Caption Competition (SFW) (882 hits)
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Submitted by James Smith (View user info) at 2005-07-09 06:16:45 EDT
This is part of a caption competition being held at my workplace.
Just as it is in the cafe, if you win the competition on here you win a free hot drink... which you must collect.
Good if you live in the west of london or nearby richmond, bad if you dont.
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Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-08-20 08:54:53 EDT (#)
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In 1956, the Jesus impersonating competition drew 500 competitors.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-08-20 08:48:11 EDT (#)
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Hahahahaha
Bart's such a nerd
Submitted by funk_boy (user info) at 2005-08-20 08:42:59 EDT (#)
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seb coe wins race
Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2005-08-20 08:29:40 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2005-07-11 12:10:23 EDT (#)
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Little did Jesus know, plans were being laid not only to teach him a lesson in humility, but to keep him from ever humiliating the Romans at their own marathon.
Submitted by Jimmy_Esquire (user info) at 2005-07-11 11:47:40 EDT (#)
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You can all win and collect that cup of coffee.
Yes. One cup of coffee between you all.
Submitted by rikkufanboy001 (user info) at 2005-07-11 08:35:06 EDT (#)
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DAMNI SPELLED PSEUDOVILAIN WRONG . . .
Submitted by rikkufanboy001 (user info) at 2005-07-11 08:34:34 EDT (#)
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haha nice one psuedovillain!!!
Submitted by drky (user info) at 2005-07-11 05:25:32 EDT (#)
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"Take ME!!!!"
Submitted by Pseudovillain (user info) at 2005-07-10 01:52:37 EDT (#)
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Photographic evidence of Michael Cartman (Number 338, right) committing the murder of Lyle Fellows (number 254, center) by stabbing him in the back. Cartman had plotted to kill Fellows earlier in the race, leaving his body on the track, but was unable to reach him. In a jealous bloodlust, Cartman committed the murder without paying heed to the finish line's audience and cameras.
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2005-07-10 00:36:50 EDT (#)
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AP. London
In an unbelievable display of boldness, the "Shocker" was administered today at the end of the regional 440 meters race. It happened at the finish line and would have been overlooked completely if the winning racer hadn't yelled out "OH MY GOD, MY ASS!" as the intruding fingers were inserted into his bum. When asked for comments, the "catcher", who finished first, said that he was completely surprised by todays event and that he hopes in the future that second place finishers can excersise a bit more restraint. The "pitcher", who finished second, only replied, "Now my hand smells like oreo's!"
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2005-07-09 22:29:12 EDT (#)
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#254:
I did it! I did it!
#338:
Submitted by Speric (user info) at 2005-07-09 22:23:05 (#)
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Everything you ever wanted to know about bbacon
User id: 254
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Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-07-09 22:08:17 EDT (#)
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"Why can't I move forward, what is this invisible wall?"
Submitted by darkwulffe (user info) at 2005-07-09 21:22:44 EDT (#)
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#254 "Make my penis thiiiiis big so I can finally please my boyfriend!!!"
#278 "You go, girlfriend!"
#336 "Ewwwww. I am some sort of gay pride race!"
Submitted by ScoobyDont (user info) at 2005-07-09 20:29:40 EDT (#)
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"Lube your anuses I'm coming home! I love my city by the Bay!"
Submitted by Chinaski (user info) at 2005-07-09 18:55:29 EDT (#)
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Shlongy is a slore.
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2005-07-09 14:41:50 EDT (#)
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#254: Hey, y'all wanna see my impression of Jesus?
#338: Not right now, I'm checking out number 279's ballbag.
#279: Lol.
#426: *mumble* Burn the building down *mumble*
#243: FOR THE LAST FUCKING TIME, WILL SOMEBODY PLEASE GET JACK NICHOLSON'S ARM OUT OF MY FACE!?
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2005-07-09 12:02:13 EDT (#)
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"Just look at all these fucking racists!"
http://www.ubersite.com/m/10982
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-07-09 09:52:35 EDT (#)
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"JALALALALALALALA *Boom*"
Submitted by Spuds002 (user info) at 2005-07-09 09:45:04 EDT (#)
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Where did my penis go?
thats the caption....
Submitted by XFile (user info) at 2005-07-09 09:29:18 EDT (#)
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Prior to him detonating his explosives:
ALLLLAAAAAH ACKBAAAAAAR!!!
Submitted by MrWillard (user info) at 2005-07-09 08:10:39 EDT (#)
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Center Guy: I JUST SHIT MY PAAANNNTS
Guy on Right: Oh the smell
Guy on left: ha ha
Submitted by Jimmy_Esquire (user info) at 2005-07-09 07:21:21 EDT (#)
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Right guy: "Har! My hand is somewhere it really shouldnt be! Har!"
Guy in clear pain: "ARGH! His hand is somewhere it really shouldnt be."
Left guy: "Im going to suckle his thumb because for some reason I look incredibly ghey in this picture."
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-07-09 07:17:51 EDT (#)
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Finally, I didn't come last!
Submitted by stupidsexyflanders (user info) at 2005-07-09 06:53:14 EDT (#)
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Looks like another jewbreak down at Dachau. Time to start buzzing the numbers into their skin, they just keep throwing away their identification wifebeatas.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-07-09 06:28:13 EDT (#)
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Girly Thorpe arms, they are indeed.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-07-09 06:24:31 EDT (#)
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Why oh why did you give me arms like Thorpe's?