Getting to know the me (1014 hits)
Category: Humor -> Dirty HumorRating: -1.15 on 15 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Mark <mark.damon.at.gmail.com> (View user info) at 2005-07-07 19:09:53 EDT
When I was in high school about 4 years ago, I tried to get into gay porn. My mother signed me up because she said that it would be a good idea for the career I wanted to pursue (acting). I didn't really get into the gay porn, though, and decided to take up professional fellatio instead.
My aunt was a gay porn instructor at the middle school in the next town over and she was always very vocal with everyone about how important a clean penis was. First, I learned how to play the skin flute. Although it would have been of great benefit for my aunt to help me learn (she blows nearly everyone), I decided that I wanted to teach myself. So when I was 18, I bought a book that my aunt recommended. As some of you may or may not know, it is a bit more difficult to learn how to self-fellate the older you get - this is also why middle schools, for example, are so eager to keep their programs. I purchased a book that was specifically for beginners that were a bit older and rather inexperienced in cock sucking. It took me about 6 months before I was solid on the ol' peener.
After that, I joined a production company that was more interested in cum shots. I ended up leaving the company after about 4 months, but decided to continue in self fellatio. I applied to colleges that would help me pursue a career in gay porn/fellatio. I was accepted to Cincinnati Conservatory of Cock (CCC) and I am now a Junior cock sucker in their "blow as you go program". In the last year, I have learned how to suck off both a negro and a midget!! :)
Here is a picture of me last month. I am such a fag.
User Reviews
Submitted by nicole420 (user info) at 2005-07-08 07:58:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
so you suck your own dick? do you lick your own ass too?!
Submitted by XFile (user info) at 2005-07-08 04:31:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
BMP's are for fags.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-07-07 23:53:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
YOU SAID:
Here is a picture of me last month. I am such a fag.
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Don't be yourself up guy...your not half the fag you think you are. Of course that still leaves one half of you that is REALLY FUCKING GAY
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-07-07 21:57:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You're in the wrong site, ass goblin.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2005-07-07 21:56:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
ATTN GHEY MENZ
Submitted by swamp_donkey (user info) at 2005-07-07 21:38:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I laughed and laughed and laughed. Then I picked -2.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-07-07 19:39:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Decent parody.
Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2005-07-07 19:33:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
get over it, wanker
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-07-07 19:27:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
ONLY FAGS POST BMP FILES
Submitted by ellsmall (user info) at 2005-07-07 19:26:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by Deidra (user info) at 2005-07-07 19:10:58 (#)
Ranking: 1
bmps suck.
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bmps REALLY suck.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2005-07-07 19:20:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
hang yourself
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-07-07 19:15:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
+2
Submitted by sixxforty (user info) at 2005-07-07 19:12:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for spelling parody wrong.
Submitted by sixxforty (user info) at 2005-07-07 19:11:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
i wanted to give you a -1 for the badly written paroday attempt but the .bmp and lack of smilie face pushed it to -2.
:)
Submitted by Deidra (user info) at 2005-07-07 19:10:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
bmps suck.