Zakalwe--I'm sorry you had to hear it like this...I'm your Dad. (183 hits)
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Submitted by moonbluenarcotic (View user info) at 2005-06-29 23:29:32 EDT
One night, about 26 years ago, I was shooting herion in a backalley with a bunch of strange immigrant types and ex-CIA operatives.
Along comes this beautiful woman. Tall, slender, elegant. She danced more than moved across the night street and up into a fancy pants restaurant.
Then Zakalwe's mom farted and I remembered I was supposed to take her home and ransack her anus because she bought the herion and the CIA guys were too busy hatching a scheme to crash some planes into an office building.
I guess that night I must have slipped and entered her cavernous vagina.
Usually I just blew my load across her face and punched her the fuck out.
I love you Zakalwe.
Dad.
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Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2005-06-29 23:38:22 EDT (#)
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What is an alternative to originality and cleverness?
This post.