SPT: Contest ! What Could His Name Mean? (1094 hits)
Category: Quotes & Stories -> PoetryRating: 1.16 on 62 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Munkeypants Just Wants Attention Today (View user info) at 2005-06-30 13:27:25 EDT
Warning: This post is total shit and I don't give a fuck.
Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2005-06-17 05:16:36 (#)
Ranking: 0
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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-06-17 05:11:19 (#)
Ranking: 2
what is wtaystrm?
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It's nothing very interesting. I've decided that if I post something that I decide is less interesting than what my name means I will tell people. But for the time being, I'm saving that rubber bullet.
Okay guys. Does anyone have any ideas? I sure as hell don't.
LEAVE YOUR GUESSES HERE AND THE ONE THAT COMES UP WITH THE BEST
GUESS GETS... GETS....
UMMM...
NAME YOUR PRIZE!
User Reviews
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-09-14 04:57:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Wait,
that
ain't
your
sister!
That's
Ronald
McDonald!
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-07-14 00:34:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2005-07-13 11:27:51 (#)
Ranking: 0
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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-07-06 02:06:13 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-07-05 08:20:44 (#)
Ranking: 1
w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m : We Talked, And You Still Titty-fucked Rad's Mom.
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WHAT THE FUCK DID i DO TO DESERVE THIS?
wHY IS MY capslock BUTTON STUCK ON?
wHY DID i GET GROUNDED WHEN i WAS 12 FOR HAVING A CHINESE GIRLFRIEND?
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This is my favourite review of any review I've ever seen.
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HAHAHAHAHAHA
AGREED
Submitted by indigogecko (user info) at 2005-07-13 11:55:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m
when the arm (yellow) strikes two, remove mind.
Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2005-07-13 11:27:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-07-06 02:06:13 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-07-05 08:20:44 (#)
Ranking: 1
w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m : We Talked, And You Still Titty-fucked Rad's Mom.
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WHAT THE FUCK DID i DO TO DESERVE THIS?
wHY IS MY capslock BUTTON STUCK ON?
wHY DID i GET GROUNDED WHEN i WAS 12 FOR HAVING A CHINESE GIRLFRIEND?
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This is my favourite review of any review I've ever seen.
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-07-08 09:57:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Well Dervels real name is a simple anagram of...
Rolling
In
cum
He's
A
Real
Dweeb
Full
Of
Gay
Gism
Dunno about WTAYASTRUMINGWOTSIT
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-07-06 02:22:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I reckon it actually means "What a storm"
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-07-06 02:06:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-07-05 08:20:44 (#)
Ranking: 1
w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m : We Talked, And You Still Titty-fucked Rad's Mom.
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WHAT THE FUCK DID i DO TO DESERVE THIS?
wHY IS MY capslock BUTTON STUCK ON?
wHY DID i GET GROUNDED WHEN i WAS 12 FOR HAVING A CHINESE GIRLFRIEND?
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-07-05 16:07:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Good jobs guys!
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-07-05 08:20:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m : We Talked, And You Still Titty-fucked Rad's Mom.
Submitted by PatheticCapitalistFuck (user info) at 2005-07-01 21:41:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
We
try
all
your
sexually
tenacious
rectal
manifestations.
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-07-01 21:18:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
needs more knuckles
Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2005-07-01 05:39:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Not an anagram. It does stand for something. Just nothing interesting
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-07-01 05:17:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
It's just an anagram. I can't de-code anagrams (there's something wrong with my brain. Seriously) so I don't know what it's an anagram of.
Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2005-07-01 04:24:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Too much pressure on it. It's nowhere near anything as close to interesting as any of the guesses. If you do find out, don't be surprised when you're disappointed.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-06-30 23:15:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
I love you snarky poo
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2005-06-30 17:52:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Rating the poster and not the post.
Here you go Munkey, a personal first just for you.
I hope you're happy with my whole new low.
Submitted by Viciousriffs (user info) at 2005-06-30 17:37:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Jesus is on Ubersite! Holy fucking shit! Ask Val!
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-06-30 16:51:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
SR - what are you doing the weekend of July 15th?
Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2005-06-30 16:00:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
it means... oh i have no fucking idea. give me some nerds
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-06-30 15:45:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I have a big bag of Willy Wonka candy. remember bottle caps and nerds?
mmmmm...
<gobble gobble>
VR - did you get said payments?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-06-30 15:40:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
This sure is shit, but I won't minus 2 you because you wanna gobble up Shlongy Jr.
Submitted by Viciousriffs (user info) at 2005-06-30 15:36:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No. I win.
Everything.
You already have my address, it's the same one you send your payments to. Fat cash! Thanks for working so hard to make me rich, P Mac, it won't go forgotten.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-06-30 15:35:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ok- $5 Candian and a shirt that says "Is that a Munkey in your pocket or are you just glad to see me"
Final offer
Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2005-06-30 15:31:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'll tahk you up on that, mid-Julah...
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-06-30 15:28:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
sped - what kind? we have patrami and turkey. Um wait. We have no bread.
and we have no pastrami. how does a slab of deli turkey sound?
SR - deal. Just say when. Then after we can walk along the Chahles Rivah right by
Hahvid.
Xcuses - how about $30 and a stuffed penguin? No? How about one of those keychain
sheep thing that, when you squeeze it, brown poopy stuff comes out?
Submitted by Viciousriffs (user info) at 2005-06-30 15:26:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
When twats and your saliva touch, retards masturbate.
Submitted by Viciousriffs (user info) at 2005-06-30 15:25:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
What time are you shooting the rape movie?
Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2005-06-30 15:21:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I could go for a Sam.
Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2005-06-30 15:20:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Free tour of Boston...
okay no tour...
how bout a sam adams in a boston bar.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-06-30 15:20:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I would like $5,000,000 and a DODGE STRATUS
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-06-30 15:17:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
omg you all did such wonderful jobs...
spedmonkey, that was awesome!
um, xcuses you left a lipstick print on my ass. i won't even ask...
so what does everyone want as a prize?
Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2005-06-30 15:12:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
so if I win I get to choose my prize???
Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2005-06-30 15:11:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/69708
how's that for kissing ass, *mwaaa!*
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-06-30 15:05:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
*bends down to kiss some Munkey Ass*
Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2005-06-30 15:05:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m
Where's The Androgynous Yellow Scrotum That Rimjobbed Me?
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-06-30 15:01:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I am not sure who to claim as the winner. I have it whittled down to 3 people.
I know. The person who kisses my ass the most!
chicken pot chicken pot chicken pot piiiieeee
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-06-30 14:40:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
We
Toil
Away
Yet
Still
Toot
Rod
Manually.
I'm pretty sure that's it.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-06-30 14:34:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2005-06-30 14:29:36 (#)
Ranking: 2
w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m
What the?
Alright you stinky tranny,
Rape me.
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HAHAHAAHA
w00t!
Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2005-06-30 14:29:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m
What the?
Alright you stinky tranny,
Rape me.
Submitted by SkinnyKenny (user info) at 2005-06-30 14:27:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
OK, here's your -2DIE. It was just so much fun, though.
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Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-06-30 14:25:14 (#)
Ranking: -1
you guys are nuts. this shouldn't be a positive rating.
jebus. my next post is a test to see how far I would have to
go to get banned.
the comments are awesome though. you are all sick fucks.... and i love it!
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-06-30 14:25:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
you guys are nuts. this shouldn't be a positive rating.
jebus. my next post is a test to see how far I would have to
go to get banned.
the comments are awesome though. you are all sick fucks.... and i love it!
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-06-30 14:21:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m
When
The
Apes
Yell
Show
Them
Randy
Monkeys
Submitted by SkinnyKenny (user info) at 2005-06-30 14:18:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Why
Talk
About
Yourself?
Scream
To
Rhapsodize
Me
Submitted by SkinnyKenny (user info) at 2005-06-30 14:08:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What
They
All
Yell -
"Suck
The
Rancid
Meat"
Submitted by SkinnyKenny (user info) at 2005-06-30 14:03:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What
The
Ass
Yearns,
Spare
Thee
Rape
Mine
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-06-30 13:54:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-06-30 13:33:05 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-06-30 13:27:59 (#)
Ranking: -2
chicken pot chicken pot chicken pot pieeeeee
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In my opinion, that episode of 'Just Shoot Me' is probably the funniest example of the sitcom genre EVAR, and I've watched a LOT of teevee over the years.
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OH MY FUCKING GOD! I have been wondering where that came from!!!
It's been in my head all day!
Just for that you can have anal sex with me.
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2005-06-30 13:52:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
This reminds me of a wicked game that used to be on uproar.com
I forget what it was called, but you were in a room with a bunch of people, an acronym would come up and you'd all put in something. Then you'd vote for the best one and points would be awarded. Shit it was hilarious!
Submitted by prettygirl (user info) at 2005-06-30 13:41:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m
Wanker
Trash
Asshole
Yellowbelly
Shitbag
Trite
Retarded
Masochistic
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2005-06-30 13:41:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-06-30 13:35:51 (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2005-06-30 13:33:03 (#)
Ranking: 2
w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m is mrtsyatm backwards, which is Mr. Tsyatm, which as we all know is an old German word for whale's Vagina.
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It is backwards, but you've misinterpreted it.
It CLEARLY means:
Mr. T Says You Are The Man.
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Interesting theory.
So you are saying that "Mr. T Says You Are The Man" is an old german word for whales vagina?
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2005-06-30 13:40:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Well
That
Anal
Yarn
Sure
Tastes
Rather
Milky
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-06-30 13:40:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m
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It's an ancient seminole word.
Miami means " that place"
Wtay-strm
means "sucker of goat cocks"
I'll take my one night of unlawful carnal knowledge now miss munkey!
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2005-06-30 13:39:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
wtaystrm
what
took
all
you?
some
times
renewal
might
(s)uck
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2005-06-30 13:36:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I always thought it meant 'What's in a name?' or 'Whatsername.' Or maybe 'Islands in the stream.'
That's how I read it. Then again, I was reading 'thecaes' as 'The Case' for a long, long time...Damn dyslexia.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-06-30 13:36:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Of course Mr. T was speaking to yours truly.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-06-30 13:35:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2005-06-30 13:33:03 (#)
Ranking: 2
w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m is mrtsyatm backwards, which is Mr. Tsyatm, which as we all know is an old German word for whale's Vagina.
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It is backwards, but you've misinterpreted it.
It CLEARLY means:
Mr. T Says You Are The Man.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-06-30 13:34:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Here's my guess: WTAYSTRM
Way Too Anal Your Scrotem Tries Random Movement
That's it...I win
I want my chicken pot pie god dammit
Submitted by Yams (user info) at 2005-06-30 13:34:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
If you pronounce wtaystrm, "wuh-TAY-strum" it can be phoenetically interpreted as, "We taste them," obviously a reference to cannibalism or oral sex. However, because of its crude spelling, I am led to believe that it refers to the cannibalism. I hope that clears things up.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-06-30 13:33:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-06-30 13:27:59 (#)
Ranking: -2
chicken pot chicken pot chicken pot pieeeeee
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In my opinion, that episode of 'Just Shoot Me' is probably the funniest example of the sitcom genre EVAR, and I've watched a LOT of teevee over the years.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2005-06-30 13:33:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m is mrtsyatm backwards, which is Mr. Tsyatm, which as we all know is an old German word for whale's Vagina.
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2005-06-30 13:32:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
if anyone has seen the bengal tiger from the milwaukee county zoo, could you please let me know? i kind of need my arm back.
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-06-30 13:30:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m
water
the
azaleas
you
sassy
twat-
raping
man
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-06-30 13:27:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
chicken pot chicken pot chicken pot pieeeeee