Physic.. or Phyco? (1275 hits)
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Submitted by "Uber Village Idiot" Thored (View user info) at 2005-07-03 01:55:21 EDT
Alas, I've returned to the depths of hell to bring to you my daily bullshit.
Ever see physics like John Edwards ask general questions regarding peoples lives, or peoples family members in order to get some bullshit reaction. I mean, how stupid are we supposed to be. "Does anyone know an F... An F, I'm getting an F from this side of the room" people jump and go "Oh, me, me" John Edwards counters with "Fr... Now I'm getting Fr". People are astounded. Once the reading begins, John will ask questions like "Was he... a family member" "Oh my god yes!" "Was he..." "He was an uncle, oh my god, how did you know!?" Then John Edwards moves to "specifics" like "Did he wear jeans?" and further "Were his jeans blue?"
This kind of physic bullshit bought him a part on South Park.
Ever cut off a pagan? Instead of giving you the finger, he/she threatens to curse you?
Ok so fine, maybe John Edwards has some sort of gift. Maybe you want to learn this gift?
Well, you can learn how to be a dumb shit too! No, really! Anyone is a physic.
www.psypog.com
Thanks to someone I speak to, I was able to laugh at the less fortunate for a little while. My own adaptation of the ever infamous "Maddox Bullshit Detector" went off the second I began reading the first page. While previewing the media section the bullshit meter hit code red. I had stumbled across the photo shopped bullshit of someone "Levitating a Jackknife"
The person I speak to claims that "He too moved the pinwheel". However, scientists have never properly observed such events. In fact, I considering holding him at gunpoint and selling his new found skills to science. However, I was quickly put out when I was told he could not display it in public because of concentration issues. I also fly, just, not when people are around.
However, he believes that levitation is possible.
This idiot decided to go on and on about the possibilities of the human brain, and pathways, and how "Everyone" can do it. According to him, he nearly made himself float.
Cpt. Dumbshit nearly weighs a metric tone. There are few physical forces that could pick him up, never mind supernatural. Once I observed this bullshit, it became funny to read the comments of aspiring 12 year olds. They talked about practicing an hour a day. An hour a day, if people spent an hour a day studying in school, they wouldn't be trying to "achieve physic power" in the first place. How does one convince someone to practice doing nothing for an hour a day? If we could convince everyone to do what we wanted for an hour a day, we'd have a cure for cancer. I found a group of people with a lower social standing then the common computer nerd. Say something offensive to a nerd, he might go home and write on his blog. Say something to a "Psion", as they wish to be called, and the person will go home and spend five hours trying to curse you.
I got into an argument with a Pagan from New Jersey because she was trying to tell me she could read my thoughts. She told me I was thinking about how to disprove her religion. She was totally wrong. I was masturbating to her picture.
Another one told me she was going to curse my luck with women. Funny thing is, I raped her that night. Looks like she needs a new religion.
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Submitted by Dr.Gonzo (user info) at 2005-12-03 17:37:46 EST (#)
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Because your horrendous spelling has managed to cheer me up!
And to everyone else, sorry to bump up this old, and not very good post.
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2005-07-04 01:51:03 EDT (#)
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I see you've been reamed for the "Physic" debacle, so moving on...
What the phuck is a "Phyco"?
Ewe's not too bright, is ya, boy?
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-07-03 21:36:33 EDT (#)
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Submitted by jack0173 (user info) at 2005-07-03 13:00:14 (#)
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Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2005-07-03 02:00:13 (#)
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I am a physic and I am here to tell you that you cannot get a round peg into a square hole.
All physics know this.
Submitted by Pr0j3ct (user info) at 2005-07-03 15:23:28 EDT (#)
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PSYCHIC!!!! THE FUCKING WORD IS PSYCHIC!!!
NOT PHYSIC!
Submitted by jack0173 (user info) at 2005-07-03 13:00:14 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2005-07-03 02:00:13 (#)
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I am a physic and I am here to tell you that you cannot get a round peg into a square hole.
All physics know this.
Submitted by Pr0j3ct (user info) at 2005-07-03 12:51:04 EDT (#)
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boring.
but this was funny.
" got into an argument with a Pagan from New Jersey because she was trying to tell me she could read my thoughts. She told me I was thinking about how to disprove her religion. She was totally wrong. I was masturbating to her picture."
Submitted by Tastycat (user info) at 2005-07-03 11:25:27 EDT (#)
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This guy is right. Everyone is a physic.
Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2005-07-03 09:17:37 EDT (#)
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Physic. hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. Fag.
Submitted by lordofduct (user info) at 2005-07-03 06:31:08 EDT (#)
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Question for you. Is it that you are dumb and can't spell, or are you fucking mentally retarded and let Microsoft Word's spell check replace your mispelled psychic with physic?
You did not go to Hell to get this trash. Satan is an educated angel who can speak english.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-07-03 04:27:30 EDT (#)
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Dyslexic, or Dsyelci?
Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2005-07-03 04:18:59 EDT (#)
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Oh noes! Not the physics!
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-07-03 04:06:05 EDT (#)
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My 'duh' meter just broke
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-07-03 02:26:23 EDT (#)
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I am psychic, and I see this post getting flamed.
WOW, IT HAPPENED!
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2005-07-03 02:00:13 EDT (#)
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I am a physic and I am here to tell you that you cannot get a round peg into a square hole.
All physics know this.