My offroading machine (1314 hits)
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Submitted by Poisonyourkids <poisonyourkids.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2003-04-30 17:36:51 EDT
This was taken back in the day, but this is the truck that i use to go offroading. It will never be roadworthy ever again because me and my friend have beat the shit out of this thing. its a standard 4 speed dodge raider and it has gone though hell. My friend pretty much gave it to me after he got his rover and we would go offroading together. Picture was taken in the sand pit near my friends house. they tore it all up to build houses so its fun to drive down there cause its torn to shit.
we once took that truck into a river and drove it down stream and it got so deep that water was comming in the windows. That pvc pipe out of the hood is the home made snorkle we used to do it. the crazy thing is that the engine is gas and not water tight and we still made it. fuckin crazy...i wish i had pictures of that.
well anways...thats my offroading machine...its pretty much retired cause we beat it to the verge of death... Hum taps when you look at the picture.
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Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-05-03 10:59:14 EDT (#)
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"Apparently, Jeeps weren't made to fly."
Loki, my dear, that is where you are wrong. while that may hold true for my Cherokee, i jumped my Wrangler about 8 feet into the air, offroadin' in Missouri. and then i did it, again.
Submitted by Otter (user info) at 2003-05-03 10:13:59 EDT (#)
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AH, Loki, my dear, now I see why you are jealous of my winch. That one had some serious UUMPH to it. It was a Warn 12,000 lb. It could have lifted the suburban straight up a cliff. Unfortunately I never got to use it much. The first time I did was to unstuck my four wheeler I sank in some quicksand.
I needed to winch up a hill one time and the only thing I had to tie off to was my buddy's Cherokke, whick we strapped to a Wrangler. As luck would have it, I started pulling the Jeeps towards me, rather than me up the hill.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2003-05-01 13:59:35 EDT (#)
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This reminds me of the Jeep I had as a kid. I had it all tricked out except that my dad wouldn't let me put a winch on it. He had this sick paternal fear that so armed, I would do something completely out of hand. I tried to prove my point by getting stuck in mud so deep that we had to bail out via the windows, but he never budged. The whole argument became moot when I cracked the chassis. Apparently, Jeeps weren't made to fly. I'm still jealous of Ottor's winch. By the way, in a grill guard vs. honda collision, the grill guard wins.
Submitted by IndianOcean (user info) at 2003-05-01 13:27:36 EDT (#)
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hot shit..
Submitted by poisonyourkids (user info) at 2003-04-30 22:16:42 EDT (#)
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otter, i knew you would be the one to really appreciate this...you being the manliest man here and all...haha. But yeah...offroading kicks ass...this thing pretty much died so now we take the land rover or i use my family pickup truck. Its a 2003 Ford Ranger edge 4x4, and it is a kick ass off roading beast...
Submitted by Otter (user info) at 2003-04-30 21:25:59 EDT (#)
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+2 because anybody who off-roads kicks-ass.
I wish I had a truck used for the sole reason of off-raoding and tearing up, but I'm stupid and use my daily driver on the trail.
Poison, I think AbeFroman may have been giving you shit in response to my post from a while back about the extesion of my penis in the form of a Suburban.
Wait till I post pix of my Grand in Moab. Coming soon.......
Submitted by poisonyourkids (user info) at 2003-04-30 21:24:41 EDT (#)
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it was only stabalizing the fender...haha. It was really used to keep that snorkle in place. It looks pathetic but thats cause the second part isnt attached...when it is it goes all the way up to about roof level.
Submitted by Otter (user info) at 2003-04-30 21:24:26 EDT (#)
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+2 because anybody who off-road kicks-ass.
I wish I had a truck used for the sole reason of off-raoding and tearing up, but I'm stupid and use my daily driver on the trail.
Poison, I think AbeFroman may have been giving you shit in response tom my post from a whil back about the extesion of my penis in the form of a Suburban.
Wait till I post pix of my Gran in Moab. Coming soon.......
Submitted by BerZerK (user info) at 2003-04-30 20:32:11 EDT (#)
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Plus one because I totally want to ride in this truck.
Ever hit an animal in it?
How about lawn gnomes?
My favorite thing about the truck is the duct tape holding the fender on.
Submitted by poisonyourkids (user info) at 2003-04-30 20:20:20 EDT (#)
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what a witty and biting remark... you must have self esteem problems to rag on me for no reason...
Submitted by AbeFroman (user info) at 2003-04-30 19:13:27 EDT (#)
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You must have quite the small prick.
Submitted by Murphy1844 (user info) at 2003-04-30 18:27:37 EDT (#)
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I think you set this whole post up to say "hum taps when you see the picture." Got a laugh outta me. Thanks...
Murphy
Submitted by poisonyourkids (user info) at 2003-04-30 17:55:14 EDT (#)
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actually i dont think of that, i think of rockin into the night, by 38 special. We used to drive this thing into the middle of the woods at night and get fuckin smashed and listen to kick ass tunes. And then we would all go outside and lay on the roof and throw beer cans at anyone who was being difficult.
Submitted by poisonyourkids (user info) at 2003-04-30 17:49:36 EDT (#)
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When i think of this thing, i think of that meatloaf song "paradise by the dashboard light"
Submitted by antluvdog (user info) at 2003-04-30 17:42:11 EDT (#)
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Sweet.