Uberpoll: Who Would Be On Your Superhero Football Team? (2087 hits)
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Submitted by spedmonkey <spedmonkey.at.gmail.com> (View user info) at 2005-07-11 10:32:27 EDT
In the wake of SG's Superman post, he and I were discussing superheroes. Naturally the following subject came up, which we decided to share with the rest of Uber: if you could put together a (American) football team from superheroes, who would be your #1 pick? And what would your lineup look like?
The number one pick would have to be Superman. He can do it all, and play every position. Unless someone injects kryptonite into the ball, he can't really be stopped.
My team:
Note: Superheroes can play one position each on both defense and offense.
OFFENSE:
QB: Batman
Batman's probably the most intelligent superhero, but since he's just a normal guy, he couldn't take the punishment of being a receiver or something. He'd be a perfect QB.
RB: The Flash
Self-explanatory.
FB: Cyclops
When you can move shit with your eyes like he can, you can make a pretty good blocking back.
TE: Superman
He can do everything. He can block, he can catch, he can run. Why not put him at a position where he can do more?
WR: Mr. Fantastic (Stretch) (Fantastic 4)
He can definitely reach up and pick those balls thrown too high.
WR: Spiderman
He's fast and agile as hell, and he can snare those high balls with his webs.
LT: Colossus (X-Men)
He's strong enough to deal with most, and agile enough to stay with edge rushers.
LG: Hulk
With a guy like the Hulk on the line, Batman shouldn't take too many unnecessary shots.
C: Juggernaut (X-Men)
He's huge, and he's jacked. What more can you want?
RG: The Thing (Fantastic 4)
The Thing can take on all comers without breaking a sweat. Pretty decent complement to the Hulk on the other side.
RT: Beast (X-Men)
He's a beast. 'Nuff said.
DEFENSE:
SS: Superman
He can intercept passes, he can help on the run, and he can sure as hell deliver a big hit when needed.
FS: Human Torch (Fantastic 4)
He can fly, and I bet being hit by a fireball coming at high speeds hurts like a bitch.
CB: Spiderman
He can pick off most balls, and he's fast enough to keep up with many.
CB: The Flash
No one's getting behind him.
ROLB: Wolverine (X-Men)
Not only is he completely insane, but he has enough strength to stop the run and enough agility to blitz well.
MLB: Nightcrawler (X-Men)
The man can jump through walls, so just imagine what he could do to an offensive line.
LOLB: Mr. Incredible (The Incredibles)
I know, I know, but for one thing, that movie kicked ass, and two, he's perfect for the job. He's big, he's fast, and he can fly. Not bad.
DE: Beast
He's agile enough to edge rush, and strong enough to bull-rush the QB.
DT: Hulk
Ever seen someone get quintuple-teamed? That's what you'd have to do to stop the Hulk.
DT: The Thing (Fantastic 4)
The Thing ain't no weakling either. Have fun trying to decide between him and Hulk.
DE: Juggernaut
He would be the king of bull-rushers. No offensive tackle's stopping him.
SPECIAL TEAMS:
PK/Punter: Jean Grey
Sure, she's a woman, but her telekinesis means the ball goes right where she wants every time.
PR/KR: The Flash
How can you go wrong with someone who can go from one end of the field to the other in under a second?
There's my team. What's yours?
User Reviews
Submitted by minimumdino (user info) at 2006-01-11 14:05:24 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
how about SuperGayMan?
Submitted by minimumdino (user info) at 2006-01-10 18:47:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
get laid so u stop talking about comic books
Submitted by RandytheHelpfulPineapple (user info) at 2005-07-17 02:11:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I didn't realize it until now, but that guy in the Captain America costume is giving the "Zig Heil" and doing the goose step.
That's a little bassackwards. Where's Redskull when you need him?
Submitted by STIXS (user info) at 2005-07-17 01:11:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I'd be that Raven girl from Teen Titans (yes, I DO watch Cartoon Network...I'm a teenager, afterall).
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2005-07-17 00:56:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/70883
so i was busy all week
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-07-17 00:03:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2005-07-11 16:11:25 (#)
Ranking: 2
Moo shu pork? Shamone! All is forgiven!
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Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2005-07-11 16:07:26 (#)
Ranking: -2
I'M SORRY MICHAEL! Here, I'll give you a free moo shu pork meal with my deepest condolences.
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The fuck?
Submitted by RandytheHelpfulPineapple (user info) at 2005-07-16 23:39:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Offense: More of a college level core playbook
QB: Superman (I'd run roll outs and let them try to take him down)
4-Back: Quicksilver (Magneto's son if I remember correctly, and fast as hell)
3-Back: Beast (Super strength and agility makes him a versitile blocking back that can catch in the flat)
2-Back: Nightcrawler (hand it to him, and he can bamf into the endzone... try and stop that!)
Left Tackle: The Thing (Clobbering time, need I say more)
Left Guard: The Hulk (he'd seal the pocket up nicely on that side)
Center: Juggernaut (it takes the entire X-man team to take this guy down)
Right Guard: Proteus (he can manipulate matter with his mind, and probably pick up a blitz package without a problem)
Right Tackle: Colossus (his metal cladding and super strength make him tough to beat on a run block)
WR: Spiderman (if it's a dome), but otherwise Mr. Fantastic
WR: Silver Surfer (he's got a silver surf board that he rides around the galaxy in, I think he could clock 300 feet at a good pace)
Defense: 8 in the box bitches!
Right Tackle: Iceman (freeze the OT, and then slide around the pocket for an easy tackle)
Right Guard: Sabertooth (big guy, bad breath, all monster)
Left Guard: Apocalypse (this guy is huge, and could double as a stud nose guard, plus he could use his tenticles to pass rush)
Left Tackle: The Flash (Speed around the Tackle, and go for the sack; or drop back or cover the flat)
Warrior Linebacker: Magneto (but it'd need to be a stadium with iron beams in it, otherwise he could just pull the iron out of your blood)
Mike Linebacker: Cyclops (stopping power, natural leader, and a bit of a boyscout)
Hitman Linebacker: Wolverine (not the most powerful, but has the tenacity to clog up the works like a good hitman should)
Stud Linebacker: Superman (he plays both ways, and is, well, super)
CB: Sunfire (He's fast and a fireball)
CB: Human Torch (He's fast and a fireball)
FS: Banshee (imagine this shrieking demon rovering in the middle of the field, I'm positive you'd drop the ball)
Submitted by chillboy (user info) at 2005-07-16 22:32:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Go jerk off to superman comics fag
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2005-07-13 08:24:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
(in the title)
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2005-07-13 08:23:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Stretch dude from the fantastic 5 in goal obviously....oh you mean american football, why didn't you say that.
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2005-07-12 20:36:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Also, I believe all of us are forgetting the only superhero that actually WAS a football player before becoming a superhero: FLASH GORDON
Flash - a-ah - saviour of the universe
Flash - a-ah - he'll save everyone of us
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Flash - a-ah - he's a miracle
Flash - a-ah - king of the impossible
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2005-07-12 20:34:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Shit! I forgot my punter, kicker, and PR/KR
P: The Cuddler
K: Orgazmo
PR/KR: Captain Foamy
Submitted by Genko (user info) at 2005-07-12 20:30:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I put her at corner. I figured using her on the line or something in favour of one of the other villians would be cheating. Kind of like using Galactus or Jesus or something. Comic book characters aren't cool unless they're vulnerable in some way.
Speaking of which, our outside linebackers are going to be using Kryponite shoulder pads. I hope that isn't a problem.
Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2005-07-12 20:03:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'd have Mystique in there, since, you know, she can take the form of anything. Including Juggernaut, etc.
Submitted by Genko (user info) at 2005-07-12 18:51:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2005-07-12 10:17:53 (#)
Ranking: 0
Someone make a villain team. NOW!
Coach: Lex Luther
QB: Hobgoblin
WR: Shriek
WR: Catwoman
TE: Magneto
LT: Doomsday
LG: Violator
C: Juggernaut
RG: Kingpin
FB: Sabretooth
TB: Kraven
FS: Punisher (vigilantes are bad....right?)
SS: Redeemer
CB: Mystique
CB: Black Cat
OLB: Magneto
OLB: Chapel
MLB: Venom
MLB: Carnage
DE: Doppleganger
NG: Loki
DE: Super-Skrull
...comic book companies don't put damn near enough effort into their villians.
Submitted by BigDaddyV2.0 (user info) at 2005-07-12 13:08:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
-2 for the sheer idiocy of the question.
Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2005-07-12 10:17:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Someone make a villain team. NOW!
Submitted by Ragman (user info) at 2005-07-12 05:00:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
How about a evil villan team? I think that would be just as cool, mojo jojo has got to be in there somewhere
Submitted by Pr0j3ct (user info) at 2005-07-12 04:24:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"I'd make Captain Caveman the Assistant Coach."
^^^hahahaha^^^^
CAPTAIN CAAAAAAAAVEMAAAAAAAAAAN!!!
Submitted by Spuds002 (user info) at 2005-07-12 04:17:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
why do you have to say american football. that other game is soccer. you disagree, i dont care. deal with it.
could venom play, casue he helped beat carnege so hes super.
Submitted by PuNKaSS4_20 (user info) at 2005-07-12 03:52:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Captain Planet would be a force to be reckoned with.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-07-12 00:15:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
MJ is Adam, I thought we all knew we just didn't talk abuot it.
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2005-07-11 23:30:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I just looked at my list again, and goddamnit I rule so much.
Submitted by Genko (user info) at 2005-07-11 22:20:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
QB: Captain America
FB: Chapel (Image Comics)
TB: Wolverine (X-Men)
WR: Spiderman
WR: Batman
TE: Superman (Gotta go with you on this one)
LT: Badrock (Image)
LG: The Hulk
C: Juggernaut
RG: Thing
RT: Beast (X-Men)
TE: Redeemer (Image)
There's twelve players on the field in Canadian football.
FS: Spawn (Image)
DB: Venom (Spiderman)
DB: Carnage (Spiderman)
CB: Superboy (I know, I know, shut up)
CB: The Flash
OLB: Magneto (X-Men)
OLB: Savage Dragon
MLB: Lobo (Because isn't he a fucking psycho)
MLB: The Punisher
DE: Iron Man
NG: The Violator (Image)
DE: Gambit (X-Men)
P/PK: Robin
That's right, 3-4 defense, bitch.
This is the best post ever.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-07-11 21:12:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Dick Trickle.
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2005-07-11 20:36:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
And I thought MichaelJackson was WillZone.
Well played, spedmonkey. Well played.
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2005-07-11 20:35:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That's right. Three defensive tackles and no left end, bitch.
It wasn't a typo.
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2005-07-11 20:31:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
QB: Adam West as Batman
RB: Aquaman
FB: Secret Squirrel
WR: Space Ghost
WR: Jesus
TE: Elvis
Offensive Line: The Powerpuff Girls and the Wonder Twins
SS: Powdered Toast Man
FS: The dog from "Sandlot"
CB: Bootsy Collins
CB: Stephen Hawking
MLB: Ares, God of War
OLB: Manboy
OLB: Boyman
RE: Mothra
DT: Gamera
DT: Godzilla
DT: Mecha-Godzilla
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2005-07-11 16:54:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You have guys going both ways? With all the available superheros youve only used about 15 of them?
I'm game. I'm going to put together a full roster. Allow me to ruminate. Expect it by the end of the day.
Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2005-07-11 16:50:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
OFFENSE:
Galactus - He's the size of a planet
DEFENSE
Galactus - He's the size of a planet
SPECIAL TEAMS
Lobo - He's fucking cool.
Submitted by The_Sorrow (user info) at 2005-07-11 16:26:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2005-07-11 16:21:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
what are you talking about??? YOU SAW NOSSING!
Submitted by sg11588 (user info) at 2005-07-11 16:20:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2005-07-11 16:11:25 (#)
Ranking: 2
Moo shu pork? Shamone! All is forgiven!
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Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2005-07-11 16:07:26 (#)
Ranking: -2
I'M SORRY MICHAEL! Here, I'll give you a free moo shu pork meal with my deepest condolences.
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PROOF THAT SPED IS MICHAEL?!?!
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-07-11 16:16:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
wootsauce
Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2005-07-11 16:11:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Moo shu pork? Shamone! All is forgiven!
Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2005-07-11 16:07:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'M SORRY MICHAEL! Here, I'll give you a free moo shu pork meal with my deepest condolences.
Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2005-07-11 15:57:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
THANKS ASSHOLE! YOUR POST RUINED YEARS OF THEROPY!
Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2005-07-11 15:53:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Tony Danza says he could take on your team and kick their asses.
Need I remind you that Tony Danza is Italian and from the Bronx! Your team would go home crying to their Uncle Joe who would beat them!
NO UNCLE JOE! NO!
PLEASE DON'T BEAT ME AGAIN UNCLE JOE!
I WON'T TOUCH TITO'S BASS AGAIN! I PROMISE!
ARGH!
NO!
DA.... UNCLE JOE!!! NO! PLEASE!
HAVE MERCY UNCLE JOE!
WEEPS....
....sorry, just a bit of a flashback there
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-07-11 15:32:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
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Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-07-11 15:32:07 EDT (#)
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Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-07-11 15:31:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-07-11 15:29:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
LILAC SCENTED FARTS - WHAT WILL THEY THINK UP NEXT
Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2005-07-11 14:54:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Holy shit, a StonedSilly sighting!
Submitted by StonedSilly (user info) at 2005-07-11 14:47:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by sg11588 (user info) at 2005-07-11 14:46:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It's times like these when you need Heater. What ever happened to that guy anyway?
Submitted by sg11588 (user info) at 2005-07-11 14:35:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/70382
This is the post he speaks of.
Submitted by The_Superman (user info) at 2005-07-11 14:34:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Thank you all for voting for me. I accept this honor of being on your football teams with great pleasure.
Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2005-07-11 13:20:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I was disappointed. CBG never came up with a team. In fact, NO ONE came up with a full team. WTF?
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-07-11 13:15:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Herschel Walker and David Pollack
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2005-07-11 13:12:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Berty - Lady Deathstrike? (The female wolverine.) As for the ultimate female superhero . . . I'm thinking Dark Pheonix was probably the most badass of them all. Rogue could be valuable on the field. I could also see Typhoid Mary fucking some shit up out there. Maybe Emma Frost.
Donkey - Shadow King? Holy shit, that's hard core. I'm duly impressed.
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2005-07-11 12:57:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Shadow King.
Everyone gets trasported to the Astral Plain and gets put in a coma.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-07-11 12:29:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
nightcrawler should be somewhere.
i mean he could teleport anywhere.
preferable a running back.
also, The Thing should be a full back. Cyclops is a pussy.
Submitted by sg11588 (user info) at 2005-07-11 12:27:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Woot!
Submitted by RaineLark (user info) at 2005-07-11 12:27:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Damn, why can't it be football season yet?
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-07-11 12:05:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What about that girl from Spiderman, Black Cat or something? She was Captain America but female and without cancer. Also Gene Gray/Phoenix combo was pretty hard and wassname; the Girly version of Wolverine. Then there was that Russian Spetnaz chick from the punisher series who ate pain and crapped punishment. Who else...
I dunno, I'm trying to think who was the greatest, Uber, Mecha, female superhero of all time. Any suggestions?
Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2005-07-11 11:59:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
What? I don't see how it's my fault you women are pretty much useless...
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-07-11 11:39:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Your team needs more tits
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2005-07-11 11:37:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
The Flash could play all the positions at once. We'd win every game and have the lowest payroll in the league.
Submitted by peckerhead (user info) at 2005-07-11 11:21:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I would like to see Michael Jackson on kick-off returns after touch downs, start of game, half time etc.
Submitted by sg11588 (user info) at 2005-07-11 11:18:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Dude yea! One of the Wonder Twins could turn into a football, and it would confuse the other team because there would be two footballs and then the real football would go to the endzone somehow but then someone would take the fake one and it would turn back into one of the twins and they would be like "awww gay!"
Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2005-07-11 11:17:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
THE SPICE GIRLS! I WIN!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-07-11 11:13:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
WONDER TWINS ACTIVATE!!!
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-07-11 11:10:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
They've done the Thing versus the Hulk and the Hulk kicked the Things ass. Hardly surprising considering that the fantastic four where the crappest superheros ever and had, by quite a distance I should say, the gheyest name of all time.
Face it. The best superhero's where the ones' who could just put the whammy on their opponents.
Hence why Charles Xavier is the greatest superhero of all time. He was just paranoid of frying people's brains so he never used his power to kick ass.
Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2005-07-11 11:10:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2005-07-11 11:06:11 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2005-07-11 10:56:27 (#)
Ranking: 2
Nightcrawler should be QB, teleport into the end zone every time, game over.
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You want game over put the Preacher as QB. that would be game over.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-07-11 11:10:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I think you would have to put The Tick on the line somewhere too, or use him along with Superman in a 2 TE set.
How about Bruce Willis from Unbreakable, I mean he played ball so he has experiance.
I would shift Wolverine to FB, that is one scary lead blocker.
I'd make Captain Caveman the Assistant Coach.
And I'd have Selene from Underground, I mean just cause she's hot.
Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2005-07-11 11:09:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2005-07-11 10:54:57 (#)
Ranking: 0
No, S-R, see, there's other guys who can play everything else because they're specialized. But Superman can do it all, and TE is the position where you can be most creative. You could send him out to catch passes, or you can have him lead block, or you can have him pass block. Either way he excels, but you can use his talents to fit every situation at TE. You can't really do that with any other position.
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yeah but honestly, I'll take superman as QB instead of Batman, I love batman and all but its no contest, as for TE fill it up with Colloseus. Batman can play back-up.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2005-07-11 11:06:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2005-07-11 10:56:27 (#)
Ranking: 2
Nightcrawler should be QB, teleport into the end zone every time, game over.
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2 words.
Jean Grey.
Submitted by AwesomeJohnson (user info) at 2005-07-11 11:04:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Coach: Mike Ditka
Explanation: Un-necessary and unwarranted.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2005-07-11 11:03:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't have a friggin clue about Yank football (YOU HARDLY EVER KICK IT! IT SHOULD BE HANDBALL.), so i'll do a Rugby team.
FORWARDS
Front Row:
Loose head: Hulk, post "Mr Banner, someone just let down your tyres".
Hooker: Reed Richards (Mr Stretch from Fantastic 4)
Tight Head: Ben Grimm (The Thing from Fantastic 4)
Second Row: Sabertooth and The Thing from X-Men
Blindside: Cyclops (Too obvious?)
Openside: Cheetara from ThunderCats (For those quick "Number 6" balls)
BACKS
Scrum Half: Superman
Fly Half: Charles Xavier (Can will the opposition to sit down and masturbate while we win)
Inside & Outside Centre: Wiley Kat and Wiley Kit (Nippy little bastards)
Left & Right Wing: Superfluous. My team already kicks ass.
Full Back: Jean Grey (Can you imagine her not catching a deep ball?)
Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2005-07-11 11:03:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Holy shit, you're right, Mr. Incredible can't fly. Fuck. Oh well, the flying part's not all that important for OLB anyhow.
Submitted by goose (user info) at 2005-07-11 11:02:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Mr. Incredible couldn't fly. However - I think he would make a great coach - just imagine him dressed like Vince Lombardi.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-07-11 11:01:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I agree with everything but FB.
Green Lantern at FB. He'll just make a green bulldozer and roll.
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2005-07-11 11:00:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Is this college or pro? I gotta think that if you're playing college ball, and oh, say, running the option like certain once-upon-a-time great teams that tended to wear the crimson and cream . . . Nightcrawler (X-MEN) would be unstoppable.
Oh! Batman pitches to Nightcrawler! <BAMF!> TD!!!!
Vision (Avengers) or Kitty Pryde/Shadowcat(X-MEN) might work pretty well too. But I think Vision's dead.
You also should have put Galactus on your Defensive line.
Submitted by sg11588 (user info) at 2005-07-11 11:00:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-07-11 10:56:45 (#)
Ranking: 2
I CHOOSE YOU, PIKACHU!
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HAHAHA! You asshole! You made me drop my bowl of Cocoa Puffs!
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-07-11 11:00:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Come to think of it, I want Yoda on my time as well. Just to make sure there is absolutely no competition at all.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-07-11 10:58:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2005-07-11 10:56:27 (#)
Ranking: 2
Nightcrawler should be QB, teleport into the end zone every time, game over.
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He'd be to busy choking if he was playing against my team.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-07-11 10:56:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I CHOOSE YOU, PIKACHU!
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2005-07-11 10:56:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Nightcrawler should be QB, teleport into the end zone every time, game over.
Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2005-07-11 10:54:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No, S-R, see, there's other guys who can play everything else because they're specialized. But Superman can do it all, and TE is the position where you can be most creative. You could send him out to catch passes, or you can have him lead block, or you can have him pass block. Either way he excels, but you can use his talents to fit every situation at TE. You can't really do that with any other position.
Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2005-07-11 10:52:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Superman at TE, what a waste.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-07-11 10:49:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd take He-man as well, but only if he comes with Battlecat.
Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2005-07-11 10:47:05 EDT (#)
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Hrmmm... OK, you might have a point there. And Apollo, I definitely did say AMERICAN football.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-07-11 10:45:07 EDT (#)
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Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2005-07-11 10:42:40 (#)
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Is Darth Vader a superhero?
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Define superhero and I'm sure he will fit into the criteria.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-07-11 10:44:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Just a couple for my team
Hong Kong Fui
The Indian guy from the Halls of Justice
The Green Latern
Captain America...I mean how could you have a football team without Captain America
Cheetara
Snarf as my mascot
Robin as my head cheerleader
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-07-11 10:44:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
THIS ISN'T FOOTBALL.
The only super hero i would need for REAL football is Steven Gerrard.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2005-07-11 10:44:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
If Inspector Gadgets not in it... I don't want to know..
Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2005-07-11 10:42:40 EDT (#)
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Is Darth Vader a superhero?
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-07-11 10:40:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Darth Vader.
Hand goes up, everybody chokes, Touchdown time!
Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2005-07-11 10:40:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
And, I +2'd myself. -2DIE.
Submitted by sg11588 (user info) at 2005-07-11 10:39:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Wow, I didn't think you would make an ENTIRE team.
Since I am lazy, I will name a few.
WRs: Spiderman and Superman, for obvious reasons.
QB: Gambit. If he throws cards, maybe he can throw a football?
RB: The Flash.
Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2005-07-11 10:39:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I would take Hulk over Thing. Remember, Hulk gets ginormous, and he has mad ups. The Thing can't jump. He's just a rock.
Submitted by Awko (user info) at 2005-07-11 10:38:59 EDT (#)
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Cyclops couldn't move stuff with his eyes. He just made shit blow up with his eye beams.
Submitted by comicbookguy (user info) at 2005-07-11 10:38:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-07-11 10:37:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I have often wondered, who would you take in a One on One battle between The Thing and The Hulk?
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-07-11 10:35:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The Green lantern, Jon Jones, Charles Xavier. In any position, in any game, at any time.
They'd be unstoppable.