Question For The Ladies (928 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: -0.63 on 31 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Bucky (View user info) at 2005-07-08 15:30:09 EDT
I have the best girlfriend ever!! However . . . I still need a little bit of work. Therefore, I was hoping to get some advice from the insightful ladies of Uber. I was wondering what makes a good boyfriend or what can I do to be a great boyfriend? Thanks ladies!
Bucky
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Submitted by Pr0j3ct (user info) at 2005-07-09 11:00:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-07-08 15:33:17 (#)
Ranking: -2
Tell her your love for each other will never die, then kill her and keep her in the freezer. Women love romantic gestures like that.
heh...
Submitted by Deidra (user info) at 2005-07-09 10:28:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Don't ever tell her you looked for romance advice on uber.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2005-07-08 21:59:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Two words:
Cleveland Steamer
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-07-08 21:39:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
This exchange made me laugh...
Everyone knows Val is hot.. Heck, I'm not even Bi and I'd probably do her. But I'd still support myself.
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Submitted by bush_for_god (user info) at 2005-07-08 15:43:36 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2005-07-08 15:37:11 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-07-08 15:33:49 (#)
Ranking: 0
have a fat wallet
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real nice. only applies with gold digging whores
I work, I support myself, I never ever take money from guys and i don't want them paying for me either when we go out. not all women are money grubbing cunts
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You must be ugly then. If I was a hot girl who could get with any rich guy, I would do it. If I was an ugly girl I would have to make my own living.
It's the truth.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-07-08 21:16:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-07-08 15:33:17 (#)
Ranking: -2
Tell her your love for each other will never die, then kill her and keep her in the freezer. Women love romantic gestures like that.
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Do NOT go past this advice.
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-07-08 17:02:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You must have a 12 inch cock and lack the ability to speak.
That's who I'm looking for anyway, let me know if you see him k?
Thanks
Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2005-07-08 16:30:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Ask this girl: http://www.ubersite.com/m/37177
Submitted by ubetidid (user info) at 2005-07-08 16:22:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Frankly, Bucky, you're perfect just the way you are.
Submitted by icepigs (user info) at 2005-07-08 16:17:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Anal Sex.
All women love it when you shove it up their ass.
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2005-07-08 16:14:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Make me a sandwich.
Submitted by RaineLark (user info) at 2005-07-08 16:13:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Try some mild S&M. Hnadcuffs are always fun!
(be sure to buy the furry kind, real ones hurt)
Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2005-07-08 16:00:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Zak,
change it to German, a swimming pool and make it within 30 minutes of Fenway park and we'll talk
Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2005-07-08 15:59:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
no, i've had guys try to support me, but my dad had one of those bank account drainers as his first wife (not my mom) and he raised me to understand that if you can't pay for it yourself, you don't fucking need it
and thank you W_Q_P
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-07-08 15:59:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I love you, Val. We should get married and live in a little cottage with a white picket fence and a permanent connection to Uber and tennis court in the back garden so we can play badminton between death-defying orgies of steaming jungle sex. In French.
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2005-07-08 15:51:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by comicbookguy (user info) at 2005-07-08 15:32:16 (#)
Ranking: -2
1. Make reservations at a nice restaurant
2. Buy her some flowers
3. Introduce her to your parents
4. Kill yourself
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2005-07-08 15:48:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-07-08 15:38:36 (#)
Ranking: 0
I love how he asked for advice from the ladies, and out of 10 reviews, only 2 of them are from women (not including this one).
Just treat her with the same respect and care that you would want to be treated with.
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I thought it was shenanigans.
Who in their right mind would ask advice on how to treat a woman HERE?!?!?!
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2005-07-08 15:47:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by bush_for_god (user info) at 2005-07-08 15:43:36 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2005-07-08 15:37:11 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-07-08 15:33:49 (#)
Ranking: 0
have a fat wallet
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real nice. only applies with gold digging whores
I work, I support myself, I never ever take money from guys and i don't want them paying for me either when we go out. not all women are money grubbing cunts
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You must be ugly then. If I was a hot girl who could get with any rich guy, I would do it. If I was an ugly girl I would have to make my own living.
It's the truth.
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Back off you cunt. Not all women are into being mindless cum depositories.
This post still sucks, btw.
Submitted by bush_for_god (user info) at 2005-07-08 15:43:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2005-07-08 15:37:11 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-07-08 15:33:49 (#)
Ranking: 0
have a fat wallet
--------------------------
real nice. only applies with gold digging whores
I work, I support myself, I never ever take money from guys and i don't want them paying for me either when we go out. not all women are money grubbing cunts
=========================
You must be ugly then. If I was a hot girl who could get with any rich guy, I would do it. If I was an ugly girl I would have to make my own living.
It's the truth.
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-07-08 15:42:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Two words:
The Shocker
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-07-08 15:38:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I love how he asked for advice from the ladies, and out of 10 reviews, only 2 of them are from women (not including this one).
Just treat her with the same respect and care that you would want to be treated with.
Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2005-07-08 15:37:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-07-08 15:33:49 (#)
Ranking: 0
have a fat wallet
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real nice. only applies with gold digging whores
I work, I support myself, I never ever take money from guys and i don't want them paying for me either when we go out. not all women are money grubbing cunts
Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2005-07-08 15:34:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
actually SAY the words "i love you" as awesome as actions are, skimping on the verbal affection causes damage. Sweet talk gets you everywhere with women (well, me at least)
I should go back and -2 like 3 of my posts for this review. Jesus christ.
Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2005-07-08 15:34:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"Oh, that's easy. You just have to find the clitoris." - Chef, from South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-07-08 15:33:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
have a fat wallet
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2005-07-08 15:33:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
G@Y
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-07-08 15:33:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Tell her your love for each other will never die, then kill her and keep her in the freezer. Women love romantic gestures like that.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2005-07-08 15:33:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Meh, just put yer foot up her ass and let her know that you're the boss
cheat on her....as often as possible
tell her her ass looks fat in her favorite pair of jeans
explain at great length how much hotter her sister is
that should do it.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-07-08 15:32:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Toss her salad, you dumb shit
Submitted by comicbookguy (user info) at 2005-07-08 15:32:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
1. Make reservations at a nice restaurant
2. Buy her some flowers
3. Introduce her to your parents
4. Kill yourself
Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2005-07-08 15:31:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Paint her fuckin' toenails.
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2005-07-08 15:30:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Chow the beave.