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This Really Hurts (438 hits)

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Rating: 0.8 on 5 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Captain_Lurk (View user info) at 2005-07-07 11:20:37 EDT


"Let's go sit on the couch because we need to talk to you about something."

"We have come to a decision that mommy and daddy are going to separate. This means that we will not be living together all the time. You will continue living here with mommy and nothing else will change for you. In about a month, daddy will be moving into a different house. Until then, daddy will be staying here in this house."

"Daddy's new house will be very close by and you both will spend time with daddy every week. You will even sleep over at daddy's house. Everything will be okay. You're life will go on and everything else will be normal. You will always have a mommy and a daddy who love you. We will just not be living together with daddy anymore."

"This is a decision we have come to and it does hurt, because we have been together for a long time. You kids have nothing to do with this decision. This is an adult situation which will be handled by the adults. It's your job to take care of yourself, keep playing with friends, and keep doing well in school. Mommy and I will work things out so we both can take care of you and we both will have time to spend with you every week."

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Submitted by jimthefiend (user info) at 2005-07-07 13:04:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Bwahahahaha @ families falling apart.

Submitted by swamp_donkey (user info) at 2005-07-07 12:48:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

No, what hurts is the shit I took this morning. That motherfucker was HUGE.

Submitted by salmonofdoubt (user info) at 2005-07-07 11:51:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

yep...

Submitted by NotSteve (user info) at 2005-07-07 11:43:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Shit, the police came and took my father out. Mom goes, "See ya in court, motherfucker!"

I was three.

Submitted by InsoManiac (user info) at 2005-07-07 11:27:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Oh man. I remember that conversation. I dont think I will forget it for the rest of my life.

Chin up man, it gets better. Time will heal all wounds.


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with the thing; uh, the little wiener whose always got his
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