what do you do? (987 hits)
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Submitted by tyler stein <shortfatcat.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2003-05-01 17:43:10 EDT
just wondering what people do for a living or if they don't do anything, stuff like that.
I am only 17 and i gather that this is below the normal age, most of you go here while you are at work, i go here while i am at school. hey, i get to go home now YAY!
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Submitted by Otter (user info) at 2003-05-04 09:59:31 EDT (#)
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BTW--Murph, don't get too excited over in the UK, most british men only APPEAR to be gay, but they aren't:)
Submitted by Otter (user info) at 2003-05-04 09:55:43 EDT (#)
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High-priced call girl.
Submitted by IndianOcean (user info) at 2003-05-02 13:33:04 EDT (#)
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I am a pro poker player.
Submitted by Crash3087 (user info) at 2003-05-02 01:43:02 EDT (#)
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Skitty is my wife, and her other job is making my life hell when i'm not at work slaving away.
Submitted by skitty (user info) at 2003-05-02 00:12:43 EDT (#)
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i cut small pieces of human body parts.
no really. this is no joke. this is really what i do. i also assist in autopsies.
Submitted by Quartermain (user info) at 2003-05-01 23:30:16 EDT (#)
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Damn, all the pirate/viking/evil overlord jokes have been done already.
Ummm..you ever see Clint Eastwood in The Good, the Bad and the Ugly? Thats what I do, except I'm even more of a badass about it than he was.
Submitted by momanlad (user info) at 2003-05-01 21:27:27 EDT (#)
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Jokes about rape always strike a personal chord with me
Submitted by TheMan (user info) at 2003-05-01 21:12:34 EDT (#)
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When I'm not on the computer, I'm usually busy raping the fields and pillaging the women. Wait-scratch that, reverse it.
Submitted by momanlad (user info) at 2003-05-01 21:02:09 EDT (#)
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What?? Am i to take it that you don't know what that means!! Pillock is a British coloqialism for say twat, plonker, dickhead, willy, cock piece, knob jockey etc.
I looked at one of your previous posts hidden, says you wanted to get deployed. What does that mean?? What jobs gets you deployed apart from the army??
Submitted by Snipa at 2003-05-01 21:02:02 EDT (#)
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17 year olds are the best, I'm a pirate for a living! Arrrrr.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-05-01 20:57:43 EDT (#)
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what the fuck are YOU talking about? pillock?
Submitted by momanlad (user info) at 2003-05-01 20:47:33 EDT (#)
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What the fuck are you talking about you pillock?
Submitted by jeetkunetony (user info) at 2003-05-01 20:46:29 EDT (#)
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I do martial arts. so bring it on pussies
Submitted by momanlad (user info) at 2003-05-01 20:44:28 EDT (#)
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There is sex to be had in England, all you need is a cup of tea and and a some marmite on toast!! As an American you could do well here on the proviso that you are not fat, do not eat hamburgers all the time and have do not have no idea about anything but America itself. Needless to say that precludes 95.7% of all Americans!! (Note the deliberate yank baiting which i am so fond of)
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-05-01 20:22:14 EDT (#)
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"FUCK YOU GONNA DO BITCHASS?"
hahahahaha
nothing is funnier than leaving off the "you" and just starting a sentence with fuck. i do it all the time.
Submitted by Heyitsmaurine (user info) at 2003-05-01 20:15:01 EDT (#)
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I live.... i plot the death of others... hrm thats about it
Submitted by Murphy1844 (user info) at 2003-05-01 19:44:09 EDT (#)
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The English have sex??? Damn, I need to leave the states...
Submitted by chipolatte (user info) at 2003-05-01 19:26:10 EDT (#)
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rape, kill, and plunder mostly. argh. im a viking!
hee hee
Submitted by oddzandendz (user info) at 2003-05-01 19:21:25 EDT (#)
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I beat up 17 year old's sisters.......FUCK YOU GONNA DO BITCHASS?
Submitted by momanlad (user info) at 2003-05-01 19:14:40 EDT (#)
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I am a 22 year old student bloke studying at a university in England. I have just finished a 45 page dissertation and two 12 page essays in the last few weeks, uber has kept my attention whilst not doing that.
Tommorrow i go home to the suburbs of London to see my 20 year old girl who i haven't seen or banged in a while. I have a party to go to on Saturday.
I have been in education since i was 5 years old, i feel institutionalised.
I have noticed a growth in beer gut in the recent year since i a)stopped going to the gym and b)drink on average 8 pints when i go out, which is often as i am student and can miss lectures. We can drink at 18 here, its not that strict and i have been boozing since 16, hence i harbour concerns for my liver.
i can't wait to get a job.
In the last year i started smoking fags again (thats cigerettes to the Americans), i will quit on the 11th July after my graduation ball.
I can't wait to get a job.
I currently have -£200 pounds in the bank having just recieved a £1180 loan installment from the student loans company.
I can't wait to get a job.
Currently i am sitting here drinking a can of Carlsberg Export 5% premium lager.
When i have finished this i will get another from the fridge taking my tally to 7 for the night...i have not been out, i finished my work and then sat in my front room watching TV and drinking.
I can't wait to get a job.
Anything else you want to know??
Submitted by chicagogirl <bussyzmom.at.aol.com> at 2003-05-01 17:55:46 EDT (#)
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I c-u-p
Submitted by antluvdog (user info) at 2003-05-01 17:55:09 EDT (#)
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I kill people, cut their ears off, let them dry out, and sell them at flea markets. You're next. Clean your ears the next time you shower.
Submitted by Murphy1844 (user info) at 2003-05-01 17:49:14 EDT (#)
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Oh, fuck me... another teen. My patience has expired. Go away.
Murphy
Submitted by streetpunk (user info) at 2003-05-01 17:49:11 EDT (#)
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I am in the business of selling children for sex acts. Most of them are from Somalia and when they come to me with the money and ask me for food, I bitch slap them and tell them to know thier place.
Peace,
STREETPUNK