Ubersite, You make me a Dad (612 hits)
Category: NoneRating: -0.67 on 13 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Duke Diggler (View user info) at 2005-07-07 03:42:04 EDT
After nearly a year of reading and writing with you, Ubersite, I think we might as well get married. I simply won't stand for having a child out of wedlock.
But why did you forget to take your fucking birth control pill!?!?!?!
And what should we name him/her/it when he/she/it is born?
Fuck it, I'm not going to have a kid with you.
Either you abort the abomination of a child or I stab your large pregnant belly with a coat hanger.
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Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2005-07-17 17:08:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
tits=auto+2?
moron...
eat some auto -2's for that.
(I won't read the posts coz youre a stupid teenie)
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-07-08 08:27:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Nice creativity, fuckstain.
Keep pounding away at CAD, monkey boy.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-07-07 16:51:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I think Smithers picked me because of my motivational skills.
-- Homer Simpson
Homer the Smithers
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-07-07 04:12:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Bandwagon +2
Submitted by baking_Lady (user info) at 2005-07-07 04:08:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
killing babbies isn't phunny.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2005-07-07 03:58:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
We live in a society of laws. Why do you think I took you to all those
"Police Academy" movies? For fun? Well, I didn't hear anybody laughin',
did you?
-- Homer Simpson
Marge Be Not Proud
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2005-07-07 03:51:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-07-07 03:50:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Dammit, I'm no supervising technician. I'm a technical supervisor. It's
too late to teach this old dog new tricks.
-- Homer Simpson
Homer's Odyssey
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-07-07 03:48:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh, the guys are work are going to have a field day with this.
-- Homer Simpson
The Call of the Simpsons
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-07-07 03:48:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Stealing?! How could you?! Haven't you learned anything from that
guy who gives those sermons at church? Captain What's-his-name?
-- Homer Simpson
Marge Be Not Proud
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-07-07 03:45:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
NOT ANOTHER FUCKING BANDWAGON
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-07-07 03:44:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
uhhh
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-07-07 03:43:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Reverend Lovejoy:
Homer, this is really low.
Homer: Not as low as my low, low prices!
Mr. Plow