My Friend Who Hates My Friend Who Looks Like a Fetus (974 hits)
Category: HumorRating: 0.45 on 14 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Duke Diggler (View user info) at 2005-07-04 02:10:34 EDT
The link below is to a webpage that is a cruel HATE page about one of my friends, Nick, who resembles a fetus.
One of my other friends (Anthony) got in a fight with Nick and wrote the page, and then told me he was going to post in on Nick's messageboard website.
Being the good negotiator that I am, I convinced him to not post it there since everyone we know would see it...that's just too mean.
So my end of the deal was that I would post it on a website where hundreds of people (at least ones who don't know Nick) would read it.
Enjoy!
http://www.geocities.com/nickisafetus/
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Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2005-07-17 17:08:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
tits=auto+2?
moron...
eat some auto -2's for that.
(I won't read the posts coz youre a stupid teenie)
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-07-05 14:24:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Hahahaha, there are some good rips in there. Tell your friend to get a dictionary though, I mean for Christ's sake.
Submitted by Duke_Diggler (user info) at 2005-07-04 17:20:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I told my friend their were so many errors in the page, but I didn't write it so don't think I'm the idiot. For the record, since he didn't clarify, Nick is 22 (hence the stupid joke about 22nd trimester).
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-07-04 06:25:38 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/66532 = the adventures of captain fetus
Submitted by Kracka (user info) at 2005-07-04 05:15:27 EDT (#)
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as chipolatte pointed out there are to many differences in the story. first the kid is 15 and a retard but going to college. which wouldn't really make him a retard. more like Doogie Howser..... slightly retarded.
Submitted by Spuds002 (user info) at 2005-07-04 04:11:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
nikkisixx is a fag. i don't mean the singer, he's cool. i mean the user. what a fag.
Submitted by chipolatte (user info) at 2005-07-04 03:58:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
If Nick was in his 22nd TRImester, he'd be about 5 and 1/2 years old.
And 5 1/2 year olds don't masturbate, drive, OR work at cinemas.
SO WHICH ONE IS THE LIE?
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-07-04 03:57:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Duke_Diggler (user info) at 2005-07-04 03:01:05 (#)
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Submitted by NikkiSixx (user info) at 2005-07-04 02:23:21 (#)
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If only your mothers had been stabbed through the womb when you were born, we wouldn't have dumb assholes posting shit like this
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No one cares what you think, nobody.
Submitted by lordofthedance (user info) at 2005-07-04 03:41:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Actually, I thought that page was pretty funny. I hope Nick gets to see it.
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2005-07-04 03:22:46 EDT (#)
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i'm confused.
go feti!
Submitted by Duke_Diggler (user info) at 2005-07-04 03:01:05 EDT (#)
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Submitted by NikkiSixx (user info) at 2005-07-04 02:23:21 (#)
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If only your mothers had been stabbed through the womb when you were born, we wouldn't have dumb assholes posting shit like this
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No one cares what you think, nobody.
Submitted by NikkiSixx (user info) at 2005-07-04 02:23:21 EDT (#)
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If only your mothers had been stabbed through the womb when you were born, we wouldn't have dumb assholes posting shit like this
Submitted by Duke_Diggler (user info) at 2005-07-04 02:16:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I agree with you 100% williamson, that's exactly what I told him.
He wasted too much time writing this.
I know this is a shitty post and I apologize, but I'd rather him not be a total dick and have everyone we know read it, including Nick.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-07-04 02:14:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Tell your friend to get a hobby, girlfriend or rope.