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A Thing to do on a Warm Summer's Day (?NSFW?) (3590 hits)

Category: Graphics
Labels: banned

Rating: 0.16 on 96 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Labels:

Submitted by Habeeb "My Ms Paint Skills are Inpregnable" Thomas (View user info) at 2005-07-01 00:45:03 EDT


Pass the brats

GO OX WOO!!!

bartbartsfavoritepastime.JPG (89 kB)

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User Reviews


Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-06-01 12:24:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Nominated for best ever
http://www.ubersite.com/m/88541

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-05-31 19:51:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2005-07-01 00:54:33 (#)
Ranking: 0

Spreading laughter is what Ubersite is all aboot

Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2006-03-07 10:39:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

I can honestly say I've never seen anything like it.

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-02-21 14:57:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

here's how to get banned

Submitted by sg11588 (user info) at 2005-07-19 09:11:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I had to come back and read the reviews.

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Submitted by swamp_donkey (user info) at 2005-07-01 08:57:34 (#)
Ranking: 2

That guy's cum looks like vomit.
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HAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-07-19 01:21:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

the green eyeshadow gives me a stiffy, i fully admit

Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-07-17 07:34:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Somehow this is funnier on an empty stomach.

Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2005-07-17 00:05:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Hey, I'm not ashamed to admit it. The post got me fully aroused.

Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-07-14 19:45:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

This is highly disturbing, i would expect nothing less from you.

Submitted by sg11588 (user info) at 2005-07-13 13:39:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

GOD DAMNIT WHY CAN'T I STOP LAUGHING?!?!?!?!

Submitted by sg11588 (user info) at 2005-07-13 13:37:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

HAHAHAHAHAAH! I don't think I've laughed so much at such a sick thing.

Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-07-12 23:42:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

JAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA


JIHAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The comments made me choke on dick.

Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2005-07-10 15:37:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

The rating for this is so low.

Submitted by Ingsoc (user info) at 2005-07-09 16:15:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

NSFW?

Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2005-07-09 02:14:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I get it.

This post is a metaphor for that movie 'How to lose a guy in ten days.'

It all makes sense to me now...

Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-07-08 21:53:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

how did you change your mva name if you are banned? is that possible?

Submitted by rikkufanboy001 (user info) at 2005-07-08 09:35:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

AHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!! ugh. . .actually thats kinda gross .. .

Submitted by dethcow (user info) at 2005-07-08 02:31:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Awesome.

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-07-07 17:28:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Oh my God. Habeeb, you need the Lord.

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-07-07 17:25:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

so delicious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2005-07-07 05:28:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

At the risk of sounding racist:

































...GOOKS ARE FUCKED UP. Why is it always them doing this shit?

Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2005-07-06 23:52:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

ha good stay banned. you've always sucked

Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2005-07-06 23:18:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

heh...
hehehe
hahahahahaahhhaha
HAHAHAHAAHAHAHA

It happens.

Submitted by Duke_Diggler (user info) at 2005-07-06 22:36:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

free beeb! It had NSFW, what's wrong with this post?

Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2005-07-06 22:36:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I hope this jack ass is gone for good.

Submitted by Hotpocket4you (user info) at 2005-07-06 19:53:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

FREE THE BEEB!~ SIGN NOW!~

http://www.petitiononline.com/Habeeb/petition.html


Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-07-06 16:44:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

not safe for work ???

hahahahahahah


awesome.



Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-07-06 14:57:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by dodahdave (user info) at 2005-07-06 13:38:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2005-07-01 04:53:17 (#)
Ranking: -2

Could you imagine being this girls father and running into this while surfing porn?
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<shudder>

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-07-06 12:34:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyuuuuuuuuuuuummmmmmmmmmmmmm

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-07-06 12:29:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

wow!

Submitted by Viciousriffs (user info) at 2005-07-05 13:55:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Look! One of those black light multi-colored drippy candle things!

Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-07-05 03:51:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I wonder what porno this is from

Submitted by Vindicare (user info) at 2005-07-05 03:21:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME, you just don't do that. I'm tipping off the government on your 4Gigs of kiddy PRON

Submitted by Skullcrusher (user info) at 2005-07-04 13:26:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Thats hot

Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-07-02 22:54:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

My first thought was "Wow, that's a lot of come."

Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2005-07-02 21:29:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

"(?NSFW?)"



I bet you were sitting there thinking to yourself, "I guess this KIND of not safe for work..."

Submitted by Affinity (user info) at 2005-07-02 21:08:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

that reminds me...........


must buy vegetable soup

Submitted by Duke_Diggler (user info) at 2005-07-02 13:06:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

bwahahahah!!!!

check out filename:"bartbartsfavortiepasttime.jpg"

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-07-01 17:41:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

kinda like a reverse tubgirl!

Submitted by NotSteve (user info) at 2005-07-01 15:31:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Another 2 because I just noticed the file name.

Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2005-07-01 12:51:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Horrendous.

Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2005-07-01 11:36:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Fuck's sake. Don't you have anything better to do? Some of your stuff is really funny, but this reeks of desperation. Well, lucky you, you got my attention. Hope the memory of this glorious moment keeps you warm after you've been banned.

Submitted by Deidra (user info) at 2005-07-01 11:33:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-07-01 11:25:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

horrible.

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-07-01 11:17:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I spanked it.

Submitted by Foonbo (user info) at 2005-07-01 10:52:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Do you know how much it hurts to sneeze hot coffee through your nose from laughing too hard, you dick?!

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-07-01 10:38:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I made a broad do that.

On an unrelated point, this post blows. Literally and figuratively.

Submitted by TM (user info) at 2005-07-01 10:34:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Moron.

Submitted by NotSteve (user info) at 2005-07-01 10:30:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Reminds me of a story.

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2005-07-01 10:16:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Have another -2 Motherfucker

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2005-07-01 10:13:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-07-01 09:38:04 (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2005-07-01 00:59:54 (#)
Ranking: -2

What the fuck is wrong with you anyway?

Porn is one thing but this is completely fucked up.
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I think that was the whole point, forensic.
Damn that's wrong!

-------------------

Yeah, I know it was his point to post a pointless, disgusting piece of shit.

It doesn't change the fact that this was, in every sense of the word, FUCKED UP!

This guy is either has the maturity level of a socially inept 10 year old, or is just some bored asshole who can't find anything better to do with his time than draw yellow "peeners" on pics or post sludge like this.

I am indifferent to all the porn pics that get posted. Oooh, boobs! Oooh, a twat! Wow!

Big fucking deal.

I hope he gets banned....again. I hope it sticks. He obviously doesn't need this place. He can jerk off to rotten.com for the rest of his life and be a happy man.

bullshit Bullshit Bullshit Bullshit Bullshit

Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-07-01 09:38:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2005-07-01 00:59:54 (#)
Ranking: -2

What the fuck is wrong with you anyway?

Porn is one thing but this is completely fucked up.
-------------------
I think that was the whole point, forensic.
Damn that's wrong!

Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-07-01 09:13:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2005-07-01 01:11:05 (#)
Ranking: -1

I hope you get banned for the 73rd time.
---------------
Make it permanent.

Submitted by swamp_donkey (user info) at 2005-07-01 08:57:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

That guy's cum looks like vomit.

Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-07-01 08:44:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

I guess I picked the wrong day to order breakfast at work...thanks

Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-07-01 08:40:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

See you next month

Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2005-07-01 05:27:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2005-07-01 05:16:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Horrible.

Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2005-07-01 04:53:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Could you imagine being this girls father and running into this while surfing porn?

Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-07-01 04:04:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

So fucking amazingly hit or miss.

Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2005-07-01 03:32:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I love the firm grip he has on her hair and tit.

Well, I'm going to go make a sandwich...

Submitted by DJMattB241 (user info) at 2005-07-01 03:26:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

as someone once said, i'm sure when bart came up with ubersite, THIS is what he had in mind.

Submitted by crazybutsolazy (user info) at 2005-07-01 02:46:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

made me laugh but oh so gross

Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-07-01 02:38:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Fuck this is disgusting.

Submitted by Pr0j3ct (user info) at 2005-07-01 02:26:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Snypavat (user info) at 2005-07-01 01:16:17 (#)
Ranking: 0

I know I am fucked up for this but its kind of hot in a odd sick way.


Dude...
seriously.......


........










no.

Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2005-07-01 01:41:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-07-01 01:31:53 (#)
Ranking: 2

This post is utterly disgusting.

I mean, look at her eyeshadow for fuck's sake!
______

Hahaha.. my first thought was "Well, anyone who wears that shade eyeshadow deserves to have a cock so far down her throat she vomits."

Submitted by checkyourmail (user info) at 2005-07-01 01:32:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

ugh

Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-07-01 01:31:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

This post is utterly disgusting.

I mean, look at her eyeshadow for fuck's sake!

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2005-07-01 01:22:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

you'll be back. This is you retaliating for not being allowed in ubermadness isn't it?

Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2005-07-01 01:21:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Fuck man.

Some stuff is just fucking gross.

Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2005-07-01 01:18:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

god you people are such pussies

Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-07-01 01:18:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Worst thing I have seen for a long time.

And there was a post floating around yesterday of some asian bird "wallowing in her on shit" and eating it.

Why would you do this?

Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-07-01 01:16:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Fuck you.

hahahhaa

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2005-07-01 01:16:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2005-07-01 01:02:33 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2005-07-01 00:59:54 (#)
Ranking: -2

What the fuck is wrong with you anyway?

Porn is one thing but this is completely fucked up.
-----------------------------------------------------------
Munkeypants showed me the pic.

---------------------------

bullshit.

This time, I hope the ban sticks.

Go get some fucking medication!

Submitted by Snypavat (user info) at 2005-07-01 01:16:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I know I am fucked up for this but its kind of hot in a odd sick way.

Submitted by dodahdave (user info) at 2005-07-01 01:13:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2005-07-01 00:57:26 (#)
Ranking: -2

banned



AGAIN

Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-07-01 01:11:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

i am so sad. there will be no more fusion fusion
and yellow peeners with red tips.

you're a peckerhead

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2005-07-01 01:11:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

I hope you get banned for the 73rd time.

Submitted by WellFedEthiopian (user info) at 2005-07-01 01:09:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

penis+stomach acid=awesome

Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2005-07-01 01:09:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

LIES

You are a banshee

RUNS AWAY

Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-07-01 01:07:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

i dont want you to be banned. i wanred you not to.

<weeps>

Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-07-01 01:04:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I DID NOT!!!!

dont drag me into this!


Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2005-07-01 01:02:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2005-07-01 00:59:54 (#)
Ranking: -2

What the fuck is wrong with you anyway?

Porn is one thing but this is completely fucked up.
-----------------------------------------------------------
Munkeypants showed me the pic. I laffed hysterically.

It is a chick hurling on a mans peener

It is comical

I didn't find the pic

Munkeypants did

She is the pervert

Shun her

Good day

GO SOX WOO!!!

Submitted by Slighty_Obnoxious (user info) at 2005-07-01 01:00:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Nice file name...

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2005-07-01 00:59:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

What the fuck is wrong with you anyway?

Porn is one thing but this is completely fucked up.



Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2005-07-01 00:58:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I think I hate you. Yes, I do.

Submitted by Pr0j3ct (user info) at 2005-07-01 00:57:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

awww dude thats fucked.
I'd be pissed if she puked on my cock like that though.


Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2005-07-01 00:57:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

banned

Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2005-07-01 00:56:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2005-07-01 00:54:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Spreading laughter is what Ubersite is all aboot

Submitted by oofapal (user info) at 2005-07-01 00:53:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Dammit! I laughed too!

Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2005-07-01 00:48:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm sorry. I laughed.

Submitted by Lechuga (user info) at 2005-07-01 00:47:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

The guy she's throwing up on is me.

YOU CAN'T FELLATE THIS!

Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-07-01 00:46:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

dude

not a -2 because i can't believe you actually did it.

Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2005-07-01 00:45:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

bahahahahahaha


I know you're mad at me right now, and I'm kinda mad too ... I mean, we
could sit here and try to figure out who forgot to pick up who till the
cows come home. But let's just say we're both wrong and that'll be that.

-- Homer Simpson
Brother from the Same Planet