Is a blow job from your sister wrong (4665 hits)
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Submitted by Xcuses (View user info) at 2005-07-05 09:20:07 EDT
Is a blow job from your sister wrong?
I'm just asking...
Let's examine this a little closer. For all you men out there who have a sister or several, don't, I repeat DON'T picture her or them.........that's step one and very crucial. If you don't have any sisters, think of a cousin or something.
Most guys have received "oral pleasures" from at least one hot chick in their life if not several hotties. This post is not about fucking, no anal play conversations here. Just good ole' getting your Johnson sucked but I'm getting away from my point.
Now picture how hawt that chick was that gave you the awesome head. It might be the same girl that licked your balls for the first time but not necessarily. I know all you little fuckers out there are smiling right now, just at the mere suggestion that "that girl" is right about to call you. Forget it; you're an internet geek now-get over it.
So now, lets just say that girl with the DSL's is licking your pole...and you are a little drunk, possibly high...you're telling me if you replace the label "girlfriend" for dare I say it......"sister" it changes everything?
TEST IT OUT
Close your eyes for just a minute and picture this...her lips are wrapped around your man meat. As you lay back, enjoying every slurpy sound she makes, you feel total relaxation. You're grinning from ear to ear, you're wasted, you're right about to blow your stack, and you take a quick peek-a-boo.......... It's yer seester. If she were that hottie we were talking about before, would it be so bad?
YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME
Picture the hottest girl you have ever seen. Could be an actress, could be a street walker doesn't matter. With your wit and awesome physique (I'm trying to help your confidence) you land this chick square on your joystick, with her collagen inflated lips. Afterwards, you find out she's your long lost sister from way back. If it were sooooo wrong, why did it feel soooooo right?
There you have boys and girls. Your suspicions of me are true. I'm a little on the perverted side. The thoughts that go running through my head are not always "pure". Excuse me if I stare at your breasts since you decided to have them hanging out for all the world to see. I like "younger" woman. Is that so wrong?
I'm just asking
Inspiration: Lake Unknown
Activity: Fishing on my buddies boat
Time: July 2nd 7:15am
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Submitted by inbreakingnewsT.A.N. (user info) at 2005-09-23 09:55:23 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-08-10 16:09:22 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2005-08-10 15:45:49 (#)
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sometimes i think i'm really fucked sideways for what can spring into my mind.
then i come on uber and read a post like this.
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and what...totally redeem myself?
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2005-08-10 15:45:49 EDT (#)
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sometimes i think i'm really fucked sideways for what can spring into my mind.
then i come on uber and read a post like this.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-08-10 15:01:13 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Deidra (user info) at 2005-08-10 14:21:45 (#)
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Yes, she's only 16!
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oh the fun I could have...
Submitted by Deidra (user info) at 2005-08-10 14:21:45 EDT (#)
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Yes, she's only 16!
Submitted by RaineLark (user info) at 2005-07-13 19:56:47 EDT (#)
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Super
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-07-11 16:21:52 EDT (#)
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Ohhhhh, I would never do that. Just a fun hypothetical to write about
I'd much prefer a stranger from the internet
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2005-07-11 08:12:24 EDT (#)
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Well, depends how good she is I'd imagine...
Ask your sister and let me know... or film it if you prefer..
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-07-07 23:10:08 EDT (#)
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Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-07-05 10:13:30 (#)
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Thank you, Carlos Mencia. I've got your show qued up to Tivo tomorrow.
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ahahahaahahaha, I just saw that advertised yesterday. I had no idea what the fuck you were talking about
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-07-07 23:07:58 EDT (#)
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My sister read it...
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-07-06 17:32:54 EDT (#)
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Illegal. I don't actually want to do it, for fuck's sake. She's family by heart, if not by blood. It was just a moral question; whether it's wrong or not.
Obviously a faux pas, but morally wrong? It was just a question that neither of us could answer.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-07-06 17:07:40 EDT (#)
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Submitted by ILL34GL3 (user info) at 2005-07-06 15:24:23 (#)
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No wonder you approve of nazi rantings you sick piece of shit.
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looks like someone forgot to put their sarcastic sunglasses on.
I just wish I knew what the fuck ILL34GL3 was trying to say
Submitted by ILL34GL3 (user info) at 2005-07-06 15:24:23 EDT (#)
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No wonder you approve of nazi rantings you sick piece of shit.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-07-06 14:12:07 EDT (#)
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Instead of writing a rant post, I'll do it here. My co-worker is getting dumber by the day. If I were is dumb as him, I would totally shoot myself. OK- done now.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-07-06 08:58:12 EDT (#)
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Williamson, I say go for it dude...
But then again, your getting advice from a self proclaimed pervert
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-07-06 08:08:54 EDT (#)
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Thanks for ruining my libido for twenty years...
Better question:
I have a step-cousin. Totally unrelated by blood and we're rather close.
She tries to set me up to fuck her friends but they're all dirty whores and I'm turned off by the looming STD's. I once told her in jest it'd be just as easy if I just fucked her instead which led to a moral query: is that wrong?
We couldn't figure it out. Not related at all by blood. We became step-cousins when we were babies. Basically the same age. Figure that one out.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-07-06 07:46:24 EDT (#)
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Well wasn't this fun...
For my next post, "Grandma, is that your hand?" Stay tuned
Submitted by FelizJbirth (user info) at 2005-07-05 23:03:10 EDT (#)
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There's absolutely nothing wrong with me getting a blowjob from your sister.
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-07-05 22:40:52 EDT (#)
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I wouldnt mind a beejer from your sister
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-07-05 19:40:34 EDT (#)
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You are a sick man. And that makes you interesting.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-07-05 19:13:21 EDT (#)
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I always picture myself having sex with my old friend's sister and sometimes I'd pretend it was my sister. It made me feel dirty... and it felt soooo right.
Submitted by morontian (user info) at 2005-07-05 18:56:53 EDT (#)
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Being adopted, this is always going to be a risk for me.
Concerning the family I grew up in....like I said, I'm adopted.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2005-07-05 14:36:19 EDT (#)
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A question that should answer itself...
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-07-05 14:14:24 EDT (#)
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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2005-07-05 14:09:48 (#)
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Oy, you are one twisted man!
I don't have any siblings, but sometimes when I interact with a male, I try to picture myself giving him a blowjob.
Sometimes the result is horrible.
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I may be twisted, but that's what makes me so CHARMING hahahahaha
It's not like I've let my sister blow me.........yet (jokes people jokes)
Picture me getting a blow job from you........how are those results?
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2005-07-05 14:12:26 EDT (#)
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Submitted by crazybutsolazy (user info) at 2005-07-05 13:47:24 (#)
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Well I guess since I'm a girl I should change that to is getting eaten out by your brother wrong? hahaha not quite sure how I'd react
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Yes.....your sister however is another matter.
mmmm.
I have to go and...er work out.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-07-05 14:11:11 EDT (#)
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Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2005-07-05 11:02:20 (#)
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"No woman is ugly with your dick in her mouth."
Even if she is, for God's sake don't tell her!
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2005-07-05 14:09:48 EDT (#)
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Oy, you are one twisted man!
I don't have any siblings, but sometimes when I interact with a male, I try to picture myself giving him a blowjob.
Sometimes the result is horrible.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-07-05 13:58:18 EDT (#)
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Submitted by crazybutsolazy (user info) at 2005-07-05 13:47:24 (#)
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Well I guess since I'm a girl I should change that to is getting eaten out by your brother wrong? hahaha not quite sure how I'd react
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I think that is hilarious that you would even consider your brother going down on you, what's wrong with you
buwahahahahaahaha
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-07-05 13:52:17 EDT (#)
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<feels guilty>
Submitted by crazybutsolazy (user info) at 2005-07-05 13:47:24 EDT (#)
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Well I guess since I'm a girl I should change that to is getting eaten out by your brother wrong? hahaha not quite sure how I'd react
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-07-05 12:42:24 EDT (#)
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Submitted by TheGirlWithoutATitle (user info) at 2005-07-05 10:55:03 (#)
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Is a blow job from your sister wrong
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Yes.
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I guess I have to call your brother back. He'll be so disappointed too
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-07-05 12:03:12 EDT (#)
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what's morally wrong is usually fun
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-07-05 12:03:09 EDT (#)
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Submitted by swamp_donkey (user info) at 2005-07-05 10:33:18 (#)
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The only way I can see this being wrong is if she's sucking you off at the same time your dad's ramming her ass. Other than that, it's all fair.
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2005-07-05 11:32:45 EDT (#)
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Thought provoking. Here's mine
http://www.ubersite.com/m/59807
Submitted by ubetidid (user info) at 2005-07-05 11:12:58 EDT (#)
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it might be wrong, but, really, when has that ever stopped you?
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-07-05 11:05:02 EDT (#)
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I am now disturbed...
Ew...
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2005-07-05 11:02:20 EDT (#)
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"No woman is ugly with your dick in her mouth."
Even if she is, for God's sake don't tell her!
Submitted by TheGirlWithoutATitle (user info) at 2005-07-05 10:55:03 EDT (#)
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Is a blow job from your sister wrong
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Yes.
Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2005-07-05 10:52:32 EDT (#)
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Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-07-05 09:48:04 (#)
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"No woman is ugly with your dick in her mouth."
I saw that on a men's room wall when I was in the army.
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Nice. I've got to remember that.
Submitted by manicvelocity (user info) at 2005-07-05 10:49:22 EDT (#)
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My step-sister once told me she would have sex with me if given the chance. She's hotter than hell.
Submitted by swamp_donkey (user info) at 2005-07-05 10:33:18 EDT (#)
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The only way I can see this being wrong is if she's sucking you off at the same time your dad's ramming her ass. Other than that, it's all fair.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-07-05 10:24:24 EDT (#)
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I've never actually been able to cum after oral sex. Maybe I've just never had good head but I wonder whether or not it's just not possible for me to orgasm that way.
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-07-05 10:13:30 EDT (#)
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Thank you, Carlos Mencia. I've got your show qued up to Tivo tomorrow.
Submitted by Chazzy (user info) at 2005-07-05 09:49:21 EDT (#)
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'I'm a "little" on the perverted side.'
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-07-05 09:48:04 EDT (#)
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"No woman is ugly with your dick in her mouth."
I saw that on a men's room wall when I was in the army.
Submitted by NikkiSixx (user info) at 2005-07-05 09:43:56 EDT (#)
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Picture your mother sucking my dick, actually, don't worry about it, I'll send the photos over...
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2005-07-05 09:42:14 EDT (#)
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Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2005-07-05 09:22:24 (#)
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Only if you cum in her mouth.
Cumming on her face, tits or anywhere else is fair game.
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2005-07-05 09:36:04 EDT (#)
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i know in austrlia it is actually illegal to fuck your siblings, which suprised me a bit
not sure about having them suck you off though
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-07-05 09:26:13 EDT (#)
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I like to stir up the pot every now and again
Submitted by fudgepacker (user info) at 2005-07-05 09:25:42 EDT (#)
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first off, ew. you suck sick twist.
second, it's only wrong if you let her snowball the jizz back in your mouth.
you sick man.
my sister is hot.
huh?
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-07-05 09:22:41 EDT (#)
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It's only wrong if she finds out about it.
Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2005-07-05 09:22:24 EDT (#)
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Only if you cum in her mouth.
Cumming on her face, tits or anywhere else is fair game.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-07-05 09:22:13 EDT (#)
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I'm going to go with "yes."
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-07-05 09:21:22 EDT (#)
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Well kinda.