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Submitted by fudgepacknuts (View user info) at 2005-07-09 04:51:39 EDT


wait one goddam second here.

what in the goddam hell am i doing up? and furthermore, why am i here?

yes.

no?

yeah, wait, so let me tell you all about THIS GUYS evening.

alright.....so i go to my friends jimmy's place over on the upper west. we down about six shots of jaeger each. we somehow wind up buying a quarter ounce of weed from dude named sal who lived on the sixth floor of jimmy's building.

needless to say, i am fucking wrecked right now.

yeah.

and so...afterwards we head out to the west village and go to this place 'boxer's lounge.' fucking ladies night and shit. girls dancing on the bar and whatnot. drunken NYU girls. i love them.

then to 'fuelray' on 3rd st. goddamit to hell. about five more shots. and two more jack and cokes.

then to macdougal street and got some schwarma over at mamouns. i have to say to you people....if you haven't sampled the mamoun's, you must. it is quite amazing. my stomach is still thanking me.

afterwards picked up some whippets on bleeker and thompson....just did about a box.

i am done.

morning will be fun.

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Submitted by Ejryuu (user info) at 2005-11-28 13:32:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Real men floss with spirit and chew souls!

Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2005-07-09 21:39:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

my night's ten times better than that. i did exactly what you did but, as i write, i'm fucking two hotties in the ass with my thumbs. my cock is typing for me.

that's what you should be doing.

-2 you suck at the life.

Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-07-09 21:19:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by fudgepacker (user info) at 2005-07-09 18:05:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

well munkey....i'm spiraling further and further down into a drug and alcohol riddled oblivion.

Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-07-09 17:04:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

what are you doing?

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-07-09 17:02:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

In NY as I type this. I had a sick, sick, SICK time last night.
God I love this city.

oh and this post sucked.

Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-07-09 16:41:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by fudgepacker (user info) at 2005-07-09 16:28:27 (#)
Ranking: -1

and in conclusion....i don't remember writing this.

and ive been chugging advil and gatorade all day.

and i killed two boxes of whippets.

and my ass is pierced shut.

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awesome! +2 for this!

Submitted by fudgepacker (user info) at 2005-07-09 16:28:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

and in conclusion....i don't remember writing this.

and ive been chugging advil and gatorade all day.

and i killed two boxes of whippets.

and my ass is pierced shut.

Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2005-07-09 14:34:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

This was the most Jewish post I've ever read.

Submitted by hollygolitely (user info) at 2005-07-09 12:43:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

hahahaha


I want to go to NYC!

Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2005-07-09 06:57:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

my nigga!

im up at 6 to go to the shoah

Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2005-07-09 06:05:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2005-07-09 05:34:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

You sound like a moron.

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-07-09 05:32:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I know what you mean.

Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-07-09 05:20:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Can we get that in English please?

Submitted by Or_ (user info) at 2005-07-09 05:10:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2005-07-09 04:56:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment


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