Do's And Don'ts Of Text-Based Sex (3735 hits)
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Submitted by Lechuga (View user info) at 2005-07-05 12:06:27 EDT
Credit to JMG114 for my inspiriation and making my life worth living.
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Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-04-25 13:22:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-04-25 12:33:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
meeeeeeh
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-12-08 22:12:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
meh
Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2005-12-08 21:45:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I salute you.
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2005-12-08 21:14:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
This was a 0 until this:
Any reason for the -2? Because clearly you justified why.
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I didn't find this funny, so what? I am allowed to rate it as I see fit, am I not?
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I wanted a reason fuckbasket, not your piss-poor excuse to give me a -2.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-12-08 20:52:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2005-12-08 20:42:09 (#)
Ranking: 0
This wasn't really funny, but I like Lechuga.
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Lisa, you never cease to fucking rock my socks. You must be such an ANGRY lil tomcat in bed
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2005-12-08 20:42:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
This wasn't really funny, but I like Lechuga.
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2005-12-08 20:29:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
ENGORGE
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-12-08 20:25:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
How did I MISS THIS?
bauahauahauahauahahahah et al.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-12-08 20:17:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hahaha how did I miss this
Submitted by ThatOneGirl (user info) at 2005-12-08 20:06:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-07-24 17:30:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/71553#1475761 <- Friendly explanation.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-07-15 11:03:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
still funny
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2005-07-08 03:51:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yes! No more nights of meaningless no-strings-attached sex with multiple hot women for me!
Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2005-07-07 04:33:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hilarious!
Submitted by awj002 (user info) at 2005-07-07 00:25:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
it could have had that extra, i don't know what. maybe some boobs at the end
Submitted by Lechuga (user info) at 2005-07-06 20:58:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Jimthefeind: You may link it, don't post it. Hyperlinks, they're a wonderful thing.
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2005-07-06 20:16:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-07-06 16:57:00 (#)
Ranking: 2
sexy texting or texty sexing?
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Hahahah...!
Submitted by disAbled (user info) at 2005-07-06 19:55:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
No Comment
Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-07-06 18:49:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Can I post that on my site?
I will of course give the appropriate credits.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-07-06 16:57:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
sexy texting or texty sexing?
Submitted by Girlwithaclue (user info) at 2005-07-06 16:39:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Why do you always have to share our sex secrets on the internet!!!
<walks away pissed>
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-07-06 14:03:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
needs more Loki...
Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2005-07-06 09:53:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
By the sandals of Jesus, this was fan-blimmin'-tastic.
Submitted by Nator (user info) at 2005-07-06 09:44:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"ENGORGE"
That was hilarious.
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-07-06 08:11:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"Plug your nose."
Submitted by thinning_temples (user info) at 2005-07-06 06:11:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Brillaint.
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2005-07-06 05:14:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
-Penetrate me with your vascular flesh-tube!
-ENGORGE
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Perfect. The whole thing was perfect.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-07-06 04:41:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-07-06 02:30:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hhaha
Submitted by Tokerson (user info) at 2005-07-06 00:50:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Meh...
Submitted by MrWillard (user info) at 2005-07-05 23:50:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
OH GOD ITS IN MY HAIR
Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2005-07-05 23:39:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Have a -2 for being a dumbass piece of shit.
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2005-07-05 21:51:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2005-07-05 21:42:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Pretty funny. Could've been better, though.
Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2005-07-05 21:28:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I just had cyber sex with my friend Mike and incorporated your tips. By the toenails of Dionysus, thanks to you.
Submitted by transhuman (user info) at 2005-07-05 21:07:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
heh heh heh
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-07-05 20:42:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Lechuga (user info) at 2005-07-05 20:42:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by your_brown_eyed_girl (user info) at 2005-07-05 20:37:53 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Lechuga (user info) at 2005-07-05 20:28:29 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by your_brown_eyed_girl (user info) at 2005-07-05 19:56:31 (#)
Ranking: -2
Give me a break.
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Any reason for the -2? Because clearly you justified why.
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I didn't find this funny, so what? I am allowed to rate it as I see fit, am I not?
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I wanted a reason fuckbasket, not your piss-poor excuse to give me a -2.
Submitted by your_brown_eyed_girl (user info) at 2005-07-05 20:37:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Lechuga (user info) at 2005-07-05 20:28:29 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by your_brown_eyed_girl (user info) at 2005-07-05 19:56:31 (#)
Ranking: -2
Give me a break.
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Any reason for the -2? Because clearly you justified why.
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I didn't find this funny, so what? I am allowed to rate it as I see fit, am I not?
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-07-05 20:31:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I think brown eyed girl exists to break streaks. I've never seen it do anything else.
Submitted by Lechuga (user info) at 2005-07-05 20:28:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by your_brown_eyed_girl (user info) at 2005-07-05 19:56:31 (#)
Ranking: -2
Give me a break.
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Any reason for the -2? Because clearly you justified why.
Submitted by morontian (user info) at 2005-07-05 20:24:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Nothing left to say
Submitted by Lucylou (user info) at 2005-07-05 20:14:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I;m enjoying the uber picture stories...
Made me laugh (embarrassing because I'm in a meeting on a laptop).
Submitted by your_brown_eyed_girl (user info) at 2005-07-05 19:56:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Give me a break.
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-07-05 19:43:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by sixxforty (user info) at 2005-07-05 18:50:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2005-07-05 18:47:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Bwahahahaha!
Great stuff
P.S. eat babies..hahaha. Weird!
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2005-07-05 18:34:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Dude, that was friggin' hilarious!
Submitted by THX1138 (user info) at 2005-07-05 18:04:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That's happened to me ao many times...
Submitted by Foonbo (user info) at 2005-07-05 17:13:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-07-05 16:56:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Compeltely and utterly awesome.
I mean,
COMPALTELY AND UTERLY AEWSOMA11!1!!!1 OMG WTF LOL
Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2005-07-05 16:43:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Y HALO THAR WUD U LIEK 2 CYBERSECKS?
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Hahaha
Submitted by Hotpocket4you (user info) at 2005-07-05 16:37:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I approve
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-07-05 16:36:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/69987
leik cuz i feel like linkwhoreing, kay?
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2005-07-05 16:17:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Thank you for this thoughtful piece.
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2005-07-05 16:14:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
*gigglesnort*
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-07-05 15:12:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
great!
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-07-05 13:57:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This was made of every type of awesome known to man.
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-07-05 13:52:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-07-05 13:32:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"By the Beard of Zeus!"
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-07-05 13:18:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Just one more reason to purchase one of Dan's "Y HALO THAR, BUTTSECKS?" shirts
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-07-05 13:16:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Thanks for giving away my secrets, bastard.
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-07-05 13:09:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
" MY EYES! MY BEAUTIFUL EYES!" Hehehehe
Submitted by Viciousriffs (user info) at 2005-07-05 13:07:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HAWWWT MY LUBBER!
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2005-07-05 13:06:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-07-05 13:00:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Norse mythology = auto +2
This crashed Uber for a minute when you posted it.
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2005-07-05 12:56:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This should be rated highter.
Submitted by Ejryuu (user info) at 2005-07-05 12:52:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I cast level 3 eroticism. You become a beautiful woman.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-07-05 12:49:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I can't get this to download. Will you e-mail the pic to me pleeeeeease?
missmunkeypants.at.gmail.com
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-07-05 12:49:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
noted.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-07-05 12:46:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Y HALLO THARE.
Submitted by TimmBuck2 (user info) at 2005-07-05 12:46:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"Plug your nose"
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-07-05 12:38:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
oooooooooh.. I was hoping Yoda would make an apperance. I guess I can't have everything!
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-07-05 12:35:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
do I need to comment?
Submitted by Vulva (user info) at 2005-07-05 12:33:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I am gonna tell my next sexual partner to "plug your nose" for the money shot, and see the actual reaction I get from her. I will share with the class in a later post.
Submitted by RaineLark (user info) at 2005-07-05 12:32:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2005-07-05 12:31:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Leshugasnack212
*writes down*
Submitted by Gnome (user info) at 2005-07-05 12:28:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
good fun.
Submitted by AwesomeJohnson (user info) at 2005-07-05 12:23:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
owe! my resolution!
hilarious
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-07-05 12:16:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
And now it has finally loaded, and it is funny, so a +2.
Submitted by crazybutsolazy (user info) at 2005-07-05 12:15:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hahaha nicely done
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-07-05 12:15:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Good idea.
Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2005-07-05 12:12:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
OMFG!!!1 JEEZUS IZ MY FAVRIT NORSS GOD!!!!!!11
Submitted by vettesrule88 (user info) at 2005-07-05 12:11:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
LIEK T0TLEE FCUK ME!!!!!!!!1111!1eleven
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-07-05 12:11:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I can NOT get this to load...
BUt since it has two other +1's, I'll assume it's worthy, and maybe see it later.
Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2005-07-05 12:11:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yay!
Submitted by quack (user info) at 2005-07-05 12:10:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
moderately funny.
the image only took 3 years to load, too!
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-07-05 12:10:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
You sure like these posts don't you...they do entertain me