I have a dilemma uber and I need your help! (535 hits)
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Submitted by Fert (View user info) at 2005-07-01 00:43:43 EDT
Yea I haven't posted in a long while and I'm sure most of you would think that's a good thing and to be honest my last posts have kind of sucked so your welcome.
Anyhow here is my dilemma; my aunt who is visiting from Italy is in town, now normally this isn't that big of a deal I go over say hi, ask how the kids are yadda yadda yadda.
Well this trip is different there's a companion some really hot 21 yr old chick with her. Now I don't remember if she's some distant cousin (like 7-10th) or just a friend of the family over there who wanted to come to the states for a look see at how yea I don't know.
I live in Racine, its ghetto here for the most part its a crappy town the only nice thing is its right between Chicago and Milwaukee and on the lake.
Now the problem is she's hot and I mean damned hot, Uber I ask you, would it be wrong to sleep with her? I figured if the worst happens she'll be in a completely different continent with a good 10hr time difference not to mention the area code rule. Hell its not even the same country!
Uber what should I do? No I'm not going to share her either its me or nobody damnit.
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-07-01 17:48:44 EDT (#)
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Submitted by oofapal (user info) at 2005-07-01 00:55:42 (#)
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I laughed because you just assume you can get her into bed that easily, stud. Hahaha.
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give a chocolate bar and a pack of Lucky Strikes, and you're in like Flynn!
Submitted by Ranx05 (user info) at 2005-07-01 15:14:04 EDT (#)
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go for it. 7th cousins don't mean shit.
Submitted by pantsarestupid (user info) at 2005-07-01 12:06:09 EDT (#)
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Wow. Shouldn't you be asking her these questions?
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-07-01 11:58:47 EDT (#)
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uh? Why wouldn't you.
Submitted by Vulva (user info) at 2005-07-01 11:42:41 EDT (#)
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she'll be in a completely different continent
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On! - ON a completely....
Submitted by Foonbo (user info) at 2005-07-01 11:38:24 EDT (#)
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It's terribly wrong of you to sleep with her. Now mosey her down to Chicago so I can show her a good time and show her that you're inferior. I'm Italian, too.
Submitted by Deidra (user info) at 2005-07-01 11:32:49 EDT (#)
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Can't you ASK someone if you're related to this chick?
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2005-07-01 11:22:59 EDT (#)
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Haaaaaaaaaaaaallelujah.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2005-07-01 11:22:14 EDT (#)
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Hi i'm Bob Decker.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2005-07-01 11:19:27 EDT (#)
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WHY OH YOU APOSTROPHE ARE EE
Submitted by MisterDevious (user info) at 2005-07-01 08:29:20 EDT (#)
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Bang away! And post pics of the hottie. At's amore!
Submitted by missflibble (user info) at 2005-07-01 05:36:17 EDT (#)
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Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2005-07-01 00:59:55 (#)
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Go for it. Seriously, hit it if ya can.
"the only nice thing is its right between Chicago and Milwaukee and on the lake."
Nice? Reminds me of that spot between my dick and my asshole in a hot day.
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Canvey Island's like that.
as for the cousin thing, don't do it. kids with webbed toes and all that. yeah i know it's distant relations, but...never mind. I'm going to quit *before* i get ahead.
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2005-07-01 05:19:46 EDT (#)
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I'd say do it because 7th or 10th cousins are not relations. I've probably had sex with a bajillion of my 7th cousins. Think about that... who ISN'T your 7th cousin?
Ok, not a bajillion.
You tell no one.
Submitted by Fabit (user info) at 2005-07-01 04:59:25 EDT (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-07-01 03:34:19 (#)
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fuck your aunt instead.
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Bwahahaha
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-07-01 03:34:19 EDT (#)
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fuck your aunt instead.
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2005-07-01 01:24:59 EDT (#)
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Here's the +2 of encouragement you're seeking here.
Submitted by checkyourmail (user info) at 2005-07-01 01:23:11 EDT (#)
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Cut your penis off so you won't sin anymore.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-07-01 01:21:53 EDT (#)
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If she says no, rape her in the ear hole.
Submitted by Or_ (user info) at 2005-07-01 01:13:15 EDT (#)
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I mean it might be good to ask for her input.
Submitted by NocternalDragon (user info) at 2005-07-01 01:12:11 EDT (#)
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Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2005-07-01 00:59:55 (#)
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Go for it. Seriously, hit it if ya can.
"the only nice thing is its right between Chicago and Milwaukee and on the lake."
Nice? Reminds me of that spot between my dick and my asshole in a hot day.
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HaHa you just Summed up my whole town good job!
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2005-07-01 00:59:55 EDT (#)
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Go for it. Seriously, hit it if ya can.
"the only nice thing is its right between Chicago and Milwaukee and on the lake."
Nice? Reminds me of that spot between my dick and my asshole in a hot day.
Submitted by oofapal (user info) at 2005-07-01 00:55:42 EDT (#)
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I laughed because you just assume you can get her into bed that easily, stud. Hahaha.