick from my group wanted a few beers so she came up to my dorm room and we finished off the case (she was already drunk of vodka so it was pretty much me drinkin then). When the case was done we sat there and shit. Then all of the sudden I'm makin some moves and I end up fuckin this chick. First time I've been laid since August. Best feelin ever. She liked it rough too. She all like "dominate me" "tie me up" and "flip me over and fuck me". Shit yea I was in heaven, and the beer helped a lil with the old stamina and I hit that shit good. Then i wanted her to leave but she was too drunk to drive so she had to sleep over and we ended up messing around a lot more, even though my roomate was in the room (hes the gay kid from a previous post of mine). I didnt give a fuck, but I didnt get any sleep. I went to bed at 5 got up at 7 and now I have a math test to take...Yea me! Oh well I got some booty, i got some booty. AND THE BEST FUCKIN ACTOR AWARD!! Being drunk rocks the fuckin house.
Bobbs
Submitted by Murphy1844 (user info) at 2003-04-30 18:21:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"Sorry if I wasted your time." Apology not accepted. Write this in a journal.
Murphy
Submitted by poisonyourkids (user info) at 2003-04-30 17:48:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
sometimes i wake up early and have a few before school. It makes it easier to make it through the day...
Submitted by BerZerK (user info) at 2003-04-30 17:30:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I dunno Bob, I think the alcohol may add to the character.
He sounds like a pretty big shmuck. I gather its easier to abuse your wife after a
few cold ones. On the flip side, its easier to get iced too.. takes the edge off.
Good Luck Bob!
Submitted by HotDog (user info) at 2003-04-30 17:13:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Ahehehe... you're gonna fuck up the whole play...
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-04-30 16:56:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hahahaha. Bob cracks me up. i drink before i do alot of things, too. it really does "take the edge off."