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Straight Incorporated; Day one and my first four point restraint (3054 hits)

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Submitted by badassmofo (View user info) at 2005-07-11 13:23:26 EDT


Authors note: This is a true story based on a certain period in my life. The place, Straight Inc. is a real place easily found through a Google search. Since my leaving it has been shut down, in all of it's locations with countless pending law suits. I write this, not because I seek sympathy as it was 15 years ago, but because this weekend I travel to my famiy reunion to see My father, the antagonist of my story here. It is our first meeting, his family and mine since these events and I am still sorting through all of this. I will continue this story, not everyday of my stay but I will touch hi and low points. Thank you in advance for reading.
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Straight Day 1:

The date was December 21st 1990, I was fifteen and not yet a badass. Although in my mind I was, I was hard until I got there.

It started as an overnight trip, my father and I. We were headed to Texas to visit his upcoming construction project. We would fly down, he and I alone. Away from his wife and my step siblings, together maybe we could talk, maybe start working some stuff out.

My father was a Project Manager for a national construction company so our trip seemed par for the course. We were picked up by two men at the airport in Dallas, both wearing sports jackets and jeans, again par for the course.

While driving the conversation bounced from sports, to weather, to families, and what not. I was 15 so in my rebellious state I really paid not attention. We were taken to what appeared to be your everyday run of the mill business office. Upon entering the building I started to pick up on things that didn't make sense.

The people working behind the reception desk, kids, maybe 16 or 17 and a few of them were a little older. This seemed odd but was not enough to really send red lights and warnings off in my head.

A man came out and took us to his office, Ken Robertson was his name. *Note - I have not intention of changing names to protect the innocent because....well fuck them. Ken took us to his office and sat us down.

My father: First off Jason has no idea why we are here.

Ken: *nodding

Me: *thinking, what the fuck is he talking about, we are here for him. Beginning to notice Child Psychology diplomas on the wall.* What're you talking about dad?

Ken: Jason your father has brought you here because he has concerns for you, for your health and safety, and the safety of his family.

Me: Wait, who are you, dad what's going on here?

My Father: *looking away sheepishly

Ken: Jason, this is Straight Incorporated, we are an in house rehabilitation center. You are being admitted to our program and will be staying with us for a minimum of 6 months.

Me: Dad, what is he talking about, I thought this was about your job. *Stands up* I'm not staying, I don't know what you guys are talking about. *Stands and makes his way through door and starts down the hallway

Ken: Jason don't make this harder on your father, he is only trying to do what is best for you. *Pressing intercom* Phyllis could you send a little help our way, please?

Me: That's it I am out of here *now in a slow trot down the hallway*

Wham! Dizziness. I was hit by an opening door. Three men now have their hands on me and Ken is making his way down the hallway.

Me: *having lost my ability to reason within this struggling* Get your fucking hands off me! Dad...dad help me, why are you letting them do this to me?

Ken: Jason just calm down the more you resist the worse it will be.

Me: Fuck you asshole, get the fuck off me.

At this point I am tiring, I am quickly losing my struggle against 4 full grown men. There is one man one each limb of my body, applying all of their weight on me. I felt more powerless at this point in my life than I had ever felt. Imagine, if you will struggling to move with all you have in you, not understanding why or where you are, and these men forcing their will upon you. All the while my dad stood there, watching and not helping. Why wouldn't he help me? Doesn't parental instinct come into play at some point? Didn't he feel a need to help me, I can't imagine seeing my child in pain, under duress from another and not doing something.

My dad left me that day, saying two words as he walked bye me in my helpless state.

My Father: I'm sorry.

For six years that was our last exchange, his cold words and my tears.

I would spend the rest of that night crying, questioning, but mostly crying. I had no idea where I was, what I was in for or when I could go home.

Many of my questions would be answered in the days to come, but for this day my punishment was ignorance.



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Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-03-12 13:24:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2


Very Bad Ass indeed.

r.e.s.p.e.c.t, mo fo.


Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-12-19 12:51:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I forgot what I was rating.

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-12-19 12:48:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

this was a pretty good series.

Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2007-12-19 12:36:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Man that's sad.

Submitted by Mike-Mc (user info) at 2007-09-11 05:43:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-04-18 16:39:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by jagmcmanus (user info) at 2005-12-21 07:01:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Mike00295 (user info) at 2005-11-11 09:40:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Wow.

Submitted by mbstateside (user info) at 2005-11-11 09:25:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Fuck. This sounds like somthing from a Charles Dickons novel.

Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-11-11 09:12:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I would have killed him.... ALOT!

Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2005-08-14 02:11:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

You have hooked me.

Will be back after I have Googled this place

-Dave

Submitted by Kre8rix (user info) at 2005-08-10 15:54:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-08-10 15:39:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No matter how much of a hardass you may have been, 15 is still a child emotionally in this country. And the worst thing you can do to a child is have a trusted family member leave them in an isolated place, with strangers, and no explination as to why

Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2005-08-07 14:42:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by missflibble (user info) at 2005-08-03 10:33:16 (#)
Ranking: 2

dude. you need a hug.

Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-08-07 14:18:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Lechuga (user info) at 2005-08-03 12:02:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by missflibble (user info) at 2005-08-03 10:33:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

dude. you need a hug.

Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-07-13 08:13:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Soley - not forward at all, jmaguire.at.cbrwoodworking.com

I welcome all contact.

Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2005-07-13 07:41:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I know it's rather forward of me, but would you mind if I dropped you an e-mail sometime soon?

Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-07-13 00:08:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

from reading the reviews I am going to have to check out this
Straight thing.

Well done.

Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2005-07-12 14:49:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Totally_useless (user info) at 2005-07-12 09:33:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-07-12 08:52:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-07-12 08:45:36 (#)
Ranking: 0

Be careful Berty, I don't want to have to "live up" to any expectations.

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Don't worry, I always get emotional before breakfast.

Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-07-12 08:45:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Be careful Berty, I don't want to have to "live up" to any expectations.

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-07-12 05:13:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Dot, dot, dot.

This post, knowing a little about your past, really throws some extra light on discussions I've seen you participate in the past. All I can say is that for you to have overcome such adversity, to not be consumed by it and to have risen above it so to become such a good man, a good father, fills me with admiration and hope for all people.

Kudos man, kudos.

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-07-12 01:59:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Fuck these assholes.

The reason I do not have as much latitude as I require at my job is because of assholes like these people fucking it up for those of us actually trying to do good out there.

Submitted by Freakmagnet (user info) at 2005-07-12 01:55:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Wow, I just looked this thing up, I can't wait to hear the rest. It was truly sick.

Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-07-12 01:40:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

If that const co starts with a C a K or a P, I'm going to have a heart attack.

Especially the last two.

Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2005-07-12 01:24:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2005-07-11 13:47:40 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-07-11 13:32:22 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by egadz (user info) at 2005-07-11 13:26:55 (#)
Ranking: 2

I WANT MORE.
RIGHT.
NOW.


Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2005-07-12 01:12:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

I'd like to know WHY you got put there in the first place other than some generic "rebellious nature". I'm guessing it was a bit more than that.

Good stuff so far though.

Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-07-12 00:59:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Oh yeah and you're right KY is not great for this type of action. My hunts there lend more to the white tail and my bow.

Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-07-12 00:55:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Joe, been giving some thought to going out to check out my dad's place he is in Tracy. I have spent some time in Torrance(LA county) and Pittsburgh (outside of San Fran).

Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-07-12 00:35:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I was looking at the WMA's(Peabody,Barlow,Dale Hollow) and the #'s didn't look so good.
Let me know if you ever come to Cali, during the 'right' time.

Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-07-11 23:06:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

There is alot more to this. My term at Straight was, I guess you could say less than fun.

Submitted by WellFedEthiopian (user info) at 2005-07-11 22:49:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Damn, I hope there was more to this. Like how you shanked a counselor or something.

Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2005-07-11 22:24:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I googled and got this:

"They [stories compiled by Wes Fager] are stories of suicides and attempted suicides, rapes, forced abortions, molestations, physical abuse, lawsuits, court testimonies, and extensive documentation of profound psychological abuse at Straight chapters all over the country." Radley Balko, FOX News

Jesus...

Submitted by Saxon (user info) at 2005-07-11 19:44:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I will look forward to further posts with interest man.

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-07-11 17:46:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

fUCK THESE PEOPLE

FUCK THEM IN THEIR GOAT ASSES

Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-07-11 17:34:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Yep

Submitted by Recalcitrant (user info) at 2005-07-11 16:34:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Get back to your fucking keyboard and type the rest out.

Submitted by Vulva (user info) at 2005-07-11 16:21:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Waiting on this to continue for sure. Keeping with the badassmofo theme, I would like this to go in the direction of someone fetchin' an ass whippin...but if not, still many +2's

Submitted by kissmyarse (user info) at 2005-07-11 15:07:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-07-11 13:32:22 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by egadz (user info) at 2005-07-11 13:26:55 (#)
Ranking: 2

I WANT MORE.
RIGHT.
NOW.

----

Ditto


Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-07-11 15:06:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-07-11 15:05:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Damn...this was great man.

Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2005-07-11 14:46:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I can't wait for the rest.

Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-07-11 14:36:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

fudge, I'd like to but I am going on vacation wedenesday so I have a lot of work to do so time is my enemy, I will finish the rest of it tonight and probably post it in 2 more parts.

Sorry, but if I don't get my work done I am in twouble.

Submitted by fudgepacker (user info) at 2005-07-11 14:26:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

more?

now?

please?

i dont care about the unwritten 'one post per day, n00b' rule.

Submitted by egadz (user info) at 2005-07-11 14:24:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Again, because I keep reading it.

Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-07-11 14:22:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

indo - duly noted.

Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2005-07-11 14:17:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-07-11 14:07:49 (#)
Ranking: 0

To everyone: Thanks for the reviews

To those that want more: It is a 5 phase program, you can get off the first phase in 14 days. I spent 121 days there and never got off the first phase, so there is plenty to tell...in due time.
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I hope due time means tomorrow.

Please don't make this into a 10 part story, we want all the good bits at onec.

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-07-11 14:15:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I also just did a search...

HOly fuckme Christ....

Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-07-11 14:07:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

To everyone: Thanks for the reviews

To those that want more: It is a 5 phase program, you can get off the first phase in 14 days. I spent 121 days there and never got off the first phase, so there is plenty to tell...in due time.

Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-07-11 14:02:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

write the rest! write the rest!

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-07-11 13:55:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Damn.

Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2005-07-11 13:55:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by egadz (user info) at 2005-07-11 13:26:55 (#)
Ranking: 2

I WANT MORE.
RIGHT.
NOW.


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Submitted by RaineLark (user info) at 2005-07-11 13:32:14 (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm looking forward to hearing the rest.

Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2005-07-11 13:54:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Well, damn. I just did a search for this place.

Holy shit.

Submitted by ellsmall (user info) at 2005-07-11 13:53:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-07-11 13:51:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-07-11 13:32:22 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by egadz (user info) at 2005-07-11 13:26:55 (#)
Ranking: 2

I WANT MORE.
RIGHT.
NOW.


Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2005-07-11 13:50:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Whoa. That sucks.

Needs a little proofreading though.

Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-07-11 13:50:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Yes absolutly, not this week I am going on vacation, but soon.

I used to shoot pool in the APA for the Jughandle.

There is a girl on here named Val (not Urbane) she is in Delran.

Rizzo works somewhere around Cinnaminson.

Professional Peon has family in Cinnaminson, but lives in Conshohocken I think.

I'm smellin a Mini Ubercon.

Submitted by ubetidid (user info) at 2005-07-11 13:50:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

bring it on. i want to hear this story.

Submitted by Yes (user info) at 2005-07-11 13:48:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

keep it up.

Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2005-07-11 13:47:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-07-11 13:32:22 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by egadz (user info) at 2005-07-11 13:26:55 (#)
Ranking: 2

I WANT MORE.
RIGHT.
NOW.

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I just spent the last 20 minutes reading about Straight.

they were fucked up.

Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-07-11 13:47:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Yeah, Adam it was a really intense place, that's right you are in Florida they had one down there too.

Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2005-07-11 13:46:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Yes, uberconjughandle?

Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-07-11 13:44:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Best description I've ever heard of that place is "A 1980's War-on-Drugs Concentration camp"

Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-07-11 13:42:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

fartman - I wanted to catch up with you on that post the other day, I am in Cinnaminson probably not 15 minutes away from you in Cherry Hill.

Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2005-07-11 13:39:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Sounds like a fascinating story. Bring it on, badass.

Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-07-11 13:34:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

wookie - Straight taught me a lot of things, but not what they were trying to teach me.

Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2005-07-11 13:34:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-07-11 13:32:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by egadz (user info) at 2005-07-11 13:26:55 (#)
Ranking: 2

I WANT MORE.
RIGHT.
NOW.


Submitted by RaineLark (user info) at 2005-07-11 13:32:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm looking forward to hearing the rest.

Submitted by wookie (user info) at 2005-07-11 13:28:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I've known a handful of people over the years who were sent to Straight.


It wasn't successful for any of them.

Submitted by egadz (user info) at 2005-07-11 13:26:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I WANT MORE.
RIGHT.
NOW.

Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2005-07-11 13:26:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by HateFist (user info) at 2005-07-11 13:24:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment


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