My Husband Had a Heartattack & I Invited His Girlfriend to the Hospital. (1451 hits)
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Submitted by legallady (View user info) at 2005-06-30 21:36:47 EDT
SPT
Jerry Springer moments. That is how I describe the last 12 weeks of my life.
It starts with a death penalty case that is several years old and a case that
I have no chance in hell of winning or even getting a life sentence. So my husband
during the first week of the trial on a Wednesday, asks me for a divorce.
So with grace and poise I respond yes, and ask him about the other woman which he
denies. So I go home crying and upset. Call my Mom and we discuss how much better
off I will be and all the signs that point to the fact there must be another woman. And if it wasn't
for the 10k she spent on the wedding I wouldn't have lasted the first year.
Several hours later he comes home and tells me he wants to stay.
So that Friday he tells me he needs to go to Jacksonville and hang with an old friend and
work out his "feelings" about our marriage. Saturday morning I am working a horse in the
roundpen when this strange man shows up. Tells me my husband is at Treasure Island with
his wife and kids and thought I should know what was going on... my stepson comes home and
I tell him. "I'm kicking your Dad out. That was his girlfriend's husband". His son immediately
asks if he can stay.
So I pack some of KDJs shit...including the tacky ass corny sign...."A fisherman lives here
with the best catch of his life" Leaving it piled in the doorway. So he comes home, cries, begs to stay. And I let him. This goes on for the 4 weeks of trial...thru the 12-0 vote for Death.
On weekends we dated. Weekdays he spent with his girlfriend lying to both her and me. Telling her that I was begging him to stay. So two weeks ago I finally told him. I am filing for divorce. So he leaves for two days, comes home, demanding alimony, property equity, etc...and has a heart attack. I did call 911. I really didn't wanted him dying in my living room.
So he was rushed to the hospital and I made all the calls, his sister, son, and I called his girlfriend. I then took my time before heading to the hospital. The first two times he asked for me I wasn't there. But his girlfriend and first wife were both there. And I left him in his girlfriend's care. Telling him and her...I am filing for divorce
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Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2006-05-28 22:49:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
SPT?? This isn't a shit post. Well, it's shitty for you, but not shit...
You know what I mean. Hope things work out for you.
Submitted by soccer (user info) at 2006-04-13 22:12:16 EDT (#)
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I FEEL YA HONEY ALL MEN AER PIGS
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2005-07-03 00:31:22 EDT (#)
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I feel ya honey. He's lucky you didn't cut off his balls, he sure deserves it.
Submitted by NotSteve (user info) at 2005-07-03 00:03:48 EDT (#)
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Fucking wow, indeed. I'm extremely curious about the death penalty case, though.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-07-02 23:48:37 EDT (#)
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Fucking wow.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-07-02 23:48:17 EDT (#)
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Wow.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-07-01 18:19:32 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2005-07-01 13:22:51 EDT (#)
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You go, legalgirly.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-07-01 11:25:34 EDT (#)
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Skate it off, Nancy
Submitted by Deidra (user info) at 2005-07-01 11:08:12 EDT (#)
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How very very crappy.
Submitted by precision (user info) at 2005-07-01 10:48:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Been there myself...it sucks, take my advice, get the hell out and dont look back.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-07-01 10:36:34 EDT (#)
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change the locks. never speak to him again. say 'you can speak to me through my lawyer'.
Submitted by Vulva (user info) at 2005-07-01 10:33:20 EDT (#)
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Fisherman are ghey
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-07-01 10:26:12 EDT (#)
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Should have let him die n the living room floor.
Fuck selfish fuckers like that
Submitted by Mike00295 (user info) at 2005-07-01 10:02:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
He sounds like a real rat fucker to me
Submitted by kissmyarse (user info) at 2005-07-01 09:49:07 EDT (#)
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Good for you, stay strong and give him nothing. scummy.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-07-01 08:52:17 EDT (#)
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I never know if I should believe these stories or not. See what you've done to me Uber.
Submitted by missflibble (user info) at 2005-07-01 08:12:09 EDT (#)
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DAMN. THAT GOTTA SMART, BUT THEN THE WHOLE HOLD YOU HEAD UP THING. GOOD ON YOU.
sorry, wasn't shouting. i have a naughty capslock!
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2005-07-01 08:00:01 EDT (#)
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Oh shit Jess. That sucks. I'm sorry.
On the bright side, you're a lawyer. I haven't looked at the Florida statutes recently, but I'm pretty sure you can have him castrated, just sort of slip it into the property settlement.
Hang in there.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-07-01 07:53:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Karma.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-07-01 07:50:51 EDT (#)
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Good God, that sucks.
Well, at least that frees you up to do Shlongy on my next Florida visit, so something good can come out of this diaster-a-thon.
Submitted by Fabit (user info) at 2005-07-01 07:27:10 EDT (#)
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Cool story, i can't believe people actually believe its real.
El Fabit O
Submitted by Rasta (user info) at 2005-06-30 23:30:54 EDT (#)
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Ok. You are a huge idiot. The second the partner cheated Ditch them with no recourse.
And you're being nice to the adulterers who supported the other half of his cheating?
This is Springer. Do us a favor. Kill him and then yourself.
Submitted by Quartermain (user info) at 2005-06-30 22:58:27 EDT (#)
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That's rough. Not so tore up about the death penalty, but having to deal with assholes and the detritus they leave in their wake always blows.
Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2005-06-30 22:30:38 EDT (#)
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+2 because that shit sucks
Submitted by swamp_donkey (user info) at 2005-06-30 21:47:20 EDT (#)
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Wanna fuck?
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-06-30 21:44:08 EDT (#)
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Fucked up.
What were you doing getting married when obviously you two had no idea if you wanted to be together for life? I'm sick of people getting married after spending a weekend together.
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-06-30 21:43:37 EDT (#)
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"Good luck with all of that"
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2005-06-30 21:41:49 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-06-30 21:39:10 EDT (#)
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Fucking lawyers.