ATTN: Informed Uberites (700 hits)
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Submitted by Rio G <rio_87.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2005-06-30 00:30:05 EDT
I want to move from Canada to Los Angeles for a few months, 1-12 months.
I require information.
I am a Canadian citizen, age 17.
What documents do I require to enter U.S.A and stay & work.
Many thanks!
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-06-30 18:04:52 EDT (#)
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"Secret Phrase: "I would like to enlist in the United States Marine Corps and kill me some camel-fucking terrorists, sir."
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WINNER WINNER WINNER!!
The USMC runs a lovely seaside holiday camp here in San Diego, free haircuts, comfy rooms, an excellent fitness program, and plenty of slores in Oceanside for you to fuck!
If you act now, you will get a free desert vacation where you get to blow things up!
USMC - The Few, The Proud, The....Canadian??
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-06-30 09:10:36 EDT (#)
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-1 for the map.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-06-30 08:54:06 EDT (#)
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Sorry, you must have missed the sign at the border that reads "Last Canadian already admitted- try Mexico"
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-06-30 08:36:07 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Pr0j3ct (user info) at 2005-06-30 01:36:39 (#)
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why do you want to come to America?
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-06-30 08:27:47 EDT (#)
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Haha, I just love it when people post sincere requests for advice/help. You must be new here.
Submitted by swamp_donkey (user info) at 2005-06-30 08:15:12 EDT (#)
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You don't need anything.
When INS comes knocking, just tell them to suck your bag and everything will be fine.
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-06-30 08:06:58 EDT (#)
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You obviously don't pay attention. California only accepts illegal work-for-nothing spics.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-06-30 07:04:36 EDT (#)
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Is this 'freind' of the female persuasion? If so, fair play to you sir. I'd reccomend an extended first visit, a month or three, but it will feel like having your guts ripped out when you leave.
If it's a mate your moving in with, like a house full of people, then chances are that things will end badly.
Submitted by Revolutionman (user info) at 2005-06-30 04:09:10 EDT (#)
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im on to you circe, dont even try it
Submitted by Revolutionman (user info) at 2005-06-30 03:54:00 EDT (#)
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thanks willard, you r00l
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2005-06-30 03:53:16 EDT (#)
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Submitted by bart (user info) at 2005-06-30 01:12:42 (#)
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Are you honestly asking the people of Ubersite for help in this matter?
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HEY! I resent that.
Look, kiddo, email me your last name and home address. I run kind of a group home for virile young men who want to make a start in America. We know people in high places; not only can I get your papers approved overnight and take care of all those niggly details, I can guarantee A) no-one will ever know where you are; and B) you'll never have to worry about money.
Send your info to we.need.at.fresh.meat
Submitted by MrWillard (user info) at 2005-06-30 03:07:10 EDT (#)
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Here you are because I'm bored:
http://www.cbp.gov/xp/cgov/travel/vacation/
http://uscis.gov/graphics/howdoi/extendstay.htm
Submitted by ellsmall (user info) at 2005-06-30 03:02:57 EDT (#)
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Look dude you don't need a passport, money, a signed note from your mommy or any of that shit. You just need to know the secret phrase to tell the immigration guy when he asks you why you want to enter this great country.
Scroll down for secret phrase.
Secret Phrase: "I would like to enlist in the United States Marine Corps and kill me some camel-fucking terrorists, sir."
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-06-30 02:56:12 EDT (#)
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I think the last few lines of "Shooting Star" by Bad Company are going to apply to
this kid if he ever makes it to his destination.
Maybe change "whiskey" into.......
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-06-30 01:54:31 EDT (#)
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Robert stack: "Young Bobby Gookins left his home in Canada to make a name for himself in the U.S. He had everything planned. He worked a summer job for some money to spend, he bought a new suit, all he needed was a place to stay. That's when he asked an internet friend. he said yes, and all seemed to be going according to plan. That is, until he met his "friend." His new roommate turned out to be Roberto Maringo Gonzalas, a seller of Canadian slaves. Bobby has been missing for 3 years and is believed to be living under a bar in Taiwan. If you see Bobby, call us immediately."
Submitted by Revolutionman (user info) at 2005-06-30 01:46:34 EDT (#)
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Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-06-30 01:45:11 (#)
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Submitted by Revolutionman (user info) at 2005-06-30 01:38:20 (#)
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get away from home, i have a internet friend that im staying with...
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this has "unsolved mysteries" written all over it.
Ive heard it all. My net friend actually moved to LA to live with his net friend, and the same person said it'd be alright if i stayed with them also :P
Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2005-06-30 01:45:48 EDT (#)
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That would be a good start, but don't stop asking questions. Talk to anyone that you know has been over the border; you could even go to a travel agent and ask them. Its been a while since I went, so things might have changed a bit.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-06-30 01:45:11 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Revolutionman (user info) at 2005-06-30 01:38:20 (#)
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get away from home, i have a internet friend that im staying with...
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this has "unsolved mysteries" written all over it.
Submitted by Revolutionman (user info) at 2005-06-30 01:43:16 EDT (#)
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yeah that would suck, my main priority is just getting in, then ill work on being able to work, although i suppose i should start now
So i need my passport, parental permission note(notarized) and $1000ish cash?
Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2005-06-30 01:40:07 EDT (#)
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The parental note? It makes sense when you think about it (hell, even if you don't). They wouldn't want someone who qualifies as underage there coming into the country and doing whatever without their parents knowing. You've gotta get points for this though; see, when I went, I never really researched the whole thing. I just went and got fucked hardcore style at the border. That wasn't very fun...it eventually worked out, but I wish I had at least asked someone about it first.
Submitted by Revolutionman (user info) at 2005-06-30 01:38:20 EDT (#)
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get away from home, i have a internet friend that im staying with, work a bit, start our plan of world domination etc etc
Submitted by Pr0j3ct (user info) at 2005-06-30 01:36:39 EDT (#)
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why do you want to come to America?
Submitted by Revolutionman (user info) at 2005-06-30 01:29:57 EDT (#)
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cept cpeepy, now i know i might need a note of some sort
Submitted by Revolutionman (user info) at 2005-06-30 01:28:59 EDT (#)
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y'all are useless
Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2005-06-30 01:28:29 EDT (#)
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What I said was from about four and a half years ago. And yeah, I don't know how I forgot a passport in that list, but yes of course, that too. Man, what a pain in the ass that trip was...
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-06-30 01:25:34 EDT (#)
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1600 pennsylvania avenue
make sure to include proper postage.
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-06-30 01:24:54 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Revolutionman (user info) at 2005-06-30 01:12:04 (#)
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also im bussing, if anyone has any tips
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
I'm not feeling preditory enough tonight.
Someone else has to take over and I'll just watch.
Submitted by Revolutionman (user info) at 2005-06-30 01:23:59 EDT (#)
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Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-06-30 01:23:25 (#)
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yeah, i'm a notary republic. just send me a $100 U.S. and i'll send you the right notes.
Oh cool, whats your address?
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-06-30 01:23:25 EDT (#)
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yeah, i'm a notary republic. just send me a $100 U.S. and i'll send you the right notes.
Submitted by Revolutionman (user info) at 2005-06-30 01:21:13 EDT (#)
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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-06-30 01:18:39 (#)
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Submitted by Revolutionman (user info) at 2005-06-30 01:11:37 (#)
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Alright thats doable, notarized as in signed by parents?
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dude, I don't think you are ready to leave home yet.
whether im ready or not is currently not being debated, so I hafta get someone to notarize it thats proffessional notarizor
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-06-30 01:18:39 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Revolutionman (user info) at 2005-06-30 01:11:37 (#)
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Alright thats doable, notarized as in signed by parents?
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dude, I don't think you are ready to leave home yet.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-06-30 01:16:11 EDT (#)
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i've only bussed in the U.S. of A. but standard rules apply.
On rests stops don't go to far from the bus or you might get left behind.
get a window seat.
if yuou have to piss, sit so you don't miss.
Submitted by Revolutionman (user info) at 2005-06-30 01:15:05 EDT (#)
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Submitted by bart (user info) at 2005-06-30 01:12:42 (#)
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Are you honestly asking the people of Ubersite for help in this matter?
It was a toss up. part of me thought there might be bored relativily smart people hanging around that could help, but then again theres the other 99% of ubersite to deal with.
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2005-06-30 01:12:42 EDT (#)
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Are you honestly asking the people of Ubersite for help in this matter?
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-06-30 01:12:32 EDT (#)
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i'm going to play some golf in canada this weekend. i wonder if i should get a pro jock.
p.s. goonga ga lunga...gungluha...goonga ga lunga
Submitted by Revolutionman (user info) at 2005-06-30 01:12:04 EDT (#)
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also im bussing, if anyone has any tips
Submitted by Revolutionman (user info) at 2005-06-30 01:11:37 EDT (#)
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Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-06-30 01:06:33 (#)
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Parental permission Must be notarized.
Have the original and a minimum of 2 additional copies.
Do Not tell mommy or daddy what you're going to do there.
You're a bottom aren't you.
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Alright thats doable, notarized as in signed by parents?
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-06-30 01:08:09 EDT (#)
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he's a pros, I mean prof. looper.
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-06-30 01:06:33 EDT (#)
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Parental permission Must be notarized.
Have the original and a minimum of 2 additional copies.
Do Not tell mommy or daddy what you're going to do there.
You're a bottom aren't you.
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Submitted by Revolutionman (user info) at 2005-06-30 01:03:31 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Girlwithaclue (user info) at 2005-06-30 01:01:33 (#)
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You need a passport and work visa for starters...
A job would be nice and maybe a place to stay might help too.
Alright, working on passport. Guess I need to figure out how to get a work visa, can you do that from out of country?
I have a place to stay for free for a while also
Submitted by Girlwithaclue (user info) at 2005-06-30 01:01:33 EDT (#)
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You need a passport and work visa for starters...
A job would be nice and maybe a place to stay might help too.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-06-30 00:58:38 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Revolutionman (user info) at 2005-06-30 00:51:26 (#)
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DOCUMENTS PEOPLE!
I already have KY and the photos of me and bush are being developed
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dude...pssst
over here
shhhhh...quiet
what you need...and don't tell anyone...is a an in.
call harry...america has a shitload of them...and ask for an american flag, a Big mac, and a bottle of budweiser....you'll blend right in
Submitted by Revolutionman (user info) at 2005-06-30 00:51:26 EDT (#)
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DOCUMENTS PEOPLE!
I already have KY and the photos of me and bush are being developed
Submitted by Revolutionman (user info) at 2005-06-30 00:49:15 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2005-06-30 00:41:00 (#)
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I was given all sorts of shit trying to go on vacation to the States from Canada...this is what they said I needed. I was 17 at the time as well, by the way. Keep in mind that this was a few years ago, so I don't remember it all, but this is a good start.
$1000 American on you (no, I'm not kidding at all)
A signed note from parents (if you're travelling alone)
A method of reaching you if need be (an adress or phone number)
As I said, this is all I remember, but it was a while ago. It's a good start though.
Great start creepy, how long ago was this? Ive heard that you now need a passport to travel accross the boarder.
Anyone else?
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-06-30 00:46:59 EDT (#)
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A case of KY jelly and a strong back.
O wait, ument........
Submitted by Slighty_Obnoxious (user info) at 2005-06-30 00:43:36 EDT (#)
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I suggest lighting yourself on fire first.
Here are the essentials to getting over here:
1. A porn mag (with or without stuck together pages).
2. A large rubber dildo taped to your head.
3. Have Ebola
4. A minimum of 3 chins
5. A pair of orange skis
6. At least one useless arm or leg (fake is okay too).
7. A beard that is at least 6 inches.
8. Wear one rollerblade.
9. kill 3 hookers.
10. Bring Pictures of your mom.
11. Have Joe Dirt on DVD.
12. Bring the first tooth you ever lost.
13. Wear a body suit made of tin foil and plastic wrap.
14. A russian accent.
15. Defeat he 17th level dragon lord.
Do this list and you're in!
Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2005-06-30 00:41:00 EDT (#)
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I was given all sorts of shit trying to go on vacation to the States from Canada...this is what they said I needed. I was 17 at the time as well, by the way. Keep in mind that this was a few years ago, so I don't remember it all, but this is a good start.
$1000 American on you (no, I'm not kidding at all)
A signed note from parents (if you're travelling alone)
A method of reaching you if need be (an adress or phone number)
As I said, this is all I remember, but it was a while ago. It's a good start though.
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2005-06-30 00:38:26 EDT (#)
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A maple syrup recipe should do it.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-06-30 00:33:59 EDT (#)
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a visa
a picture of you and bush snorting coke
you have to be related to john candy or martin short
and you can't be french