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The History of the World--Part 1 (278 hits)

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Rating: -1.33 on 9 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by moonbluenarcotic (View user info) at 2005-06-29 19:42:10 EDT



Once upon a time a world was born.

Then people evolved out of fish and got together to build cities.

During this time, life was good.

Then along came the idea of god.

And now George Bush is president.



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Submitted by ellsmall (user info) at 2005-06-29 20:36:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-06-29 20:04:04 (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-06-29 19:43:15 (#)
Ranking: -2

you still here?

Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-06-29 20:28:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by RaineLark (user info) at 2005-06-29 20:09:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

Could have been better with more commentary

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-06-29 20:04:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-06-29 19:43:15 (#)
Ranking: -2

you still here?

Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-06-29 20:03:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I'm kinda lost here. Is this supposed to be clever? Or merely boring as batshit blather specifically penned with the intent to waste a few seconds of my valuable time? Either way you suck.

Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2005-06-29 19:49:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

You're like the Mad Bomber on MASH.

You fly over every day around the same time, drop a bunch of bombs and never hit a thing.

Submitted by stevendurel (user info) at 2005-06-29 19:48:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

If only...if only it were funny. You see, that's the thing. When you joke, it has to be funny.

Submitted by lordofthedance (user info) at 2005-06-29 19:44:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-06-29 19:43:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

you still here?


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