Melanoma (with ms paint camwhore inline) (770 hits)
Category: NoneRating: 0.27 on 14 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by your_arse_is_hanging_out (View user info) at 2005-07-11 17:07:23 EDT
North Avenue beach was packed yesterday for a beautiful cloudless day in the low 90's.
I'm burnt to a crisp and my butt looks like the polish flag. Half white, half red.
Skin soooo tight. Want to swim in a pool of refridgerated jello, green preferably.
Hate clothing.
I'd show a real camwhore, but I don't have the technology capabilities. So here's some ms paint. (embarrassing
User Reviews
Submitted by Deidra (user info) at 2005-07-12 00:20:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Aloe is your friend.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2005-07-11 20:08:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ah, i'm being mean. sorry.
but really i like you
not really though.
SHOW US YOUR TITS!
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2005-07-11 20:07:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
for someone who bashed the shit out of the uberers for giving you heart-felt advice, you sure are sticking around.
-2 for shitty content.
+1 cause you are sunburnt and suffering.
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2005-07-11 19:53:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2005-07-11 19:19:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
you've tried so hard the effort even hurt me. please don't bother again
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-07-11 18:59:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
it's called sunscreen. You should use it.
Submitted by NotSteve (user info) at 2005-07-11 17:46:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Cameltoe was the first thing I noticed, too.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-07-11 17:18:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
mmm, egg salad and motor oil, them's good eats!
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-07-11 17:10:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for cartoon camel toe.
Submitted by ShadowFacsimile (user info) at 2005-07-11 17:10:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
looks painful sympathy +2
Submitted by Grownasskid (user info) at 2005-07-11 17:09:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
orange jello is best if you can get it, unless the green has grapes in it. mmmmmmmmm gravity defying.
Submitted by swamp_donkey (user info) at 2005-07-11 17:08:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for cameltoe
Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2005-07-11 17:08:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Nope.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-07-11 17:08:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
You have a nice body...is this drawn to scale