Craz frog causes cancer. (2152 hits)
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Submitted by Paul Hibbert (View user info) at 2005-07-05 07:33:43 EDT
Cancer. Everything causes cancer apparently- and I'm fucking sick of hearing about it. Smoking, Television, Pylons, E numbers, Mobile phones, Microwave ovens... It's a long and dull list that I am both loathed and intellectually incapable of completing.
Let's be honest, breathing in and out is slowly killing us anyway, with each breath I draw I am one breath closer to death. Wherever I am, and whatever I am doing I am breathing in something that is harmful to my health, should I stop breathing for the good of my health? Breathing pure oxygen will kill you too, why? Is it not pure and clean and wonderful? I'll tell you why, it's because the body has to keep on dieing in order to live, so bring it on cancer it's meant to be.
It's not only that everything we do seemingly causes cancer that bothers me; it's the fact that it's everything convenient or fun in the world that seems to cause it. I want to smoke cause it's fun, my mobile phone sat in my pocket right now cancerising my balls and future children is very useful and the E numbers that I will undoubtedly consume in my big Mac meal later on will taste delicious.
I've come to the conclusion that it is completely unavoidable. The people that don't get cancer either die of something else before the cancer gets them or they're simply immune to it. They should find as many smokers as they can over the age of 100 that have miraculously escaped cancer, grind them up and put them in our water supply. That ought to sort it.
It's about time we all accepted we're either gonna get it or we're not and just damn well enjoy ourselves. In the mean time we should be putting all the tax on these cancerous abominations into finding a cure instead of into our collective governments pockets.
If there's one thing we're good at as a species it's killing ourselves, and killing each other, technically that's two things were good at but I'm not a big fan of the human race so I'm only giving you one.
You know what fucks me off? Mobile phone, insurance, loan, and car commercials. Completely irrelevant to cancer but I never guaranteed you a complete anti-cancer rant so you people at the back climbing pylons and choking on your cigarettes can shut the fuck up.
Let's start with car commercials. "There are only two places you can go to get a used car, castle Donnington's 'available cars' and 'availablecar.com'". Well fuck me is the human race in trouble. I get the distinct impression that one company owns both the showroom and the website, and if there's only two places I can get my car then there's no competition! Gee I sure hope the illiterate homeless faggot they employed to create that little display of homosexuality was just trying to get my custom.
Mobile phone ring tone commercials. Don't get me started on that whole new brand of puss-laden boils. How in the hell do they make a middle-aged man sound so excited as he sells Satan's latest marketing gimmicky puke? "Get the latest 'crazy frog' ring tone now and the commission I receive will be wired directly to my balls affording me an even more excitable voice for the next commercial!" I fucking hate that shitty frog, I'd like to insert a tube into his anus and blow till his guts popped all over the floor then I'd vomit on his remains and feed them to my cat.
Don't think his torture ends there mind you. I'd follow the cat round for days if I had to, regardless of how demented the cat would think I had become. Once the cat shat out my frog vomit I would sneak the remains into a sci-fi convention where William Shatner just happened to be in attendance and rather impolitely throw them in his face. They would both be most humiliated and my life would be infinitely more bearable.
Back to the topic, why is each one of these commercials backed with shitty dance music? It's like somebody pooled all the shittiest aspects of each shitty culture and mashed them together to produce the wankiest cuntfest imaginable.
Irritating voice over? Check
Stupid wanky backing music of the stomach sickening variety? Check.
Pleasant Pub atmosphere destroying mobile phone ring tone? Check
High-pitched talking frog on a motorbike? Kill me.
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Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-07-12 10:40:52 EDT (#)
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Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-07-12 10:35:02 (#)
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The neighbors don't notice, as the budgie is small and he wears it down his trousers.
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Even the slightest movement from dervels pants would surely arouse neighbourhood suspicion, afterall his dicks been dead longer than the budgie hasn't it? I could never quite understand why a man would secure a twig to his penis simply to insert into a dead bird
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-07-12 10:35:02 EDT (#)
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The neighbors don't notice, as the budgie is small and he wears it down his trousers.
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-07-12 10:19:42 EDT (#)
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Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-07-12 10:00:41 (#)
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pshaw, Pock. He's immune.
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You finally had him inoculated? Even so, it's unpleasant- think of the neighbours!
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-07-12 10:00:41 EDT (#)
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pshaw, Pock. He's immune.
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-07-12 09:44:47 EDT (#)
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Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-07-12 09:37:17 (#)
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Dervel's made a public admission t ohis budgiefuckery. Did you see?
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Most certainly did. And I'm starting to think this budgie fucking should stop before he catches something from the decomposing yellow corpse.
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-07-12 09:37:17 EDT (#)
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Dervel's made a public admission t ohis budgiefuckery. Did you see?
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-07-12 09:27:36 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-07-12 09:08:58 (#)
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instead of reading it, i drank a lot of alcohol wooooo
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~In all fairness it probably wasn't worth reading anyway
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-07-12 09:08:58 EDT (#)
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instead of reading it, i drank a lot of alcohol wooooo
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-07-12 08:59:58 EDT (#)
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Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-07-05 13:38:19 (#)
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I make the background music for commercials. Asshole. I think it's good!
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I'm sorry man I didn't know.... And I didn't care.
MRR whore!!!!
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2005-07-06 03:44:12 EDT (#)
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Sometimes I wish I could spend all day playing on t'interweb instead of working.
-Dave
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-07-05 15:33:13 EDT (#)
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you rule
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-07-05 13:38:19 EDT (#)
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I make the background music for commercials. Asshole. I think it's good!
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-07-05 12:07:29 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2005-07-05 11:54:59 (#)
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Well, okay then.
You'll have to bring your own sticks with you though as I don't have enough to go round.
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I only got rocks, they any good?
Us city folk don't have sticks.
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2005-07-05 11:54:59 EDT (#)
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Well, okay then.
You'll have to bring your own sticks with you though as I don't have enough to go round.
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-07-05 11:53:10 EDT (#)
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Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-07-05 11:45:57 (#)
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You keep your eyes off my delicate flowery curtains, Pock!
Dervel, no matter how long it takes you to write those posts, I'll still +2 you. BudgieFucker indeed.
Additionally, Pock, once you do manage to spontaneously turn into a rubber bum egg, I would like to purchase you for 2 quid.
Don't ask.
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The only problem with acheiving such a feat is that technically I don't think there is any such thing as a rubber bum egg. A bum egg being me and the missus' term for a fart and all doesn't bode well for creating a rubber one let alone becoming one but I shall endeavour none the less.
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-07-05 11:46:51 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2005-07-05 11:41:51 (#)
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You're more than welcome to visit.
Devon is just north of Leeds.
I'll send you directions closer to the time.
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Sounds good to me, though I wasn't planning to visit. We're coming to live with you, the land lady kicked us out and we always fancied living on a farm pissed out our heads on cider building vehlces for the army. I will be of course eventually killing you, assuming your personality, life and role in the world.
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-07-05 11:45:57 EDT (#)
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You keep your eyes off my delicate flowery curtains, Pock!
Dervel, no matter how long it takes you to write those posts, I'll still +2 you. BudgieFucker indeed.
Additionally, Pock, once you do manage to spontaneously turn into a rubber bum egg, I would like to purchase you for 2 quid.
Don't ask.
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2005-07-05 11:41:51 EDT (#)
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You're more than welcome to visit.
Devon is just north of Leeds.
I'll send you directions closer to the time.
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-07-05 11:39:42 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2005-07-05 11:34:47 (#)
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I think I just blinded my left eye.
Thanks to your stupid challenge I may never be able to judge distance properly again.
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Me and the missus are off work the week starting the 8th of August, may come and pay you a visit depending on our/your plans.
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2005-07-05 11:34:47 EDT (#)
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I think I just blinded my left eye.
Thanks to your stupid challenge I may never be able to judge distance properly again.
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-07-05 11:28:59 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2005-07-05 11:26:42 (#)
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Don't be absurd Pock. I don't bathe. Ever. In anything.
Cookie, I said a fancy job title, theres nothing fancy about budgies they grow on trees. Sort of.
Anyhow, it'll take me a month to write 3 posts at the moment, but I'll consider it.
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A month? With your literacy skills I'd say the chances of you completing such a task before mankind has erased itself from the earth are on equal footing with the chances of me spontaneously turning into a rubber bum egg.
Tell you what I'll plus2 everything you've ever done if you can touch the tip of your nose without repeatedly bashing yourself in the face.
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2005-07-05 11:26:42 EDT (#)
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Don't be absurd Pock. I don't bathe. Ever. In anything.
Cookie, I said a fancy job title, theres nothing fancy about budgies they grow on trees. Sort of.
Anyhow, it'll take me a month to write 3 posts at the moment, but I'll consider it.
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-07-05 11:24:30 EDT (#)
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Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-07-05 11:22:44 (#)
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Additionally, none of my curtains are beefy, Dervel. They're ALL delicate and dainty like the petals of an orchid.
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Are they from ikea?
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-07-05 11:22:44 EDT (#)
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Additionally, none of my curtains are beefy, Dervel. They're ALL delicate and dainty like the petals of an orchid.
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-07-05 11:12:48 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2005-07-05 11:01:01 (#)
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Gism?
You're an idiot. Of this I am certain.
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Well I'm sure you can tell me the correct spelling seeing as you bathe in it daily.
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-07-05 11:02:57 EDT (#)
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Refer to this, Dervel.
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-07-05 10:16:11 (#)
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(Some tripe omitted)
Dervel, I now dub thee.... BudgieFucker. If you change your external name to BudgieFucker for your next 3 posts, I will go back and +2 EVERYTHING you have EVER written. Even alters, if you have any.
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2005-07-05 11:01:01 EDT (#)
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Gism?
You're an idiot. Of this I am certain.
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2005-07-05 10:55:25 EDT (#)
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Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-07-05 09:59:05 (#)
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Dervel, nuh uh. You're just cranky because I said Pock deserved a promotion. What have YOU done for your Empress lately?
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Missed the question early.
I think its what I haven't done that I deserve recognition for.
My cock hasn't been anywhere near your curtains be it the beefy ones or the floral ones. You should be grateful for that and reward me accordingly. I want a promotion, a fancy job title and a new official hat.
Mind you my peener hasn't been anywhere since I got this stupid budgie jammed on it.
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-07-05 10:51:48 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2005-07-05 10:44:23 (#)
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That was rubbish and thus proved that you're a gay.
My middle name begins with P not A and my first name is Richard not Rich.
My middle name is actually:
Pock
Advocates
Unscented
Lubricants
My middle name is rubbish.
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Rolling
In
cum
He's
A
Real
Dweeb
Full
Of
Gay
Gism
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2005-07-05 10:44:23 EDT (#)
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That was rubbish and thus proved that you're a gay.
My middle name begins with P not A and my first name is Richard not Rich.
My middle name is actually:
Pock
Advocates
Unscented
Lubricants
My middle name is rubbish.
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-07-05 10:41:19 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-07-05 10:38:27 (#)
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fear the zero.
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You did that by accident. We're friends you wouldn't dare do something so hurtful.
Now shine my shoes with your extensive curly bum hair!
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-07-05 10:38:27 EDT (#)
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fear the zero.
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-07-05 10:37:57 EDT (#)
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I was referring to the aforementioned gimpy ensign who's penis you were being so attentive to.
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-07-05 10:37:03 EDT (#)
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Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-07-05 10:22:04 (#)
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"mincy mincy mincer."
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA*pee*HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA
I love you.
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Thankyou, with Spam quite clearly defeated for a response we look to Dervel to bum up more support... oops sorry I meant drum, drum up more support.
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-07-05 10:35:39 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2005-07-05 10:32:23 (#)
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Pock you're the gay.
Why else would your name be an exact abbreviation of the below?
Pocks
Aspires
Unnatural
Love
He
Ingests
Blokes
Ball-batter
Especially
Rancid
Tramps
You're a hobo loving homo.
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Oh yeah... explain this then
Richard
Is
Completely
Homo
And
Fucks
Old
Gay
Guys
I'm guessing your middle name starts with A. It must do cause you're gay.
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2005-07-05 10:32:23 EDT (#)
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Pock you're the gay.
Why else would your name be an exact abbreviation of the below?
Pocks
Aspires
Unnatural
Love
He
Ingests
Blokes
Ball-batter
Especially
Rancid
Tramps
You're a hobo loving homo.
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-07-05 10:22:04 EDT (#)
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"mincy mincy mincer."
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA*pee*HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA
I love you.
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-07-05 10:19:11 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-07-05 10:13:23 (#)
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only a queer would use a term like 'Gay lingo' rather than give it it's proper Orwellian term: 'fagspeak'.
your mouth is probably too full of seamen to form the right words.
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seamen? in my mouth? Don't you mean semen dear boy? I think you're mincing your words, only a mincer would do such a thing. mincy mincy mincer.
God damn faggot gay queerite.
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-07-05 10:17:51 EDT (#)
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Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-07-05 10:16:11 (#)
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He said the more he humps its dead little beak, the squishier it gets, and the better it feels.
Dervel, I now dub thee.... BudgieFucker. If you change your external name to BudgieFucker for your next 3 posts, I will go back and +2 EVERYTHING you have EVER written. Even alters, if you have any.
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Ahahahaha... Budgiefucker... go change your name like a good little, well... budgiefucker.
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-07-05 10:16:11 EDT (#)
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He said the more he humps its dead little beak, the squishier it gets, and the better it feels.
Dervel, I now dub thee.... BudgieFucker. If you change your external name to BudgieFucker for your next 3 posts, I will go back and +2 EVERYTHING you have EVER written. Even alters, if you have any.
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-07-05 10:13:23 EDT (#)
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only a queer would use a term like 'Gay lingo' rather than give it it's proper Orwellian term: 'fagspeak'.
your mouth is probably too full of seamen to form the right words.
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-07-05 10:12:07 EDT (#)
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Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-07-05 10:09:07 (#)
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Pock, Dervel's got the budgie again.
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I thought he said he'd killed it weeks ago. Surely the smelly rat bastard isn't still sticking his tiny todger in it???
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-07-05 10:09:07 EDT (#)
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Pock, Dervel's got the budgie again.
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-07-05 10:04:55 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-07-05 10:00:27 (#)
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yeah, you'll be working the grill soon pock.
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You mean you wanna work my grill. Don't ask me what grill is code for. I'm not up on all this gay lingo like you two.
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-07-05 10:02:08 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2005-07-05 09:39:04 (#)
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Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-07-05 09:33:33 (#)
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Pock... you need a promotion... seriously. Every time I'm having a truly shit day, you go off on one of your rants, and it never fails to get the first giggle of the day from me.
Also, I agree with Dervel.
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Pock, just in case you're confused. Cookie is agreeing with me that you're a great steaming pile of camel poo. See the below:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/64480
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No Dervel, no confusion at all. Apart from you and your sexuality you raving queer
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-07-05 10:00:27 EDT (#)
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yeah, you'll be working the grill soon pock.
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-07-05 09:59:05 EDT (#)
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Dervel, nuh uh. You're just cranky because I said Pock deserved a promotion. What have YOU done for your Empress lately?
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-07-05 09:58:04 EDT (#)
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Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-07-05 09:33:33 (#)
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Pock... you need a promotion... seriously. Every time I'm having a truly shit day, you go off on one of your rants, and it never fails to get the first giggle of the day from me.
Also, I agree with Dervel.
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Wow, thankyou. All apart from the Dervel part. Don't ever agree with him!
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-07-05 09:50:36 EDT (#)
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I smoke the brands that say "cancer gaurenteed". Fuck em' they'll have a cure if I need it.
See that? That's positive thought that is. Positive thought can move mountains, Jebus said so.
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2005-07-05 09:39:04 EDT (#)
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Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-07-05 09:33:33 (#)
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Pock... you need a promotion... seriously. Every time I'm having a truly shit day, you go off on one of your rants, and it never fails to get the first giggle of the day from me.
Also, I agree with Dervel.
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Pock, just in case you're confused. Cookie is agreeing with me that you're a great steaming pile of camel poo. See the below:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/64480
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-07-05 09:33:33 EDT (#)
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Pock... you need a promotion... seriously. Every time I'm having a truly shit day, you go off on one of your rants, and it never fails to get the first giggle of the day from me.
Also, I agree with Dervel.
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2005-07-05 09:23:21 EDT (#)
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If you threw puke in William Shatners face, this is what he would say:
"I'm here giving you an interview and answering your questions and you do something really nasty. You're a jerk."
Then he'd go off in a huff for a bit, then he'd come back and everyone would cheer and say things like "William Shatner is great" and stuff.
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-07-05 09:05:25 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-07-05 08:59:25 (#)
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Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-07-05 07:56:07 (#)
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YOU LEAVE BILL SHATNER ALONE.
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I'm gonna throw puked up shat out frog guts IN HIS FACE!!!!
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Bill's too bad-ass to be caught out with the old shat-out-frog-guts-in-the-face gag. He'd duck and the brunt of the attack would be absorbed by the gimpy-looking Ensign who doesn't have a credit standing behind him.
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nu uh... Bill would stumble backwards and land impaled on the ensigns erection caused by my beautiful face.
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only because you'd been sucking him off 4 minutes beforehand.
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If by "sucking him off" you mean charming the arse off all present whilst single handedly whacking stupid old captain kirk in the testicles then you're absolutely right.
If you were there you'd cum in your pants at my glorious victory and then offer to suck me off. I would of course refuse and make you lick my boots clean.
Submitted by madsam31 (user info) at 2005-07-05 09:03:30 EDT (#)
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funny stuff
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-07-05 08:59:25 EDT (#)
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Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-07-05 08:43:27 (#)
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Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-07-05 08:39:41 (#)
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Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-07-05 08:05:28 (#)
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Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-07-05 07:56:07 (#)
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YOU LEAVE BILL SHATNER ALONE.
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I'm gonna throw puked up shat out frog guts IN HIS FACE!!!!
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Bill's too bad-ass to be caught out with the old shat-out-frog-guts-in-the-face gag. He'd duck and the brunt of the attack would be absorbed by the gimpy-looking Ensign who doesn't have a credit standing behind him.
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nu uh... Bill would stumble backwards and land impaled on the ensigns erection caused by my beautiful face.
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only because you'd been sucking him off 4 minutes beforehand.
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-07-05 08:43:27 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-07-05 08:39:41 (#)
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Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-07-05 08:05:28 (#)
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Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-07-05 07:56:07 (#)
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YOU LEAVE BILL SHATNER ALONE.
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I'm gonna throw puked up shat out frog guts IN HIS FACE!!!!
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Bill's too bad-ass to be caught out with the old shat-out-frog-guts-in-the-face gag. He'd duck and the brunt of the attack would be absorbed by the gimpy-looking Ensign who doesn't have a credit standing behind him.
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nu uh... Bill would stumble backwards and land impaled on the ensigns erection caused by my beautiful face.
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-07-05 08:39:41 EDT (#)
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Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-07-05 08:05:28 (#)
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Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-07-05 07:56:07 (#)
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YOU LEAVE BILL SHATNER ALONE.
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I'm gonna throw puked up shat out frog guts IN HIS FACE!!!!
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Bill's too bad-ass to be caught out with the old shat-out-frog-guts-in-the-face gag. He'd duck and the brunt of the attack would be absorbed by the gimpy-looking Ensign who doesn't have a credit standing behind him.
Submitted by LeavesTeethMarks (user info) at 2005-07-05 08:39:37 EDT (#)
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pip pip and cheerio
Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2005-07-05 08:30:44 EDT (#)
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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-07-05 07:40:38 (#)
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It is a statistically proven fact that everyone who has ever injested water has died.
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Huh? I haven't
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-07-05 08:17:29 EDT (#)
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just noticed the missing 'y' in the title. What a twat.
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-07-05 08:05:28 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-07-05 07:56:07 (#)
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YOU LEAVE BILL SHATNER ALONE.
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I'm gonna throw puked up shat out frog guts IN HIS FACE!!!!
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-07-05 07:56:07 EDT (#)
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YOU LEAVE BILL SHATNER ALONE.
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-07-05 07:55:30 EDT (#)
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Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-07-05 07:54:51 EDT (#)
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Having finished high school six months ago, I have only recently been exposed to the joys of daytime television. One thing I have noticed is EVERY SECOND COMMERCIAL is for a mobile ringtone or logo service. Sometimes they don't even say what the logos are, they just yell "GET THE LATEST COOL LOGOS ON YOUR MOBILE NOW!"
Submitted by missflibble (user info) at 2005-07-05 07:49:06 EDT (#)
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THE CRAZY FROG SHOULD DIE.
Submitted by funk_boy (user info) at 2005-07-05 07:48:25 EDT (#)
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Not only do most things give you cancer, but a year after discovering these things give you cancer they then discover most of these things definately dont give you cancer..
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-07-05 07:40:38 EDT (#)
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It is a statistically proven fact that everyone who has ever injested water has died.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-07-05 07:38:33 EDT (#)
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fuck the craz frog.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2005-07-05 07:38:13 EDT (#)
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It is a statistically proven fact that all, ALL lung cancer sufferers have at one point breathed.