SPT - PEENERS in Outer Space!! (776 hits)
Category: HumorRating: -0.04 on 22 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Duke Diggler (View user info) at 2005-07-07 18:25:47 EDT
I opened up the newspaper today and read about all sorts of worldly news.
And what do you know...thar were peeners in the news!
Har har peeners!
*INTERMISSION*
I just took the messiest shit while writing this post. It was so messy, I had to take a shower immediately afterward. I'm not lying either, it was gross.
*RESUME READING THE NEWS*
Reuters reports
Houston -- Teh ghey comet Tempel 1 was recently hit by a big rocket to study how stars and planets may have formed. NASA scientists were completely taken aback when they saw pictures that the probe returned pre-collision...pictures that, when studied closely, revealed that it had a giant PEENER!!
When teh comet was hit by the rocket, it apparently mistook the probe for another ghey comet's peener and it ASPLODED!!! A shower of ghey comet jizz erupted, and now scientists know how stars are formed.
User Reviews
Submitted by Envenom (user info) at 2005-07-17 18:15:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The title alone is easily worth a +2...although it should have been like the Muppet Show....
"Peeeeeenerrrrrs innnnnnnnnn Spaaaaaaaaaaaaace!"
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2005-07-17 17:45:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
hahaha. you can't even spam fluff in return.
Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2005-07-17 17:22:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
eat -.8 from me:)
*grin!*
Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2005-07-17 17:20:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
ahahahahahahahahahaa....
moron. shouldn't have posted that reply....
Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2005-07-17 17:07:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
tits=auto+2?
moron...
eat some auto -2's for that.
(I won't read the posts coz youre a stupid teenie)
Submitted by chillboy (user info) at 2005-07-16 21:45:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
It's true, the only good stuff is on b@w, the rest is garbage like this.
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-07-15 21:24:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You know i usually like all your shit, but really dude. -2 me for fucking with you on viciousriffs post? How old are you?
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-07-14 02:06:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
WTF?
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-07-14 01:59:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-07-08 08:26:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
As ANOTHER engineer, I recommend you go fuck yourself.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-07-08 02:18:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-07-07 23:43:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Crack and something mixed, not sure what it is...but definetely something
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-07-07 23:03:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Boy, you are on crack.
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2005-07-07 22:48:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/m/62482
WOOHOO!!!
Submitted by Zackstersmackster (user info) at 2005-07-07 22:37:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Pretty fuckin funny, you zipperhead.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2005-07-07 22:23:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Habeebesque.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2005-07-07 20:10:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Oh my god in heaven...
i just...yeah...
i just crapped my pants! i haven't *oh god it smells!!** I haven't done that in years!
this post made me shit my pants! I can't fucking believe it!
Submitted by AndraSidan (user info) at 2005-07-07 20:05:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
meh
Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-07-07 19:55:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Deidra (user info) at 2005-07-07 18:27:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
I'll work from midnight to eight, come home, sleep for five minutes, eat
breakfast, sleep six more minutes, shower, then I have ten minutes to bask
in Lisa's love, then I'm off to the power plant fresh as a daisy.
-- Homer Simpson
Lisa's Pony
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-07-07 18:27:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
yawn
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-07-07 18:27:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
*nods sagely*