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The Eve Sex Tape (SFW) (12854 hits)

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Rating: 1.44 on 23 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by yewslus (View user info) at 2005-06-30 15:03:15 EDT


Well, it has been confirmed:

Eve (the rapper) has a sex tape that has surfaced.

WARNING: FOLLOWING LINK IS NSFW!!!
http://jrofosho.com/forum/showthread.php?t=225

I tried this just before posting, it DOES work. Once you get to the page, click on the pic of Eve blurred out with her uterus on display. The tape will start playing right there in the same window. There were no popups associated with the link or the movie.

What I'd like to know is: When do the GOOD tapes come out.

-Jessica Simpson getting tag-teamed by the Jackass crew
-Anna Kournikova taking it in the pooper like a champ
-George W. deepthroating 'Dick' Cheney
-Bart and the pack of hotdogs gettin cozy

The funniest part about the tape is that she DOES have a partner in it, but he doesn't seem to be getting much more than a handjob in the vid. That, and she's using a white dildo...

Eve's got Jungle Fee-vuh, Eve's got Jungle Fee-vuh...

enjoy.

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Submitted by krissi (user info) at 2005-07-13 13:57:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

+ 2 for saying my post was good
- 1 for calling me a slut. *frown* i'm not.
+ 1 for being from Jersey.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-07-01 11:26:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

That's one big, dark, tunnel of love.

Submitted by Nvtro (user info) at 2005-07-01 11:04:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Stayin Alive......

Submitted by Totally_useless (user info) at 2005-07-01 10:16:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Thanks for keep the faith alive, Chris...

Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2005-07-01 00:43:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Ahh, the internet at its finest.

Submitted by Envenom (user info) at 2005-07-01 00:08:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Replacement link http://www.newsfilter.org/user_submit/uploads/eve_00010-574.wmv

Submitted by Phate (user info) at 2005-06-30 21:53:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

link down

Submitted by Duke_Diggler (user info) at 2005-06-30 21:20:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

I don't see what link to click. +2 if you tell me.

Submitted by Rainer (user info) at 2005-06-30 18:37:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Is it strange that I thought you meant the Bible's Eve?

Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2005-06-30 18:35:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Jessica Simpson having sex with all the Jackass guys? Sounds good; get some bukakke shots for me.
Anal sex with Anna Kournikova? Nice, she's got a good ass.
G. Dubya sucking off Cheny? Sounds fantasti-WAIT, WHAT THE FUCK?!?

Submitted by Totally_useless (user info) at 2005-06-30 18:19:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

indeed he does.

indeed he does...

Submitted by MrWillard (user info) at 2005-06-30 18:05:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Whats with the dildo? He needs to get all up in that.

Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2005-06-30 17:53:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

That was boring sex.

But, +2 because it was news to me.

Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2005-06-30 17:28:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Well let's call them, uh, Mr. X and Mrs. Y. So anyway, Mr. X would
say, `Marge, if this doesn't get your motor running, my name isn't
Homer J. Simpson.'

-- Homer Simpson
Secrets of a Successful Marriage

Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-06-30 15:56:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

geeze that guy has endurance. i was getting an arm cramp just looking at him.

Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2005-06-30 15:54:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

i prefer my dildos black.

Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-06-30 15:50:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

+1 because MM's name on the MVA is edible tampons.

HAHAHAHAHA

Submitted by Totally_useless (user info) at 2005-06-30 15:41:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

prettygirl,

Now that you've taken the time to describe your bajinal area, you can take a look at the video.

Submitted by prettygirl (user info) at 2005-06-30 15:32:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Overgrown nappy crotch. Fantastic.

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-06-30 15:19:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Those nutty celebs. When will they learn?

Submitted by Envenom (user info) at 2005-06-30 15:11:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I reject this post in theory. It is only in practice that I accept it.

Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-06-30 15:08:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 for effort, but I like my womeb blond, petite, educated, without gold teef, oh yea and not black

+2 because I'm a racist asshole

Submitted by Totally_useless (user info) at 2005-06-30 15:06:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Just so you know it's real...

http://www.contactmusic.com/new/xmlfeed.nsf/mndwebpages/eve%20seething%20after%20sex%20tape%20leak


This is even more painful than it looks.

-- Homer Simpson
Brother from the Same Planet