What the Fuck Should My Comeback Post Be About? (1274 hits)
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Submitted by 1Point21Gigawatts (View user info) at 2005-07-08 12:19:36 EDT
Whatever, I haven't posted in several months. I may not post for several more months. That's enough time for about 5,000 users to sign up who have no fucking idea who I am or what I'm about. I bet there's some superstars in there. Nice job idiots.
If you want to know why I disappeared it's because Uber got me fired so I hated it and never wanted to come back. Actually that's a total fucking lie. I kicked so much ass here at work that they made me Program Manager of Research and Development, which gives me fucking baller status and six figures. Actually, that's another lie. My company is cheap, but the bump in salary did help me get some sick leather couches...
So what the fuck should my comeback post be about? Should I tell you about the hot chick I banged from work before my promotion? Or maybe about one of the three psycho-obsessed girls that I had to deal with in the past few months? Perhaps you'd like to hear about how I got rid of these girls (one cleverly discovered an old uber-post of mine about her, that took care of that problem). Maybe you'd like to hear about my ridiculous trip to Miami, or Texas... Oh shit, there's even a story about meeting the only hot chick from Boston! Yeah bitches, that's right! In a city devoid of hot girls, I found a shining diamond. And what about the girl from way back when that popped into my life for one single solitary night? Oh and you should see the chick I'm with now. I don't know how I do it, but I get it done...
So other than banging chicks, 1Point21Gigawatts hasn't really been doing much. Life on Long Island still kicks ass, especially out in the Hamptons every weekend.
Fuck, I just realized that my comeback post is about my comeback post. Oh well.
And to all you haters, you're still here? What are you doing? Go out and get some pussy after you drop that -2 on me. Peace.
User Reviews
Submitted by tinactin (user info) at 2008-12-30 01:52:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I wonder what your next comeback post will be about
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-07-11 12:52:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm still pissed at you for locking me out of the hotel room...
Sitting against the wall at 1Am sucked ass.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-07-09 17:07:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
It should be mainly about me.
Submitted by Coyote (user info) at 2005-07-09 05:20:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Welcome back.
I'm done with Europe and moving back to the States-- Twin Cities area, but I'll be on Long Island getting shit out of storage for about 2 weeks next month.
The Bombers haven't won it all since I moved here, but now that I'm headed back, that can all change.
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2005-07-09 04:17:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Chinaski (user info) at 2005-07-08 23:46:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Camwhore of you pulling a goatse using a few vices, clamps, crampons, and electric motor apparati, followed by a video of your intensive follow-up surgery.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-07-08 23:16:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by pantsarestupid (user info) at 2005-07-08 13:21:41 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-07-08 12:24:47 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-07-08 12:23:02 (#)
Ranking: 1
camwhore of you sitting on your sweet leather couches
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I'll second that...but add "naked" to the end .
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I got a third on it but i'm upping it to eating a fried chicken leg.
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motion carried, but I have to add "smiling" becuuse you've got a great one.
and even though you probably don't remember me, welcome back!
Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2005-07-08 17:28:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Bragging about which chicks you bagged is poor form. Are you in High School or something? Who gives a shit anyway?
Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2005-07-08 17:07:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
"So other than banging chicks, 1Point21Gigawatts hasn't really been doing much."
That's about all I ever imagine you doing, but I do imagine it often.
Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2005-07-08 16:37:52 EDT (#)
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Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2005-07-08 12:56:16 (#)
Ranking: 2
Lets see, what happend while you were gone? Hmm. What happened?
Ummm
I can't really rememeb...
Oh yeah.
Yankees suck.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-07-08 16:24:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
good to see you back man! - oh, and I am the new superstar around here....http://www.ubersite.com/m/70256
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-07-08 15:20:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This post reminds me of a Shlongy post...except the fights in THIS post are bewteen random Uber dorks...not between me and the usual suspects.
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2005-07-08 15:13:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
MOTHERFUCKER! i was positive that you were dead. glad to see that you're not. i was out in your neck of the woods a few times this summer, and its likely that i'll be out there this weekend too. if you see a white g coupe with mass plates, you'll know its me.
i dont' know what the hells is up with foulke, but i hope they fix it soon. and its only time before schilling comes back, the question is can he stay healthy for the rest of the season?
my opinion on the yanks - they're fucked. long term. all their stuperstars are old and worthless, and getting older and more worthless by the day. and georgie is stuck in long term contracts with them all. the yankees are going to have to ride this one out, rebuild a farm system, and do it up the old fashioned way. i wonder if george's son in law will be anything like him...do you know much about the kid?
glad you're not dead.
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2005-07-08 15:07:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ah, I have to stop by there and harass one of the top local government officials in Babylon if I ever decide to visit NYC.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-07-08 15:05:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Jewtoast Jr.
Welcome back.
Submitted by 1Point21Gigawatts (user info) at 2005-07-08 14:45:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Anthony,
I have a BS in Biomedical Engineering and Electrical Engineering from Tufts and an MSEE from UConn. I am looking to get an MBA, starting perhaps fall 2006, being done in 2008 then TAKING THIS FUCKING COMPANY BY STORM!!!
Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2005-07-08 14:35:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Say Gig, do you have a Masters degree? Give me a few clues as to your resume, if you wouldn't mind, for an engineer just starting out in his career.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-07-08 14:03:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm glad to get the use of your sex life back as a surrogate again. I was almost forced to start one of my own.
Submitted by 1Point21Gigawatts (user info) at 2005-07-08 14:01:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Comeback posts are a great place for a random fight between 2 Uberers.
Donkey -
The yankees have been playing like utter shit. Pitching is terrible, offense is inconsistent, they get swept by the worst teams in the league. But, wait a tick, what's this? They are only 3.5 GB from the Sox???
So what does that say about the defending world champions then?
Hairycoo -
dude you've had much better insults than that!
Chinaman -
I'm not worried about the Yankee haters. It's been a tough year, ups and downs, strikes and gutters, but we'll get through it. Things are looking up. This last series before the all star break is a KEY series. I think we'll be in good shape after the break.
Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2005-07-08 13:51:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
this is a really horrible excuse, but i'm feeling extremely off lately. i'm going to quit reviewing on uber (other than no comment) until i feel better
i back down
Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2005-07-08 13:48:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
good to see you back. for know.
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2005-07-08 13:47:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Why on earth are you being so defensive? Why should you even care what I think about you at all?
Weird. Whatever, I am ready to drop it anytime you are...
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2005-07-08 13:46:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Sweet jesus Val, you can come down from terror alert red anytime.
I guess I don't read enough of your stuff then, because my impression of you is all wrong. Why are you telling me to grow up? Because I have you pegged incorrectly? A guy can be wrong, can't he?
Relax.
Accept my apology.
Move on.
Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2005-07-08 13:40:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
go back and check again. The majority of my posts do not have any kind of "personal e-mail" service crap in them.
yes, i've done the post-ubercon posts. No, my posts are not all like that. Very few are.
Rate the post, not the poster. Because It seems here, that you see a few posts that are personal inner joke shit and then decide EVERYTHING the person does must be shit
Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2005-07-08 13:37:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
W Q P
go back through my posts and reviews if you'd like
never have i brought up an actual incident in my own sex life. I'm betting you're just spewing that I do because you assume I do because I do mention sex. I don't air my own personal sex life on uber.
And Yes, I'm into women. But as the straight uber women that I hit on know.... it's a running joke. I don't even mean it. I'm not flaunting it, and I don't see it as something anyone should get any attention for. The way many men view bi women ... well... just because you're bi doesn't mean you're about to have a threesome, nor does it mean that the woman is a slut. It's just a preference PERIOD.
Grow the fuck up
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2005-07-08 13:37:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Welcome back 1.21
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2005-07-08 13:32:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2005-07-08 13:05:05 (#)
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oh for the love of fucking god
no shit i'm not hot, i need to lose some fucking weight, i'm really pale and i'm just NOT HOT. I'm getting a little sick of you idiots thinking I believe I am. I just didn't like the generalization about boston you dumbass.
No, I really wouldn't fuck anything. Hell, I don't get laid that much because I swore off sex with no emotional attachment a little while ago. Stop making assumptions because you can't get laid for the life of you... even by the crackwhores that you stalk
It's so cute how you used to +2 my shit and make little comments because you liked one pic (professionally done and 3 years ago)... and then i didn't camwhore for over a year and when i did again you didn't like it and became hostile.
goes to show you that men on uber rate with their dicks.
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Sorry, but you still like to air your laundry about your sexual preference in a way that is very much "attention whore". Then you say you don't think you're shit hot... then why do you go around flaunting your sex? It sure doesn't seem like a confidence issue, so I really don't get it then. Whatever. I'll try to stop letting it bother me.
I did get that you were upset about the boston comment, but when I first read your reply, I was like "give me a break", it seemed like you were being a hypocrite. It's just a slow day at the office and I'd rather not be working. In a bad mood, so it's easy to set me off. I'll apologze again.
I also don't get why you felt it was necessary to say that I can't get laid and that I stalk crackwhores. Who am I, Eric Fucking Rice? Charming that you seemed to ignore me taking back what I said and apologizing.
Yeah, that was a good pic. But then I read more of our posts and didn't like the vibe you gave off so my ratings and comments changed, your new pics have nothing to do with my 'hostility' towards you. Sorry to be pissy, but I tend not to like the people who treat uber like their personal e-mail service to make all their little inside jokes with their friends on the site. Call me bitter or whatever, I don't understand why it happens, it just does.
Oh well, didn't mean to hurt your feelings, sorry.
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2005-07-08 13:27:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Who the fuck are you?
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In all seriousness, the only thing I've noticed in the past few months (I haven't posted much either due to increased stress at work but a 90% chance of a promotion very soon) is that there's a shitload of Yankee haters that have come out of the woodwork. Kind of like all the Yankees fans that popped up out of nowhere in the late 90's...
Submitted by pantsarestupid (user info) at 2005-07-08 13:21:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-07-08 12:24:47 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-07-08 12:23:02 (#)
Ranking: 1
camwhore of you sitting on your sweet leather couches
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I'll second that...but add "naked" to the end .
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I got a third on it but i'm upping it to eating a fried chicken leg.
Submitted by Mop (user info) at 2005-07-08 13:15:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"What the hell is a gigawatt?!"
Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2005-07-08 13:09:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
...and another +2 because I just had a tantrum on your post and it was pathetic
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2005-07-08 13:09:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey man... I was asking about you the other day.
Welcome back.
Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2005-07-08 13:08:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I am well aware of the bet. You realize that Baltimore has your number this week and you're only 3.5 games ahead? And we all know what happens to the Sox after the all star break. I'm not worried.
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actually, the bet was... back when you assumed that the yankee's would be in the ALC no matter what...
Yankee's beat the Sox for the ALC race...loser coughs up 50 bucks.
So if the Sox are ahead of the yankees... even if neither get's ALC... 50 bucks to me.
(or buy me 2 beers at octuberfest, because you know very well on the chance that the sox didn't pull their normal shit... i wouldn't collect on the bet anyway)
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-07-08 13:07:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Nice to see you back, loony toons.
Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2005-07-08 13:05:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2005-07-08 12:32:05 (#)
Ranking: 1
Welcome back duggie.
and for this:
Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2005-07-08 12:23:04 (#)
Ranking: -1
oh man, do i want to -2 that crack about Boston women.
News flash Val! You are not hot, so you shouldn't be taking offense. Seriously, just because you act like a rabid monkey in heat and will stick anything in your snatch and proceed to brag all over the internet about how you prefer to get off lately doesn't make you hot. You should just be reading that and saying "Shit. I live in Boston, am a woman, and I am not hot. He is right."
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oh for the love of fucking god
no shit i'm not hot, i need to lose some fucking weight, i'm really pale and i'm just NOT HOT. I'm getting a little sick of you idiots thinking I believe I am. I just didn't like the generalization about boston you dumbass.
No, I really wouldn't fuck anything. Hell, I don't get laid that much because I swore off sex with no emotional attachment a little while ago. Stop making assumptions because you can't get laid for the life of you... even by the crackwhores that you stalk
It's so cute how you used to +2 my shit and make little comments because you liked one pic (professionally done and 3 years ago)... and then i didn't camwhore for over a year and when i did again you didn't like it and became hostile.
goes to show you that men on uber rate with their dicks.
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2005-07-08 13:02:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You shagged V...
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-07-08 13:02:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It's Jigawatts budammit
JIGGA WHO JIGGA WHAT
Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2005-07-08 12:56:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
funny how seem your rate yourself and others by an ability to get pussy.
you'll probably look back on this in 10 years time and realise what a complete shallow cunt you were. maybe not though, you may a cunt then as well
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-07-08 12:56:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It's about time you dragged your ass back in here, young man.
Now get crackin' and tell us all about your sexual conquests!
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2005-07-08 12:56:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Lets see, what happend while you were gone? Hmm. What happened?
Ummm
I can't really rememeb...
Oh yeah.
Yankees suck.
+2 for something I'm sure you didn't desereve.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2005-07-08 12:55:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2005-07-08 12:42:31 (#)
Ranking: 1
Oddly enough going out to get pussy has never been one of my personal goals.
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And you call yourself a WOMAN!?
Welcome back Gig.
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2005-07-08 12:49:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Glad to see you're back...at least for a little while, anyway.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-07-08 12:43:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm "up to" over 100,000 hits in less than 90 posts.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2005-07-08 12:42:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Oddly enough going out to get pussy has never been one of my personal goals.
Submitted by 1Point21Gigawatts (user info) at 2005-07-08 12:40:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
CBG -
Yeah man I DID have an STD scare but I got totally tested and I'm all good. Nice idea for a post though
Spook -
$7500 and my profit sharing eligibility is doubled, plus a more flexible expense account. TONS MORE STRESS!!!
Domenad -
I met with Democratic Congressman Steve Israel this morning. That guy is the man, he supports my company (defense contractor) without wanting to kill every non-American. What a concept!
hollygolitely -
I was a frontrunner for the Shlong when he first started here. I still am. I have to select 'user info' and see what he's been up to.
W_Q_P -
Um, wow. What's up duuude.
Bob -
'sup regents killer.
Val -
I am well aware of the bet. You realize that Baltimore has your number this week and you're only 3.5 games ahead? And we all know what happens to the Sox after the all star break. I'm not worried.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-07-08 12:33:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
doug...books?
wow. i thought that said boobs because i couldnt fathom those two things together.
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2005-07-08 12:33:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Argh. Sorry about venting, but your schtick is old.
I take it back. No offense, I am in a bad mood today.
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2005-07-08 12:32:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Welcome back duggie.
and for this:
Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2005-07-08 12:23:04 (#)
Ranking: -1
oh man, do i want to -2 that crack about Boston women.
News flash Val! You are not hot, so you shouldn't be taking offense. Seriously, just because you act like a rabid monkey in heat and will stick anything in your snatch and proceed to brag all over the internet about how you prefer to get off lately doesn't make you hot. You should just be reading that and saying "Shit. I live in Boston, am a woman, and I am not hot. He is right."
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-07-08 12:31:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by hollygolitely (user info) at 2005-07-08 12:29:07 (#)
Ranking: 0
It's amazing how much you sound like Shlongy.
You say that like that's a BAD thing.
No wonder I like him.
Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2005-07-08 12:30:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
that was you i shared a hotel room with?
wow.
i remember you telling me over aim about another Boston girl you were going to see... and you did meet Paula... also from boston.
you are such a vain pain in my ass, Doug.
we still have our bet on the Red Sox taking the ALC from the Yankees (JMG witnessed)
don't you feel silly now?
+2 because you have a great ass and good taste in books
Submitted by hollygolitely (user info) at 2005-07-08 12:29:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
It's amazing how much you sound like Shlongy.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-07-08 12:29:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
haha I find it amusing that technically, your comeback post is about what your comeback post should be about
But I'm a stupid Greek, what do I know
Submitted by 1Point21Gigawatts (user info) at 2005-07-08 12:26:57 EDT (#)
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Hey Val,
Who's to say that one chick from Boston wasn't you? Remember meeting me way back when???
-D
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-07-08 12:24:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-07-08 12:23:02 (#)
Ranking: 1
camwhore of you sitting on your sweet leather couches
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I'll second that...but add "naked" to the end .
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2005-07-08 12:24:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Dood, you're totally making all that stuff up.
LIAR!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2005-07-08 12:24:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Post about how you have become a conservative republican.
Submitted by comicbookguy (user info) at 2005-07-08 12:24:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
what about that time you got gonnorrhea
Also, sup bitch.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-07-08 12:23:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Comebacks rule.
Who gives a fuck what it's about. Have a +2 for not being dead.
Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2005-07-08 12:23:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
oh man, do i want to -2 that crack about Boston women.
*deep breath* he's a yankee's fan, his opinion is trivial
*smothers nasty comment*
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-07-08 12:23:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
camwhore of you sitting on your sweet leather couches
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-07-08 12:22:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Program Manager of Research and Development?
What's that give you $5k more and a shitload of stress?
That's what it was at my old employer.