I'm itchy (737 hits)
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Submitted by Pr0J3ct <Pr0j3ct_0v3rk1ll.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2005-06-30 00:33:54 EDT
This post will not actually be about the itchiness as much as tattoos.
I just got my first tattoo friday and was wondering everyone's thoughts on tattoos and/or piercings. After getting this one, I have taken quite an intrest in tattoos and would like to hear about everyone who has had one done. Also I want to know whether it hurts more on the bone or on the fat/muscle because I really can't be sure. I want descriptions. Tell me about your tattoos. Mine is a kickass dragon that takes up most of my forearm. I'd camwhore but I don't have my camera at this moment.
I was thinking about getting "I <3 guttersluts" on my penis, what do you guys think?
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Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-07-12 04:52:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You've grown up.
Submitted by funk_boy (user info) at 2005-07-12 04:48:35 EDT (#)
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"if you want to be different, dont get a tattoo"
Ozzy O.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-07-12 04:09:35 EDT (#)
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Submitted by wookie (user info) at 2005-06-30 10:06:10 EDT (#)
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Hmmm, being heavily tattooed never kept me from getting a good education, job, or anything else...
Maybe Nebraska is a little more uptight than some other places...
This post still kind of blows though.
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2005-06-30 08:19:31 EDT (#)
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Oh yeah, to follow up on what Bob said . . . good job getting a huge tattoo in an extremely visible place. I hope that: a) that rock-star thing pans out for you; or b) you REALLY like long-sleeve shirts.
Why not go with a couple on your neck, or maybe even your face? That should ensure that you never rise above the $32k a year mark.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-06-30 07:55:59 EDT (#)
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Nothing says "classy" like a bunch of facial piercings and a jailhouse tattoo.
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2005-06-30 07:36:13 EDT (#)
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What tey guy below me said.
Submitted by itchy (user info) at 2005-06-30 07:35:32 EDT (#)
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First off, I'M ITCHY you mothersexer.
Secondly, I enjoy teh ta2s. I've got one quasi-nazi "iron cross" / independent trucks logo celtic knotwork thingie on my shoulder, and I've recently struck a deal with my wife which should have me finishing out the rest of the shoulder within the next few months.
Third, I pierced my own nipple with a Taco Bell name tag once. Wouldn't really recommend it. Hurts like a bitch once you sober up and realize that you failed to sterilize anything but your liver.
Fourth, I'M ITCHY you mothersexer.
Submitted by missflibble (user info) at 2005-06-30 07:09:10 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2005-06-30 06:47:32 (#)
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and not because of a STI.
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well, that too I suppose. and I'm kinda (haha) flabby so i'd have a hard time finding a bit which didn't look wierd if I ever lose weight.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-06-30 06:50:48 EDT (#)
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I refuse to define myself with either Jewlery or clothes or tattoos. I am not a christmas tree.
What the hell do I know though?
Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2005-06-30 06:47:32 EDT (#)
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and not because of a STI.
Submitted by missflibble (user info) at 2005-06-30 06:44:30 EDT (#)
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each to their own I suppose. I used to have three ear piercings and my nose was done too, but now I just have the one hole in each ear.
i considered a tatoo, but I'm a total wimp when it comes to pain/blood so idecided against it. and i couln't imagine my skin wrinkly and old with a tatoo on it.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-06-30 06:26:48 EDT (#)
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I think you should get "I'm an idiot" tatooed on your forehead.
Submitted by Pr0j3ct (user info) at 2005-06-30 03:16:26 EDT (#)
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Nefarious- I laughed out loud at your response about the I <3 thing.
which post did I -2?
still...funny.
Submitted by Nefarious (user info) at 2005-06-30 03:14:30 EDT (#)
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>> I was thinking about getting "I <3 guttersluts" on my penis, what do you guys think?
You can't do that, for the simple reason that only " I < 3 " will fit on your wang. This will confuse the mathematically minded guttersluts, they will think it means "I am less than 3 inches". While correct, I don't think this is a fact you want to advertise.
Otherwise, I am -2'ing your post because you -2'ed mine. This is a shallow, petty reason, but at least I am giving you a reason. That is more than you have afforded me.
Submitted by Pr0j3ct (user info) at 2005-06-30 02:59:41 EDT (#)
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Mine goes from about 2 inches from the base of my hand to the inside of my elbow.
It wasn't that bad until he got to the tender spot on the inside of the elbow.
Hurt like a bitch.
Submitted by spamtrap50 (user info) at 2005-06-30 02:52:12 EDT (#)
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Definitely hurts less on the fat...I have one on my back, and the closer to the spine they got, the more it hurt...
Submitted by dodahdave (user info) at 2005-06-30 02:50:15 EDT (#)
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Paging Teephphah!
Submitted by a_little_more_time (user info) at 2005-06-30 02:34:32 EDT (#)
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I've got a stone sundial with roman numerals around the outside of three cocentric circles, the middle one being blue had containing the words, "waste no time" on my upper left arm. Plan on adding to it later once I have the capital.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-06-30 02:12:05 EDT (#)
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Submitted by checkyourmail (user info) at 2005-06-30 01:59:00 (#)
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you should get "STD slinger" on your wang
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i was always partial to: "Got vag?"
Submitted by checkyourmail (user info) at 2005-06-30 01:59:00 EDT (#)
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you should get "STD slinger" on your wang
Submitted by Pr0j3ct (user info) at 2005-06-30 01:38:36 EDT (#)
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That's intersting, darko.
Finally an actual opinion and not insults on my genetalia.
Though I do enjoy a good penile joke...
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2005-06-30 01:36:01 EDT (#)
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My friend has the solar system on his right leg. On planet earth he has a sign sticking up that says home.
Submitted by Pr0j3ct (user info) at 2005-06-30 01:28:13 EDT (#)
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joedaddy...you insulted the size of my penis, but you still gave me a positive rating.
That's clever.
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-06-30 01:14:04 EDT (#)
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Could be crabs.
Considering the size of the 'unit',
you're in trouble!
They will eat it all up.
<DassBoot>
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-06-30 01:07:01 EDT (#)
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it drew me in...i'm scratching my junk and tossing up jokes.
and rad's right
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-06-30 01:04:08 EDT (#)
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LIAR
TEEPHPHEHPHPHAHAHAH IS ITCHY
YOU FUCKING LIAR
Submitted by Pr0j3ct (user info) at 2005-06-30 01:02:27 EDT (#)
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pen name- I sort of did that on purpose.
draws in more people even if the post sucks. I actually want to hear about someones tattoos but everyone is just making fun, really.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-06-30 00:59:56 EDT (#)
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speaking to the title...when someone says they're itchy, am i the only one that assumes they mean their nuts?
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-06-30 00:50:08 EDT (#)
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Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-06-30 00:49:21 (#)
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Scars on a body tells more about the individual
than ink applied by another.
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you just had a fortune cookie, didn't ya?
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-06-30 00:49:21 EDT (#)
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Scars on a body tells more about the individual
than ink applied by another.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-06-30 00:36:07 EDT (#)
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i got a tattoo of Herve Villechaize
funny right....right....
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2005-06-30 00:34:32 EDT (#)
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