Joke A Day (May 15, 2000) (694 hits)
Category: HumorRating: -0.4 on 6 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by jokeaday.at.jokeaday.com (Joke A Day) at 2000-05-15 04:35:13 EDT
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User Reviews
Submitted by Fabish (user info) at 2004-11-21 15:14:03 EST (#)
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I read this four times and never found a joke in the text.
I was reading between the lines.
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2004-11-21 15:05:38 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by CoachMagirk27 (user info) at 2004-11-21 14:45:34 EST (#)
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this is old news
Submitted by ckoewing (user info) at 2004-11-21 14:33:07 EST (#)
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wow i just realived how fooking old this is, zakalwe, what possesed you to bring this back up??
Submitted by ckoewing (user info) at 2004-11-21 14:30:29 EST (#)
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spam is for people who like spam, in both sences of the word, we don't like either.
i hope you didn't think the jokes were good, i sure hope not.
+2 for the plain fact of making fun of newsletters.
-2 for shitty jokes
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2004-11-21 14:17:52 EST (#)
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