Ubersite, you make me scantily clad (SPT) (664 hits)
Category: HumorRating: 0.12 on 13 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by SG The Platypus Master (View user info) at 2005-07-07 10:02:19 EDT
So one day I was walking out of my house when a man jumped from behind my window and crashed through window and jumped in front of me all in one second. Then I said "Yes", and when I said "Yes", I meant it whole heartedly because I was a Roundabout and DO DO DODO DO DO DO DO!
Then he stole my clothes and I was left with nothing but my Power Rangers underwear.
So I chased after him for a long time through the meadows and the ocean and the forest and then he was run over by George Bush riding a bike and I found out that the man was a Police Officer.
And I said "Who is behind this?"
And he said, "I am."
And then I looked behind this and he was in fact right there.
Then I saw a pool and I jumped in but then I found out that the pool was infested with poop and it clung to me and made me all stinky but then a platypus came and saved me.
And he said "I saved you master!"
And I said "Yes, I am your master for I am the Platypus Master. But you are free now! Go!"
And he said "But I have no where to go?"
And I said "I don't know. Don't you?"
And he said "No no, I meant a period not a question mark?"
And I said "You what?"
And he said "I meant a question mark, not a period?"
And I realized what happend and I said "Ohhh, you did it again."
And he said "I did?"
So I decided to take him under my wing and he said "You have a wing?"
And I said "It is a figure of speech."
So I took him under my figure of speech and flew away and we travelled many places far and wide and say many places and many people and many things and many foods and many manys. Then I was tired and wanted to go home.
But he said.
"No!"
And I said, "Why?"
And he said "There is someone at your home that wants to make you scantily clad?"
And I said, "OK."
So I went home and there was indeed a man who wanted to make me scantily clad and I asked "Why do you want to make me scantily clad?" I asked.
"Because I work for Ubersite," he replied.
"You do?" I asked.
"I think so," he replied.
"What do you mean 'you think so'?" I asked.
"I'm not really sure," he said.
"OK then," I asked.
And then the platypus said "But no!!"
And I said "Shutup."
And then I killed the platypus and ate him for breakfast and lunch, but not dinner, for I plan to eat a Walrus for dinner because I hear they are very tasty. Maybe I shall become the Walrus Master.
And then the platypus inside my stomach said "No!"
And I said "Shutup."
And then I pooed him out.
THE END
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My god it feels good writing a shit post again.
User Reviews
Submitted by B-Nizzo (user info) at 2005-07-07 10:50:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
UNBAN YIDELE!
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2005-07-07 10:44:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
razor blades taste like gummi worms.
Submitted by sg11588 (user info) at 2005-07-07 10:27:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hey now, it's summer, and I have no job.
...I get bored.
Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2005-07-07 10:25:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Maybe it's just because you're BREAKING YOUR PROMISE TO NEVER POST AGAIN! Lying bastard.
Submitted by sg11588 (user info) at 2005-07-07 10:24:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I know sped, this happens every time I make an SPT (which is rare).
Submitted by sg11588 (user info) at 2005-07-07 10:23:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
NikkiSixx, whoever you are an alter of, quit being such a pussy and either write something yourself of -2 me with your real account.
Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2005-07-07 10:23:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Tough crowd today.
Submitted by abaddon (user info) at 2005-07-07 10:16:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
was the whole
i said "blah blah"
he said "blah blah"
"blah blah", i said
"blah blah", he said
switch on purpose, or a total accident...
Submitted by NikkiSixx (user info) at 2005-07-07 10:14:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You are really scraping the bottom of the 'shit post' barrel with this dribble.
Quit now, below you head below the surface.
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2005-07-07 10:14:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
I like bandwagons as much as the next guy, but this one sucks.
I'll start a good one again. Someday. Hopefully soon.
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2005-07-07 10:07:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Epic.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-07-07 10:06:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
My new rule Auto -2 for bandwagon post
Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2005-07-07 10:03:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
GO SPT WOO