Hot Girl Rubbing Oil on Her Body and A Rad Tribute Post!! (No Goatse, Lemon Party, Vermin or Cod Fish) (NSFW???) (3099 hits)
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Submitted by Wallstreet (View user info) at 2005-07-03 01:15:47 EDT
Yes...give props to Brasky also.............
Rad is a son of a bitch!
Rad is the father of every kid in this town!!
Rad once showed me a video of him making love to my wife, and it was the most beautiful thing I ever saw!!
One time I was with Rad in the back of a pickup truck, along with a live deer. Rad goes up to the deer and says, 'I'm Rad! SAY IT!' Then he manipulates the deer's lips in such a way as to make it say, 'Rad' ... It wasn't exactly like it, but it was pretty good for a deer!
He'd eat a homeless person if you dared him!
Rads poop is used as currency in Argentina.
Rad once breast-fed a flamingo back to health.
He hated Mexicans! And he was half Mexican! .......And he hated irony
I once saw Rad scissor kick Angela Landsbury.
Rad did 3 tours in 'Nam...... I was in Corpus Christi on business a month ago. I had this eight foot tall Asian waiter, which made me curious. I asked him his name. Sure enough it's Ho Tran Rad!
I once saw Rad eat a whole live chicken.
Did I ever tell you about the time Rad took me out to go get a drink with him? We go off looking for a bar and we can't find one. Finally Rad takes me to a vacant lot and says, 'Here we are.' We sat there for a year and a half and sure enough someone constructs a bar around us. The day they opened we ordered a shot, drank it, and then burned the place to the ground. Rad yelled over the roar of the flames, 'Always leave things the way you found em!
Rad had a four day heart attack...a day for each chamber. At the autopsy, they said his heart looked like a basketball filled with riccotta cheese.
Rad taught me how to make love to a woman, and how to scold a child.
Rad did all the makeup on the 'Planet of the Apes' movie.
Rad grew a 3rd arm and kept it in a vault.
Rad drank a full glass of liquid LSD with his eggs. Then he slept for 8 months straight. When Rad woke he rubbed his eyes and said, 'All in all, I prefer gin.'
Rad once had sex with a cigarette machine
Rad uses the Shroud of Turin as a golf towel.
Rad once ate the Bible while water skiing.
Rad drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
Rad jogged with a fridge on his back!
Rad was a 10 foot monster who slept with all our wives! And punched us all in the face! And we loved him for it!
Rad is a ten foot tall beastman who showers in vodka and feeds his baby shrimp scampi.
We once had a bachelor party for Rad. He ate the entire cake before we could tell him there was a stripper in it
Rad has a toenail on the end of his penis.
Rad once got his wife pregnant and gave birth to a delicious 16 ounce steak. The after birth was sauteed mushrooms.
Did I ever tell you about the time Rad was in a production of, 'The King & I?' On opening night, Rad chloroforms the entire cast and slowly eats them in front of the audience for two hours. The production got pretty good reviews.
Rad breastfeeds John Madden.
Rad named the group Sha-Na-Na. They did NOT want to be called that.
They use Rad's foreskin as a tarp when it rains at U.S. Cellular.
Rad wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.
Did I ever tell you about the time Rad taught his son how to drive? Rad did it by entering him in the Indy 500. The kid wrecked and died. Rad said it would've happened sometime.
User Reviews
Submitted by Axtumanu (user info) at 2005-08-19 19:04:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
All in all, Rad seems like a pretty cool and diverse guy!
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-08-02 18:06:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
(1939 hits)?
FUCK YEAH
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-07-13 22:41:17 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-07-13 22:27:56 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-07-11 04:25:09 EDT (#)
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The after birth was sauteed mushrooms.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-07-11 04:22:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I still love this.
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2005-07-11 04:06:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This was pretty hilarious.
Submitted by Lynne (user info) at 2005-07-11 02:14:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
To Bill Brasky!
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-07-09 08:21:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
1283 hits)
Submitted by Betamick (user info) at 2005-07-09 07:33:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Too bad you stole all of this from Saturday Night Live...still funny, though.
Brasky would put on a white tie and tails and walk his pet cobra through the park on a leash. He named the cobra "Beverly". And he taught it how to fetch and dial a phone. But then one day, it bit the maid. So with tears in his eyes, Brasky had to shoot the maid.
Submitted by Mike00295 (user info) at 2005-07-06 14:43:29 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-07-03 06:19:30 (#)
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+2 for scissor kick
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My thoughts exactly.
Submitted by MisterDevious (user info) at 2005-07-04 11:32:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
2.5, made me snort
Submitted by lordofthedance (user info) at 2005-07-03 21:39:34 EDT (#)
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Rad has a toenail on the end of his penis.
You forgot that he's a beekeeper.
Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2005-07-03 15:51:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Whoa
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-07-03 15:30:56 EDT (#)
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This was actually really clever. And that it from you...simply amazing.
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-07-03 15:30:00 EDT (#)
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I need to buy Rad a beer and maybe a hooker.
Rad seems like an ok feller.
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2005-07-03 15:04:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
i was afraid to click on this link, since
it did not include tubgirl in the disclaimer.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2005-07-03 14:53:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Usually these posts blow, but gawdamn, this was funny shit.
Ho Tran Rad!
Submitted by jack0173 (user info) at 2005-07-03 12:56:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Some of this was pretty funny.
Submitted by Duke_Diggler (user info) at 2005-07-03 12:41:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
fuck yeaha. awesome post. and that chick gave me a hard peener.
Submitted by legallady (user info) at 2005-07-03 12:34:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Best tribute post I've seen.
Rad is making me hot.
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2005-07-03 12:15:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That was awesome
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2005-07-03 10:21:26 EDT (#)
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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-07-03 05:16:18 (#)
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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2005-07-03 02:12:33 (#)
Ranking: 2
Who's the private dick who's a sex machine to all the chicks?
<<RAD!>>
You damn right!
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Who is the man that would risk his neck for his brother man?
<<RAD!>>
Can ya dig it?
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Who's the cat who won't cop out when there's danger all about?
<<RAD>>
Right on!
They say this cat RAD is a bad mother.....
SHUT YO MOUTH!!!!
But I'm talking about RAD
Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2005-07-03 06:34:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Awesome.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-07-03 06:19:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for scissor kick
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-07-03 05:16:18 EDT (#)
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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2005-07-03 02:12:33 (#)
Ranking: 2
Who's the private dick who's a sex machine to all the chicks?
<<RAD!>>
You damn right!
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Who is the man that would risk his neck for his brother man?
<<RAD!>>
Can ya dig it?
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-07-03 05:11:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ROP BATEL
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-07-03 05:11:32 EDT (#)
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Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-07-03 05:03:13 EDT (#)
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YOU SHOULD HAVE SAVED THESE FOR A ROP BATTLE
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-07-03 04:49:48 EDT (#)
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All these are awesome- I hope Rad is cheered up!
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-07-03 02:24:55 EDT (#)
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Rad is my pimp.
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2005-07-03 02:24:26 EDT (#)
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TO RAD FAGSKY!
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2005-07-03 02:15:14 EDT (#)
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Awesome.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2005-07-03 02:12:33 EDT (#)
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Who's the private dick who's a sex machine to all the chicks?
<<RAD!>>
You damn right!
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-07-03 02:02:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I woke up tonight, and my bathroom door was not on its hinges.
I do not remember what happened to it.
I then listened to "Nothing's Gonna Stop Us Now" by Starship.
Then a guy kept making obscene phone calls to my wife.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-07-03 01:58:58 EDT (#)
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I assumed as much.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-07-03 01:57:34 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2005-07-03 01:48:50 EDT (#)
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Rad rocks. Rad, go here:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/30639
for the tale of what happened at my sisters wedding.
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2005-07-03 01:33:12 EDT (#)
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Wow.
Submitted by Pr0j3ct (user info) at 2005-07-03 01:26:06 EDT (#)
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interesting...
Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2005-07-03 01:22:42 EDT (#)
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Back to back +2's from me.
The world it is a changing.