Happy Birthday MynameisTim (857 hits)
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Submitted by Munkeypants AKA Munkeynuts (View user info) at 2005-07-07 08:39:01 EDT
Thank god his birthday falls on a thursday, eh?
All right ladies and germs. I would like to take this moment to give a shout out to
my boy MynameisTim on his very special birthday.
Timnuts is one of my favorite people to hang out with. When he is not doing drunken cartwheels
after trying to fistfight traffic you can find him riding his bike, cruisin down the Westside Highway
in his awesome car, eating sushi, or watching chicks through the hole in the shower room Porky's style. If
not for Tim I would never have been to the most awesomest bar in the whole wide world, McSorley's in NYC.
GO MCSORLEYS WOOOOO.
Now, normally I would give my friends,
boy or girl, oral pleasures and a nice dinner on their birthday but
alas, he lives far far away in the stinky state of NJ.
Since I can't do that the next best thing would be a tribute post.
Since I can't do that the next best thing would be a tribute post.
Let's start with Vegas Ubercon http://www.ubersite.com/m/62063
Let me tell you that Tim was about 82% of the laughter that went on the whole
weekend. Or you can just read Jay's version of events http://www.ubersite.com/m/61970
Trust me when I say that this dude is fucking awesome to hang with for a night on
the town!
Memories of summers past :
http://www.ubersite.com/m/64546 Reminiscing of summers past. I really like this post.
Tim the Red Sox Fan WOOOOO :
http://www.ubersite.com/m/50276 Personally, I am rather fond of this post as A) it is about Boston/Red Sox and b) Tim admits that he wishes he was a woman.
Cool according to Tim :
http://www.ubersite.com/m/68681 Tim's list of cool stuff which includes, but is not limited to,
Ecto Cooler, Thresher sharks, and blue urinal cakes.
The big question is, Which hurts more? Vag bleeding or blue balls?
http://www.ubersite.com/m/63042 Tim, Tigerlilly, Hadooknen, and I debated on this all day as our work piled up and our bosses screamed. Although there was no final tally I believe we have come to the conclusion that VAG BLEEDING HURTS MORE!
A question we all ask at some point in our lives :
Who would win in a fight, a midget or a retard? http://www.ubersite.com/m/57515
So Timnuts, just wanted to wish you a very happy birthday and many more.
I just had to inclue my favorite picture of Tim in Vegas. He was quite tipsy and decided
to crawl under a statue of some roman or jester and play the bongos on his thighs.
User Reviews
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-07-07 23:34:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Sox blow
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-07-07 23:16:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by fudgepacker (user info) at 2005-07-07 17:28:43 (#)
Ranking: 2
YEAH! HAPPY BIRTHDAY MAN!
and just for you, tim, and since i haven't gotten you anything, i will offer the following JUST THIS ONCE:
go red sox w00!
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AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA GO SOX WOOOO
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-07-07 17:49:13 EDT (#)
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TIMMAH!
I wanted to call him that all weekend in Vegas, but I was afriad we'd get into a cripple fight...
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-07-07 17:37:16 EDT (#)
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Can I get some oral on MY birthday?
Submitted by fudgepacker (user info) at 2005-07-07 17:28:43 EDT (#)
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YEAH! HAPPY BIRTHDAY MAN!
and just for you, tim, and since i haven't gotten you anything, i will offer the following JUST THIS ONCE:
go red sox w00!
i feel so dirty now.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-07-07 14:00:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
My birthday is Saturday, and I have tomorrow off work...
Submitted by LiquidPaper (user info) at 2005-07-07 13:34:32 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2005-07-07 13:21:58 (#)
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Happy Birthday, dude.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2005-07-07 13:21:58 EDT (#)
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Happy Birthday, dude.
Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2005-07-07 12:21:42 EDT (#)
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Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-07-07 09:10:24 (#)
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Rizzo, urbane, and jared
do any of you have any vegas pics?
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i didn't even bring my camera to vegas. You think i wanted evidence of that trip????
Submitted by krissi (user info) at 2005-07-07 10:54:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Happy Birthday Tim, you sexy beast. :)
Submitted by B-Nizzo (user info) at 2005-07-07 10:46:56 EDT (#)
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What? A birthday present? I don't know, how about a +2.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-07-07 10:38:04 EDT (#)
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Oral pleasures and a dinner on birthdays?!?
Will you be my friend? :-p
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2005-07-07 10:00:52 EDT (#)
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Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2005-07-07 09:56:41 (#)
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That it quite possibly the second gayest picture I have ever seen.
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why? i think its the eighteenth hetereosexualest picture i have ever seen.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-07-07 09:58:22 EDT (#)
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"When he is not doing drunken cartwheels
after trying to fistfight traffic"
+2 for this line alone.
And I think it's very courteous that you add line breaks to your posts regardless of the picture size.
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2005-07-07 09:56:41 EDT (#)
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That it quite possibly the second gayest picture I have ever seen.
Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2005-07-07 09:18:05 EDT (#)
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HB Timmy!
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-07-07 09:10:24 EDT (#)
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Rizzo, urbane, and jared
do any of you have any vegas pics?
Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2005-07-07 09:06:59 EDT (#)
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Tim's my honky.
Submitted by antluvdog (user info) at 2005-07-07 09:02:02 EDT (#)
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You punk ass motherfucker!
Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2005-07-07 09:00:17 EDT (#)
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happy birthday, grouch
Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2005-07-07 08:59:12 EDT (#)
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Woo!
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-07-07 08:58:39 EDT (#)
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I think the Tribute post was really nice.......I'd take the hummer though.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-07-07 08:54:56 EDT (#)
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I just got fired for singing the birthday song
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-07-07 08:51:50 EDT (#)
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hitwhore.
eric rice.
MPHAMNITF.
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2005-07-07 08:48:43 EDT (#)
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do you h ave any more pictures like that?
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2005-07-07 08:46:36 EDT (#)
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yay! go me!
thanks paula, that was nice!
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2005-07-07 08:46:20 EDT (#)
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Tim rules all over the place.
Happy Birthday!
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-07-07 08:42:21 EDT (#)
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That picture is hilarious.