Whoa, sharks are attacking people (602 hits)
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Submitted by your_arse_is_hanging_out (View user info) at 2005-07-01 12:30:30 EDT
The recent news of shark attacks brings me to one of my favorite comics, Dane Cook. First off, can you believe that the body surfing chick who got attacked by a shark and one of the guys that was body surfing with her found her getting attacked and punched the shark to get it away!? Holy shit.
He punched the shark in the face! Just to get it off of her. And the shark says "ok!" and lets her go. unbelievable, then she died. Pobrecita.
Tell me you don't swim the fastest in your life when a shark lets you go.
da dum ... da dum ... dadum dadumdadumdadum. DA DUM!!!!!!! Scary shit. Glad I live in Chicago with the feces, esbestos filled fresh water of Lake Michigan.
Fuck sharks, I'll punch em in the FACE!
The following picture is a picture of my eye taken by my phone. I would have used a camwhore of my face but i dont have that phone anymore. So this picture is 2 months old. And was a dramatic interpretation of a close up during a horror movie.
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Submitted by Freakmagnet (user info) at 2005-07-01 23:13:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
"I have a shark rocket, and I shoot it at them...I'm just really good at evading them."
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-07-01 16:29:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh and seriously, come up with a better name.
Submitted by AshyLarry (user info) at 2005-07-01 15:47:40 EDT (#)
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Dane Cook kicks ass.
http://www.ifilm.com/ifilmdetail/2672829?htv=12
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-07-01 14:51:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
OK, now try and flesh it out a bit more...
Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2005-07-01 13:30:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Meh, whatever.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-07-01 13:15:52 EDT (#)
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Do you have any pictures of your box?
Submitted by Vulva (user info) at 2005-07-01 13:05:42 EDT (#)
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Me too.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/69243
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-07-01 13:00:17 EDT (#)
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yermom, thanks for reminding me...
how could i forget a perfectly good chance to linkwhore: http://www.ubersite.com/m/58821
my eyes were so fucked up
Submitted by yermom (user info) at 2005-07-01 12:54:04 EDT (#)
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Submitted by kissmyarse (user info) at 2005-07-01 12:40:33 (#)
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Ew yermom, you were smoking the chiba.
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I may have been, but I burst a vessle puking in that instance.
Submitted by Luckystar (user info) at 2005-07-01 12:40:35 EDT (#)
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Why did the shark attack you? Were you taunting it?
Submitted by kissmyarse (user info) at 2005-07-01 12:40:33 EDT (#)
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Ew yermom, you were smoking the chiba.
Submitted by kissmyarse (user info) at 2005-07-01 12:39:17 EDT (#)
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i'll +2 my post, because that picture rocks... my eye is so awesome.
Submitted by yermom (user info) at 2005-07-01 12:38:21 EDT (#)
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Eyeball camwhore/linkwhore
http://www.ubersite.com/m/65597
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-07-01 12:37:27 EDT (#)
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dane cook rules all.
you may have lake michigan, but i've got lake erie...and the cuyahoga river.
how many cities do you know that are famous for their waterways catching on fire?
not too many...
Cleveland - the mistake by the lake.
linkwhore: http://www.ubersite.com/m/69778
Submitted by shark25 (user info) at 2005-07-01 12:36:44 EDT (#)
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Damn you suck.
Not as good as your momma.
But you still suck.
Submitted by Mike00295 (user info) at 2005-07-01 12:36:19 EDT (#)
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Salsa shark....we're gonna need a bigger boat.
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2005-07-01 12:33:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2kie Monster
Submitted by pantsarestupid (user info) at 2005-07-01 12:32:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Try the post by Adam...about a week ago.