The joy of having a dick (SFW) (1073 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: 0.5 on 13 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Sam-I-Am (View user info) at 2005-07-08 11:03:42 EDT
I found this and thought I would share it with you.
I'll tell you a short poem;
I'll try to make it quick.
The subject is quite simple:
The joy of having a dick.
Penises are super things;
You ladies should be jealous.
An organ surrounded by senditive skin
That's smooth and rarely hairless
It starts to grow dramatically,
When you're about thirteen.
Your testicles on either side;
Your willy in between.
It dangles neatly down below;
Soft, obedient and loyal.
At the slightest hint of lust,
It's ready to uncoil.
It often has a mind all of its own;
It's like a wild untamed beast.
It squirms and writhes and stretches out;
When you expect it least.
Sometimes, yes, it misbehaves;
Erecting when it shouldn't.
A bumpy train ride sets it off;
Just when you wish it wouldn't.
And during the summer,
wearing little, sunning on the beach
The slightest sight of shaking boobs
And to cover up you'll have to reach.
Handle it with love and care;
For it can give great pleasure.
Has it grown since last weekend?
And when did you last measure?
Some people fret about its size;
They give it lots of thought.
Is seven inches long enough?
It makes guys quite distraught.
They peek across in uninals,
To compare and try to see
But if another glances back at them
Theres no way that they can pee.
Masturbating is a sin;
That's what some folk believe.
But those are just old wives' tales;
Cuz it really can relieve.
Without this fabulous organ,
No shag would be complete.
Lesbians will try their best;
But must admit defeat.
It has two main bodily functions
I'm sure you'll all agree
To start a whole new life
And of course, daily to pee.
But I think the thing that's marvelous;
About that one eyed brute
Is that when its trying to procreate,
It knows which fluid to shoot.
And always it remains with you;
Until you're old and frail.
Don't take it out in public though,
Or you'll be thrown in jail.
And so to summarize I'd say with certaintly
That every male loves his little friend
But girls, no matter what we do,
Please don't fold, spindle mutilate And NEVER NEVER Bend!!!
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Submitted by Deidra (user info) at 2005-07-13 16:28:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Please don't fold, spindle mutilate And NEVER NEVER Bend!!!
hahaha!
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2005-07-13 16:09:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2005-07-08 16:25:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Har har peener
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-07-08 13:00:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I just had to +2 this.
Something about the poem and the Sam_I_Am name just made me think about twisted Dr. Seuss.
Submitted by Obi-wan (user info) at 2005-07-08 12:37:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
didnt read it but felt like adding this for no real reason
Submitted by Mr-Boo (user info) at 2005-07-08 12:17:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No, see unlike YOU, I didn't give myself a nickname of a penis. Schlongy is a penis, which would imply that YOU like penises, therefore implying that YOU are gay.
So, just come on out of the closet and SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-07-08 12:13:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No...maybe you misunderstood.
I'm not gay.
You apparently are.
Happy to clarify.
Submitted by Mr-Boo (user info) at 2005-07-08 12:09:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No Schlongy, I'm not gay. Sorry to disappoint you.
You will have to look for a date elsewhere.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-07-08 11:59:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You sound kinda gay.
Submitted by RaineLark (user info) at 2005-07-08 11:58:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Pussies are better!
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-07-08 11:39:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
...stuffed in your mouth?
What?
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-07-08 11:30:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
har har peener
Submitted by cleveland_steamer (user info) at 2005-07-08 11:12:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
haha good poem. If you had written it, instand +2/B@W, but funny.